Chapter Six- Yo Cartman is soooo fat!
Wesker finally decided to be evil for once during his existence in this f'ed up story that he decided to Kidnap...Aku and Norrec while noticing that Nayami, Leon, and Luis were getting creepy with their orgasmic smiles and random one word sentences like, 'boobs', 'budenda (vag8na in spanish)' and 'woo-hoo'. Ada was going to drive a bitching camaro up a wall while Jack was imidating Pyramid Head for he is a pirate.
(Jack) "You three need lives mates."
(Nayami, Leon and Luis) staring at Jack "SSSSSSSS----------------XXXXXXXXXXXXXX."
(Jack) "Woah, okay mofos."
Mr. T then randomly jumps in with the Lazy Town crew with a dramatic version of 'You are a Pirate' playing in the background, making Alfred soil his underwear that wasn't urine or turd(teehee). Mr. T just looks at the Lazy Town people and sighs as he walks up the the three male prostitutes/stripers/-fillintheblankhere-.
(Mr. T) "I pity da fool, and you are fools!"
(N,Le+Lu) "XEMNAS."
(Xemnas) just out of nowhere "What?"
(Everyone except Mr. T) screaming like little girls "OMFG! WTF! Brownies."
(Salazar) coming out in a bikini "Like it?"
(Xemnas) flatly "No."
(Alfred) gayly as usual "Don't insult a midget in a bikini!"
(Claire) singing "I feel like a song is coming up!!!"
(Everyone except N,L,L) unison "Shut your f'ing face uncle f'cker!!"
After a whole day of singing and Pyramid Head dancing, everyone finally realized that we may just have a plot!OMFG, that can't happen! Everyone knows that this story has no plot, just random events that don't make sense.
(Pyramid Head) "Guten WA!"
(Ayaa) "WTF?"
(Yuuchoru) "BAD PYRAMID HEAD, FIRST ITS ACTING LIKE A DILDO TO THE 'YO MOMMA SO FAT DAT SHE GETS HER LEGS WAXED AT A CAR WASH!' You need a hug...bug!"
(Ada) "Are you bipolar?"
(Yuuchoru) "I dunno. Is random an answer to that pie?"
(Ada) sighing "Sure, why not. Leon, Luis and Nayami are having a threesome in the back and everyone is adding more money for more action." watches the threesome
(Yuuchoru) "Yay!heart BRING THE F'NG CAMERA RIGHT NOW!"
After everyone had their fill on their hawt man-on-man-on-man action, they started to get bored. What did they do to kill boredem? Dun dun dun!!!
(Jack) "Teh Yaoi/Yuri/Hentai Stick? You on drugs, mate, cuz can I have some?"
(Yuuchoru) "Yeah. No. GET YOUR OWN!"
(Jack) "Dammm."
(Yuuchoru) "Do you want to enlist for the turds or the dildoids?"
(Krauser) happishly "I wanna be a dildo!!!!1"
(Yuuchoru) "Right...freak. Now you, Jack, choose."
(Jack) "Pirate."
(Yuuchoru) "NO PIRATE!"
(Jack) "Pirate...turd?"
(Yuuchoru) "...fine..."
(Aku+Norrec) "Who can light a fart on fire??"
(Ayaa) "Where were you two?"
(Aku) "At Wesker's grammies house. She told us stories about sailboats, German s-x videos and Wesker's streaking problem when he was 16 years old."
(Wesker) out of breath "Dammm Grammy. Should have left her medicine alone."
(Yuuchoru) "Saddler! I dare you $100.00 to light your fart on fire."
(Saddler) "Sure, why not?"
Will Saddler light his fart on fire? Yeah probably so...STAYED TUNE OR PREPARE TO BE ANNIHALETED(sp) BY THE TURD AND DILDO WARS!!!!!! exits in dramatic Lazy Town dancing manor while in Pyramid Head's Head