Chapter 7-Hannya, Sora is a turd, and Riku is a head on a barbie doll

Everyone was watching as Saddler put a match to his but and prepared to fart like there was no other thing to do but FART! When the smelly gas came out, the fart well...lit and so did he. Poor little Saddler screamed like a girl in a mutated elephant zombie ding-dong while getting punched with a pile of monkey doo-doo. Yuuchoru and everyone one else who went after the three organism men were disappointed since Ada just lied for mysterious reasons. Then, someone knocked on the door.

(Aku) "I'LL GET IT YOU MOFOS!!!!" -opens door to find Hannya(sp?)-

(Hannya) "Aku!"

(Aku) "Hannya!"

(Ayaa) "Hannya!" -the three group hug-

(Nayami) "Akkkkuuuuu..."

(Leon) "What the hell did you fcking do to us????!!!!"

(Luis) "YOU -cursing in spanish for three minutes-"

(Nayami and Leon) -confused- "What he said!..?"

(Ada) "Hey Riku-head, how does it feel to be just a head?"

(Riku) "I want to die."

(Ada) "...Alright...turning emo on us now??"

(Saddler) -crying- "Oh...sniff the pain...Momma...why didn't I become a plumber like you wanted me too?? -sob-"

(David King) -randomly appearing- "Because its sh'tty work."

(Saddler) "Yeah...What the hell??"

(Everyone) "David??? Why are you here?"

(David) -sighing and shivering- "Kevin's been touching me and I'm trying to lose him."

(Kevin Ryman) -squeeling like a drunken piglette and glomping him- "DAAAAAVVVVIIID!!"

(David) "GET THE -BEEP- OFF ME YOU -BEEP-ING -BBBBBBEEEEEEEEEPPPPP-!!!!!"

(Aku) "OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! Someone has a dirty mouth!"

(Kevin) -gayishly- "Why did you -hic- leave me David?? T.T"

(Hannya) -noticing Riku's head- "Holy -----!! If Riku is like that then...what happened to Sora???!"

(Aku) -pointing to Salazar dancing in his bikini- "Him."

(Salazar) -innocently- "Yes??...OH GOD! GOTTA GOOOO PPPPPOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

(Leon) -annoyed- "Shut up and take a sh-t you dumb -ss!"

(Salazar) -crying- "I-I'm sorry...T.T -runs to bathroom-"

(David) -hiding behind Aku- "I wanna go home...-cries-"

(Nayami) "Aku...I think I hear Sora..."

Salazar came out with Sora who was in a form of a turd. He had his head but his body was just a clob of poop. Most of them giggled or laughed out loud while Hannya just squelled like a pig and ran to Sora without touching him.

(Hannya) -shouting like a banchee- "SHORT LITTLE WH GRANDMOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -beats the crap out of Salazar-"

(Salazar) "RAWR." -they sissy fight-

(Sora) -inspired somehow- "I FEEL FINALLY ALIVE!!!"

(Riku) -crying- "I want to you!!!!!"

(Sora) -trying to run away- "I WANT TO DIE DEAR LORD!!!!!"

(Aku) "I know how to turn Sora and Riku back to regularness!!!"

(Kevin) -poking Sora- "How?? David!!!! My finger is leaking, will you 'fix' it up??"

(David) -laughing- "You are full of sht Kevin! -seriously- No way wierdo."

Aku and Hannya put Riku and Sora onto a operating table and wheel them away. Within an hour, they come back with sheets over the table. They nod as they revealed what had happened to the two poor souls. Riku was the head to a life-size barbie doll with a shirt that reads 'lesbian' on it and panties while Sora was still a piece of turd but only tied unto a remote control truck that is the color. Aku laughed while Hannya glared at her evilly.

wow...Will Riku kill himself as he finds out that he is a lesbian slut barbie? Will Sora just die from randomness? PAINE IS COMING AND WE SHALL...bananas.

Until later, peeps. n.n