Summary: 50 stories about Kenshin and Kaoru, sometimes meandering to include the other Ruroken cast. A mix of canon and AU one-shots. Some crack can be expected. Read and Review!

Rating: T

Characters: Kenshin and Kaoru

Disclaimer: Anything you recognise here belongs to the one and only Watsuki Nobuhiro.

Hello everyone!

It's been ages since I was seen writing, or updating in these parts and what I have now isn't that much but it shall suffice to get the train going again.

P.P.V.V – Remember how you once mentioned that I was on a roll with these one-shots, well I think the roll has shifted to you my friend. You are churning out drabbles on a daily basis, way to go!

Everybody, P.P.V.V has begun a drabble series called In Memories: Kotowari. Do check it out. If you want well-written, beautiful canon, that's the place to be. Find the link on my Favourites.

Onward!

We can safely blame this snippet on Calvin and Hobbes.


Show and Tell

"Settle down, children." Miss Byrd clapped her hands together, calling her third-grade class to attention. "We are about to begin Show-and-Tell for this week. Who wants to go first?" She looked around and beamed as several hands began to wave about in the air, their occupants jumping in their seats.

"Me!"

"Me!"

"Me! Miss Byrd, pick me!" Miss Byrd held up her hands, before quickly deciding who to call first. "Alright, alright, my you're all in such high spirits. That's wonderful. Okay, I think…Kenshin, you can go first."

Kenshin grinned. He swept his bangs back and picking up the large chart on his desk, he tucked it under his arm and rushed to the front of the classroom. He looked at Miss Byrd, who nodded, signalling him to begin.

"Okay. For Show-and-Tell today, I have brought…" he opened the chart and held it out for everyone to see, "a diagram."

"What is that?"

Kenshin looked at it. "This is a diagram of my future home. You can see I have coloured all the rooms according to their importance."

The rest of the children looked at the chart, pointing out the different colours and whispering amongst them.

A girl in pigtails sitting at the front asked, "Ken-chan, what's your favourite colour?"

"Blue!"

Miss Byrd stepped forward, looking at the chart with interest. "Is that your room then, in blue?"

Kenshin smiled widely and looked down at the chart. Looking up, he shook his head vigorously, "No, that is not my room. That room belongs to Kaoru-chan. That's where she's going to live when we get married!"

"…"

"…"

"Oh…ahhhh…very well Ken-chan, you may sit."

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It stank. I know. sigh krystalMage. Epic Fail.