Stan POV

Damn, Kyle wants to go home. What the hell happened? It hasn't even been an hour since I told him that if anything happens just text me, but really? I decide to be a bit skeptical at first, and decided to text him back.

Kyle, it hasn't even been an hour. What happened?

Usually in class, it takes Kyle a long time to respond because he always has his phone on silent. Sometimes he doesn't even respond at all. But now, it looks like he was staring at his phone waiting for an answer, because he responded right away.

Well people are staring at me and some are laughing. Also, this guy in particular keeps staring at me and he won't leave me alone.

Alright, if this guy is doing what I think he's doing… But, I don't even know if anyone's home right now. How would we get home without getting caught by staff?

Kyle, I don't even know if anyone's home right now. How about waiting until this period ends and then tell me what happens after. If it gets too bad, then we'll leave.

I looked up at the clock. It's been 40 minutes already? Well, 20 more minutes to go. Hopefully Kyle is alright…

Kyle POV

Stan doesn't really understand what I'm going through right now… This guy isn't just staring at me… He's giving me the look Stan gives me when we're about to go sleep. That face belongs only on Stan, and no one else. Is this guy gonna try to hit on me when class ends? He then winked at me.

"Uh…"

I closed my mouth right away. Why did I have to run my mouth? I stop thinking when I hear my teacher start talking.

"Alright, well now we're done with the new lesson. You can get started on homework with a partner if you wish, or you could listen to music as long as I can't hear it."

Why did you have to say that… Now this guy is sure to stand right up and talk to me. Surely enough, when everyone gets up to sit with their friends to start their homework, he stands up and walks over to me.

"Hey, cutie." Oh no. I am not gonna deal with guys hitting on me when I'm dating Stan.

"Sorry, but I don't wanna work with anyone."

"Oh, I'm not here to work on homework. I'm here to make you mine."

Does this guy know what's coming out of his mouth? He doesn't even know my name, and he's already hitting on me. Also, HE'S A GUY. How does he know I like guys?

"Alright, and why do you think I'll be yours if I don't even know your name yet?"

"Alright, fine. My name is Paul."

Paul, then. Now I have a name to tell Stan. But if I do tell him about this, I'm gonna have to control him, because Stan will want to kill this guy. I know how he was when Wendy started talking to Token while they were dating. He's not the jealous type, but he did hear Token complimenting how Wendy looks and her personality, so it's understandable.

"Well, my name's Kyle."

After I tell him my name, the bell rings. I get my notebook and pencil and I shove it in my bag quickly. I then walk out of the classroom faster than I ever have. Damn, where's Stan…

I start looking for him near his classroom, and I see him standing there.

"Stan!"

"Huh? Kyle? What's wrong?"

"This guy is hitting on me in my class…"

I look up at him and he stared at me with an expression of murder on his face.

Stan POV

I got pissed. Real pissed. I know I shouldn't be really jealous, but I'm like that. I don't like people hitting on my date. I didn't need to hear more.

"Kyle… did you get this kid's name?"

"Yeah, he said it was Paul."

Alright, I got a name, and I also know his 4th period. This kid will get a beating.

"Alright, Kyle. I'll deal with him, but we gotta go home. We've been through enough shit today."

"Thanks, Stan."

I take his hand and we both walk down the hallway. We then see the exit door. I start running, and Kyle seemed that he was having trouble catching up with me. He wasn't really an athlete, and I did just start running out of the blue.

"Stan! Why are we running?"

"I don't want anything else to happen to you."

I look up, and the exit door is right there. I open the door, and I stop running. Kyle ran into me, not knowing I was gonna stop, I guess.

"Ow… Tell me when you're gonna stop next time!"

"Right. Sorry, Kyle."

"It's fine. Let's just go home."

What's weird is that we started walking to my house, and no one stopped us. Not even the school staff, or Cartman, or this Paul guy Kyle was talking about.

"Stan. Something's wrong." Ugh, what now?

"What is?"

"There's something weird about you. You are talking in a harsher tone, and your eyes seem like they're the eyes of a murderer." Damn, I really do make my feelings obvious don't I…

"Kyle, just know that it's nothing against you. It's against this Paul guy. I guess we got another person we should watch out for."

"Stan, I can take care of myself…"

"I know that, but this time I'm gonna make sure Paul doesn't try anything on you."

Jesus Christ, any more people that want us to be apart? After our conversation ends, I see a familiar orange jacket.

"Kenny."

He turned around, with a smirk on his face. That bastard, did he really mean for our secret to get out? Kyle stepped in front of me.

"Kenny, why would you tell Cartman about this? You know he's gonna make our life hell!"

"I know. That's why I told him." What the hell is he saying?

"What?"

"Kyle, you don't belong with Stan. You belong with me." Another person who wants their ass kicked.

"Kenny, you repeat that again, and you will regret it."

"Stan, I think we should just go." After he said that, I saw Kenny turn around completely.

"You think I'll just let you guys walk past me? Kyle, I won't let you get past me unless you kiss me."

"Kenny, I'm not gonna kiss you. And if you keep thinking I will, then I will help Stan make sure that you won't get out of our sight with all your blood."

I didn't believe what Kyle was saying. Did he really just say something to start a fight? This isn't like him. Kenny must have done something to make him go all bloodthirsty like this.

"Kyle, this isn't like you. Kenny shouldn't have his blood on the floor."

"How wrong you are. No one is gonna hit on me again like this with you right next to me."

Kenny started to look a bit intimidated. Hold on, is Kyle really scaring Kenny? Kenny was never even scared by bullies at school. Now he's getting scared by the most harmless person we know? I saw his feet start to shake, then he ran off.

"Oh no you don't!" Kyle started to run after him, and I had to hold him back.

"Kyle, calm down! Let him go!"

Now Kyle started to struggle even more. I held him tighter, signaling that we have to let Kenny go.

"He's not gonna hit on you anymore. You already scared him. You don't need to kill him."

I think Kyle was overreacting a bit. When I say I'm gonna kill Paul, I mean give him a bloody nose at worst. Not actually kill him! After I said that, Kyle started to calm down.

"Let's just get to my house. We should rest."