Chapter Two
A piece of my mind
Fiona then awoke to see Shrek by her bedside. At first his new Goth look freaked her out but now she was okay seeing it was her husband in the stuff. "Why do you want to be a Goth? They get into more trouble with hunters than our kind! They're not our style!" she asked him confused. Shrek's mouth hung open at this. He'd thought Fiona decided to keep an open mind about stuff like this. "I like it because it's cool and it's not good to judge others based on their lifestyles." He told her. She rolled her eyes at this comment. "I'm only against them because they're trying to change you into some demon of the night which you're not! I just want… you to be you, okay?" she said to him calmly. This angered him. "I'm not becoming a demon of the night, okay? Besides I was like that in my teen years if you must know!" he said as he walked out of the room.
He then went for a walk and entered a graveyard. Someone familiar was there and near Farquad's grave. It was Thelonius and he had a Ouja board with him. This made him worry. "What's he gonna do with that?" he asked himself. But he remembered what you could do with an Ouja board. He watched as Thelonius said some strange words as the board spun around fiercely. Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light. Someone then stood before Thelonius. Someone he and Fiona hadn't seen in a while. That idiotic hench man had brought Farquad back to life! "This isn't good! I've got to tell Fiona this!" he thought as he got out of there fast. In the swamp Fiona was learning the art of Wicca. "If he wants to become a Goth, then I'm becoming a Wiccian!" she thought as she read a spell book. But she heard Shrek coming in and hid the book and other stuff. She wondered what was up.
"Fi you're not going to believe this… but Farquad's back!" he told her. A chill ran down her spine at this. "How did he get back? I thought we'd sent him to the spirit world for good!" she said to him. "So did I but Thelonious brought him back using an Ouja board. He brought him back not as a spirit but alive!" he explained to her. This worried him. But he was also angry as well. Because a friend of theirs did this, they and other ogres were doomed. "He made himself stronger! How're we supposed to stop him?" Fiona thought as she fell asleep. Shrek was still up with worry. Suddenly he heard something or someone speak. "Come to me… my friend of the night! I can help you take care of that Farquad freak!" it told him. "Where are you?" he asked. "Look into the mirror and you'll understand." It said. He did this. Suddenly he felt weird and fainted into darkness.