It's been quiet a long time since I updated but I have waited for this day to come and here it is. I should've wrote a filler, right? Like, while waiting for this day I should have wrote something for the sake of updating but meeeeeh. Lazy me. Anyways, this is short and it is based from a hilarious tumblr post I saw.

Happy Birthday England, dear

Enjoy!

BIRTHDAY

It all started one evening on the 23rd of April. Alice Kirkland was celebrating her birthday with her close friends. They all went to the famous pizzeria in their town, Pizza Italiana.

"This is where your girlfriend works right, Toni?" said Francis as the quartet sat down.

"Si, Chiara works as a cashier here but it's her day off today."

"Thank goodness," muttered Alice "I don't want to have an angry Italian yelling at us right now."

"Hey guys!" A new voice boomed besides Alice who was busy reading the menu.

"Hey Alfred!" greeted Gilbert, "how's Madeline?"

"Maddie's cool! What brought you here, dude? Yanno, except for the pizza?"

"Our friend here is celebrating her birthday." Francis wrapped an arm around Alice's shoulder which was quickly removed by the female who was still reading the menu.

"Oh cool! Happy Birthday… er…?" the waiter looked at Alice and tilted his head.

"Alice." Said the mentioned name flatly. She quickly looked up and was surprised with what she saw. The source of the obnoxious voice was hella attractive. Alice could not help but gape at the man. Her mind was quickly filled with the waiter's muscled arms, blond hair, and under his glasses were gorgeous blue eyes that shined with happiness. He was like a supermodel in the magazines that came to life.

Alice was thinking about the man's capability in bed (she could not resist it and no, she's not a pervert. At least, that's what she would say) when a voice cut her train of imagination.

"-would you like to order?"

"Oh! I… uh… one penetration pizza please!" She hurried, praying that her staring was not caught. Wait… what…?

The silence broke when Antonio, Gilbert, and Francis laughed. Alice, upon realizing what she had said, gasped.

"I...I am so sorry! I meant pepperoni pizza." She and Alfred blushed madly but fortunately Alfred quickly jotted down the order and hurried off to the kitchen. Alice slammed her head on the table gently and groaned.

"Geez, Ali, I didn't know you were that desperate." Gilbert said, after recovering from their laughter.

"What a pervert you are Alice." Francis, once again, laughed.

"Shut the bloody fuck up you guys! I-I wasn't thinking anything dirty!" cried Alice who is still sporting a blush on her cheeks.

"Please," Antonio chuckled and pat the girl across him, "your staring was quiet obvious, amiga." Alice fought the urge to groan and instead hid her face with her hands.

Few moments later, Alfred came back with their pizza.

"Hey Alice." The grinning man handed her a piece of paper. "Happy Birthday!"

After Alice grabbed the paper with a confused look, Alfred ran off to tend another table. The three men shared a knowing look but did not say anything and ate in silence. Alice read the paper and blushed furiously and tucked the paper in her pocket.

Just dial xxxxxxxxxx to order a penetration pizza ;)

again... Happy Birthday England!

this was fun to write, tbh tho it's short but meh.

R&R