Life was simple for dogs on ship E218. Eat spaghetti and preform was all in a days work for a dog. Some dogs had an easy life on Earth with a human because they were pampered with food and love. That was no the case on E218. Other dogs were adsorbed by the giant disk in the sky. Most dogs did exactly what the foreigners demanded because the spaghetti is what most dogs only needed. On E218 dogs were abducted and forced to preform acts for the foreigners. Russer was not one of those dogs. Russer was the top preforming dog because he was a beefy rottweiler that could preform all of the difficult moves. Russer was more than muscles though, he also was a thinker. Thinking possibly that there was more than spaghetti. Staring at the wall of his laser cage he knew he had to see what was beyond the stage. When on stage, up high doing flips he could see a door that led outside the theater. Russer had only seen glimpses as visitors had came and went frequently through this one door. Through the mind television, Russer was constantly streamed performances meant to get them ready for the next day of preforming.
Through this he knew his plan. The spagoodler flip. This consists of a rope on a spinning space motor that spins with a space rope on the end and its perpous was to spray spaghetti all over the stage. It is space comedy, I do not get it either. The next day Russer told his superiors telepathically that he was going to preform this act. They agreed. Half way through the act this move is finally preformed. Russer gets ready, the rope starts to build speed. It has reached its ape and it unfolds for the spaghetti to be sprayed all over the stage. Instead, Russer goes flying as he had used the spaghetti sauce to slip through his harness. Russer flies right through the door to see the outside world. It was wonderful, but suddenly space cops tackle him bringing him to court. Blindfolded he hears a heavy voice in his head telling him to take off the blindfold. The space cops take of Russer's blindfold only for him to see a giant chihuahua to be in the middle of the room. The chihuahua opens his mouth and says,"how is the spaghetti?"