A/N: I said I might update early. And then I was bored. So here's the next chapter, on a Thursday, feel special. This is based on my headcanon that after Nico comes out to Percy, Percy is just really confused for like three weeks. Enjoy.

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Percy Jackson had known for a long time that his girlfriend was smarter than him (it wasn't hard to figure out).

But Percy suddenly felt really stupid next to Annabeth, because this was something he should be able to figure out.

"Still confused?" Annabeth asked without looking up from her laptop when Percy came into the Athena Cabin.

He glared at her. "I'm not… confused. I'm just… making sure I have all the facts right."

Annabeth rolled her eyes. "There's only one fact to have right, Percy. And it's not that hard to understand."

Percy crossed his arms angrily. "Well, I'm not an Athena kid, okay? And if I don't understand this perfectly, I'm gonna end up insulting somebody. So can you just explain it to me one more time, please?"

Annabeth sighed, nodded, and pulled Percy into a chair next to her. "Sit down, Percy," she told her boyfriend. "We're gonna have a nice, long talk about homosexuality."

A/N: Please review!