Thank you to Cinndon Sodagard for letting me use, well, Cinndon Sodagard for my stories.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wreck it Ralph, Cinndon Sodagard or Zgb which this story is a parody of. I only own Alden Monde, Jojo Potchi and a few others.
The camera turns on and shows Alden and Jojo back at the Junkyard.
"Hello everyone. Welcome back to Candy-Go-Boom.", Alden said.
"Yeah bro. And sorry but Barry won't be able to join us today. He has a date with Adorabeezle up in the Ice Cream Mountains.", Jojo said.
"What do you think their doing right now?", Alden asked.
In the Mountains...
Barry and Adorabeezle were up in the mountains, trekking through the snow. "How much further is it Beezy?", Barry asked.
Adorabeezle giggled a little. "Not much further Barry.", she answered. "But I assure you, when we get there, your fantasy will come true.", she teased.
Barry looked at his girlfriend, trying to figure out what she was talking about. "Hmm... Does she mean I finally get to defeat Deathstroke while fighting alongside Batman, Sonic and Deadpool while being showered with love from a hundred Adorabeezles? Then do I finally get a chance to win a billion dollars and not have a cow fall on me?", he thought to himself. "Ooohh. I hope so. I can finally cross that out of my bucket list.", he chuckled.
Adorabeezle didn't hear him. "I hope he likes what I have planned.", she thought as they continued their hike.
In the Junkyard...
"Don't worry about it Alden. That's their business.", Jojo said, earning a nod from his brother. "Okay then. Oh, and to those who were wondering, yes I got over my fear of cybugs.", Jojo said, a bit proudly.
Alden rolled his eyes and pulled out a small cybug toy from his hat. "Hey Jojo." The older brother looked at him. "Look what I got. Catch!", Alden said as he threw the toy cybug at the Airheads boy.
"AAAHHH! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!", Alden and I laughed at this. "Not funny!", he yelled as he jumped around, trying to shake the bug off.
"Players gonna play, play, play, play, play..."
"And haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate..."
"He just wanna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake... SHAKE IT OFF! SHAKE IT OFF!", Alden and I started singing.
Jojo finally managed to get the bug off before picking it up and throwing it at us, only to be sliced in midair by Alden's sword. "Thanks.", I said. Alden gave a thumbs up before turning toward the camera.
"Alright. So for today, we're gonna have another special guest to help us with our episode.", he turned to a stage set up in the middle of the Junkyard. "Jojo, would you mind introducing our guest?", Alden asked his brother nicely.
Jojo rolled his eyes in annoyance at his sibling. "Yeah sure.", he said as he grabbed the mic from the almond boy. "Okay, please welcome our friend, Cinndon Sodagard.", he announced.
The curtains opened to reveal a boy wearing a red shirt with a brown cape, red pants with sparkling brown stripes on both sides, red eyes and brown hair. "Hey everyone.", he greeted.
Alden and Jojo got up on the stage. "So Cinndon, can you tell the readers about yourself?", Jojo asked. Cinndon nodded and took the mic.
"Well, I'm a new racer here. I was added during one of the updates. My theme is mostly cinnamon and cola.", he said.
Alden tried to analyze this. "Wait, your cinnamon themed, right? So you're like Ron Cinnadon?"
Cinndon looked nervously at him. "Not really. But I have powers too.", he said to the camera.
"So? What are they?", Jojo asked.
"I have the power to control cinnamon dust. I can control them to turn into a smoke cloud and spikes to throw at my enemies.", the red cinnamon boy explained. Alden and Jojo nodded.
"Okay then. Anyway, this part has been going on long enough. Let's get to the intro.", Jojo said as the camera shut off and played the video.
An intro started playing. It showed a video of the Sugar Rush racers holding their weapons from the New Guy story and preparing to attack a horde of Cybugs approaching them.
"When the viral apocalypse arrives, will you survive?", Jojo's voice was heard.
The racers got their weapons ready, charged at the cybugs and jumped in slow motion into the air.
"We are Candy-Go-Boom. We test out candy weapons, video game weapons and homemade weapons to see if you will survive the next Viral Invasion.", Alden's voice said.
"Candy-Go-Boom! Kick Viral Arse."
The intro ended and the camera turned to show the three boys back at the Junkyard with a few target heads already set up. A video appeared and showed the specs of the targets
Cybug head- designed by some sick American and Japanese guys.
Density- enough to withstand regular bullets and rounds from a Hero's Duty hand pistol.
Simulates the strength of a cybug head better than any other weird candy you may be eating.
"Okay Cinndon. So we have a cybug head set up. We're gonna try to use a cinnamon themed...", Alden said while holding up what looked like a giant cinnamon stick with a sharp end, "...and a soda themed...", he said while holding up a soda cannon, made up of very thick candy canes for the barrel and a two liter bottle of Diet Coke on the front end to serve as the ammo, "to blast this cybug head. If those don't work, then we can use you powers.", Alden finished explaining. The cinnamon racer nodded.
"Are you ready?", Jojo asked. Cinndon held on to the cinnamon stick and nodded.
3...2...1... GO!
Cinndon ran to the first cybug head, jumped up and struck the cybug head dead center with the cinnamon stick. Sadly, the front of the stick broke off. The group got closer to examine the target.
"So viewers, sadly, the cinnamon stick wasn't really a strong enough weapon against a cybug.", Jojo said. He grabbed the head from its stand and got it closer to the camera. "The stick was only strong enough to make a dent before breaking."
Cinndon help up the broken weapon to the camera. "Well, we could try this pointed end. It still has enough length to be reused as a weapon.", he suggested. The brothers agreed and set up the head again.
Cinndon got into position, this time holding the pointed end of the 'spear'. "Ready"
3...2...1... GO!
Cinndon ran forward and thrust the spear into the cybug head, stabbing it through one of its eyes. Green Jello slime started dripping from the eye.
"Alright!", Alden said excitedly. "So if you have a pointed stick, you can use it to stab a cybug in the eye."
"Well, yeah. But remember, it took a lot of force to push it in there.", Cinndon commented. "So as soon as it goes through... RUN LIKE HECK!"
"Away from it, of course.", Jojo added. The cinnamon and almond racers nodded.
"Alright then. Now that we've done the cinnamon stick test, we have to move on to the next weapon.", Alden said. "What do we have here?"
Jojo and Cinndon held up the weapon and the screen turned off momentarily before coming back on and showing a video of Sticky holding the weapon and posing with it.
"The Diet Coke cannon. Made from hollow, 5-inch thick candy canes for the barrel, a canister of crushed Mentos and Pop-Rocks for the fuel on top and a 2 liter bottle of Diet Coke for the ammo, this weapon is based on the reaction of Diet Cola Mountain and filled with explosive Diet Coke. This can be launched like an RPG with the same force of a hand grenade at 50 feet. But can this weapon make a cybug go boom?",Sticky said on the video before blowing a kiss at the screen. "Good luck Cinndon.", she said with a wink before the video ended.
Cinndon stared blankly into space for a moment before speaking up. "Uh, did you just-", he asked as he started blushing.
The brothers giggled at him. "Yeah. We knew you would eventually come on our show.", Alden said.
"So we got Sticky to pose with the cannon for us.", Jojo added. "By the way, did you see those poses? Wooohooo! You got yourself a good girl there don'tcha?", he asked the blushing racer.
Cinndon looked very embarrassed by the question. "S-shut up." He took the cannon from Jojo. "Are we gonna do this or what?", he asked, somewhat angrily.
"Okay Cinndon. Just chill.", Alden said. "We're gonna shoot the head. But I do feel sorry for that little prank." The red racer looked at him, slightly confused. "So to make it up to you and Sticky, I'm gonna give you both a date night at my resto, the Pit Stop, all free of charge on whatever you like. Does that sound good?"
The cinnamon boy looked warily at the boy in white, checking if he was serious. Once he made sure that he really did feel sorry, he couldn't help but crack a smile. "Sure, I'll take that offer."
Alden smiled to. "Thanks.", he said as he high-fived his new friend. "And don't worry. This time, I'll make sure it's private.", he assured, getting a thumbs up as a reply. He turned to face the camera. "Okay then. So this time, our target is a new cybug head. Whenever you're ready Cinndon.", he said to his friend.
Cinndon got into position and aimed the cannon at the second cybug head. "Ready!"
3...2...1... GO!
Cinndon pulled the trigger, causing the crushed Mentos and Pop-Rocks to fall into the barrel of the cannon and into the Diet Coke. The soda took a few seconds before rocketing out of the barrel and hitting the cybug head. The head blew up in a mixture of Diet Coke and green Jello slime. The explosion also left a fairly sized crater in the ground.
"WHOA!", the three of them yelled. They had no idea that soda could be this powerful. Especially coming from a small bottle and not from Diet Cola Mountain.
"That! Was! AWESOME!", Jojo yelled.
"Yeah it was!", Alden said, trying to copy Mordecai from Regular Show. His brother looked at him. "We really need to work on your impressions Alden." The almond boy just pouted.
"Okay. This weapon worked great. It could work against a small group of cybugs.", Cinndon said as he examined the carnage. "But it could only work once. Then you have to reload again. That could cost you valuable time." The two hosts agreed.
"Okay then. So we can only use this at a distance.", Alden said to the camera. "Now that we have those two out of the way, it's time for the main event."
"Time for you to show us what your powers can do.", Jojo said. He and Alden then set up another cybug head as a target. This time, however, Alden also positioned another target that was covered by a tarp a fair distance from the head.
"What's that for?", Cinndon asked.
"Oh, it's a surprise.", Alden smiled. Cinndon just shrugged and readied himself for the next target.
"I'm ready.", he said.
3...2...1... GO!
Cinndon raised his hand and immediately, the cinnamon ground underneath him started to swirl around him. He raised his arm and the cinnamon powder raised up in the air and started froming into spikes. He took one of the floating spikes and threw it at the head, piercing it all the way through and coming out from the other side. He then threw his other arm forward and the other spikes were launched through the air and at the target, with the same result. The cybug head now had several holes through it, with green Jello slime pouring from the wounds. The spikes lay behind the head, also covered in Jello slime.
"COOL!", the brothers exclaimed. Cinndon smirked smugly at them.
The two noticed this. "Aright Cinndon. so you can take out a cybug with your powers." Jojo walked to the mystery target. "Well... " Jojo pulled the tarp covering the target to reveal a frozen head of what appeared to be Candlehead. "We have this Frostbite head sent to use for extra practice. We were only supposed to use one head. But since a friend of ours really liked the idea of using the Frostbite heads as targets, we collabed with a guy who made these heads just for us.", he explained.
"Believe it or not, these heads are from the same universe as Candi. Most of the Frostbites there have reformed and become good.", Alden looked at the Frostbite Candlehead head. (hehe...head head). "All except for Frostbite Candlehead. the last one Candi fought was a clone of Frostbite Willow. The real Frostbite Willow is good now.", the almond racer added before he looked at his friend. "So? Do ya think you can fight this one?"
The cinnamon and soda boy nodded. "Yeah sure. I don't think it would be a problem.", he said confidently and cracked his knuckles.
Jojo activated the Frostbite Candlehead head and it started to wake up. once it opened its eyes, it saw Cinndon and became furious. "You again! You will not beat me this time. Wait till I get my hands on y-", she tried to charge at the boy but stopped and looked down, only to find that she no longer had a body. "What did you do to me?!", she screamed angrily.
Cinndon looked confused by this. "What are you talking about?", he asked.
Frostbite Candlehead glared at him, even angrier than before. What do you mean 'What am I talking About?' I'm talking about how you killed me when we fought against you Sugar Rushers! And now you keep my head alive and pretend like it never happened? Are you really that stupid?!", she spat.
Cinndon looked at the brothers, genuinely confused now. "I think she's talking about the other you. I think the you from Candi and DisneyFan's universe did that to her.", Alden said, pointing to the Frostbite head trying to move from the stand. "She must think that you're that Cinndon Sodagard."
"Woah. Harsh.", Jojo said.
As they were trying to figure out the situation, the Frostbite Candlehead managed to roll from its stand and land on the ground before quickly growing an ice body for herself. "Die you miserable brat!", she yelled as she charged at the group with her hands formed into an ice sword.
The boys managed to avoid getting slashed...barely. "Careful! if she touches you, you'll immediately turn to ice!", Alden yelled.
The boys heard this and ran around, trying to avoid the raging ice monster. As the brothers did, however, they realized that Frostbite Candlehead was only chasing Cinndon. "Um, a little help here?', he said as Frostbite Candlehead chased him, repeatedly saying, "DIE! DIE! DIE!"
Alden took his knife and threw it at her, managing to cut off one of her hands, only for her to grow another one in its place. "Baka!', he said as he tried to run from her.
Frostbite immediately started chasing after the racer in white. Alden tried to call back his knife and throw it back at her, but this time, Frostbite Candlehead caught the knife in her claws and froze it before tossing it aside.
Jojo tried his luck in capturing the enraged ice girl. He untangled his red and blue Airheads whips from his wrists and used them to ensnare the girl's legs. Frostbite Candlehead simply froze the whips and broke them off. She used her ice claws and started throwing ice shards at the Airheads boy. Jojo jumped back to avoid the incoming missiles and ducked behind one of the empty kart shells. Once he was a safe place, and Frostbite Candlehead could no longer find him, she started going after Cinndon and Alden again.
Jojo saw the girl running towards his brother. "Alden, watch out!" In fear of his brother getting hurt, he aimed his right wrist at the girl and launched a ball of Fruit Roll Ups to trap her feet to the ground and slow her down. The sticky fruit ball successfully hit its mark and managed to slow the girl down, if only for a few moments.
Alden and Cinndon saw this and started to run to safety and formulate a plan. "How are we gonna beat her?", Cinndon asked, feeling exhausted.
"We need to melt her. That was how the Sugar Rushers usually beat the Frostbites.", Alden replied. "You wouldn't happen to have a fire-type power, would ya?", he asked hopefully. Cinndon looked down and shook his head. "Sorry but no.", he then got an idea. "But I do have another power." Just as he said that, their shelter started freezing before it broke apart.
Once the dust settled, the two were shocked to see Frostbite Candlehead on the other side, holding her ice candle, with frost pouring from it. "There you are.", she said as she smiled evilly at them. "Come on. I wanna play some more!"
The two stared at her in fear. As Frostbite Candlehead was getting ready to blast them with her ice candle, another fruit ball hit her in the face and blinded her, causing her to release her candle. "Alden! Cinndon! Hurry!", Jojo yelled.
Alden and Cinndon got up and ran in different directions to beat Frostbite Candlehead. Alden called back his knife and threw it at the ice candle, shattering it to pieces. Jojo shot a few more fruit balls to retrain Frostbite Candlehead's arms and legs. Cinndon, on the other hand, kept his distance to prepare his attack.
"Are you ready yet Cinndon?', Jojo asked impatiently, still shooting fruit balls at the ice girl, who was simply freezing said balls and breaking them off her without even slowing down.
"Tsk,Tsk... You shouldn't keep a girl waiting.", Frostbite Candlehead said as she prepared her ice claws again. As she was about to charge at Jojo, Alden called out. "Hey Candlehead. Are ya missing something?", he said, holding out the pieces of her broken ice candle.
She got furious now. "My Candle!", she yelled angrily. She tried to charge at Alden but her legs were stuck to the ground, stopping her attack. She looked at the ground and saw her legs covered by cinnamon powder. The powder was making its way up her legs and her torso to her arms, restricting her movements as it did so.
"Stop it right now Frostbite Candlehead! I wasn't the one who killed you!", Cinndon yelled.
Frostbite Candlehed didn't believe him. "Do you think I'm stupid? I know it was you,", she yelled back. Her claws started to pierce through the cinnamon powder.
"(Sigh). Very well then. You made me do this.", Cinndon said. He focused his sight on Frostbite Candlehead. He took a breath and caused her body to stiffen.
"W-what a-are y-you d-doing?", Frostbite Candlehead said struggling to speak. She felt her head starting to burn. "SSSS-STOOOPPPP!", she screamed in pain.
Cinndon focused harder until the evil version of Candlehead couldn't take it anymore. He then raised his arm up, causing more cinnamon spikes to form. And with one quick motion, ordered the spikes to stab through Frostbite Candlehead, ending her. The Frostbite's body then disintegrated into nothing.
"(PHEW!) That was harder than I thought.", Cinndon said before collapsing from exhaustion.
Jojo returned to face the camera while Alden went over to tend to see if his friend was alright. "Well...uh... I guess this proves that Cinndon's power can take out a Frostbite.", Jojo said awkwardly to the camera.
"Yeah, but not without pushing Cinndon to the limit.", Alden yelled from where the racer was laying. The sudden noise woke Cinndon up.
"(moan)... My head.", he said as he tried to sit upright. he looked around to see if the ice girl was gone. "D-Did we beat her?"
Alden smiled as Jojo and I made our way over to him. "Yeah. We got her. You did it", Alden said, congratulating him. Cinndon sighed with relief. Jojo and Alden then turned to face the camera again. "So I guess that proves it. Don't mess with this guy." Said Alden
"Not unless you want him to pierce you with spikes.", Jojo added. Alden and Cinndon chuckled. "Alright then. I guess this ends our episode. Until then, I'm Jojo"
"I'm Alden"
"I'm Paolo"
"and I'm Cinndon"
"GOODBYE!"
The camera then shut off. As the boys were cleaning up the debris of the fight, Alden suddenly though of something. "Hmm. I wonder what happened with Adorabeezle and Barry?"
Back on Ice Cream Mountain...
Barry and Adorabeezle finally made it to their destination. "What are we doing at a cave?", Barry asked.
Adorabeezle giggled. "I told you, I'm gonna make your wish come true.", she said as she entered the cave. "Now follow me." The bubblegum boy did as he was told.
In the cave, there was a hotspring. "I don't get it. How's a hotspring supposed to make my fantasy come-" Barry asked as he turned around to face his girlfriend. His jaw dropped, complete with a cartoonish sound of a hammer dropping. Adorabeezle had stripped into a light blue bikini and her hair was out of its braid. "-true."
Adorabeezle smiled at him. "Are you gonna join me or not?", she asked, teasing the OC boy. Barry slowly nodded and picked his jaw up before changing into his trunks and entering the hotspring with his love.
"OOOHHH BABY!", Barry said as B.I.T. started playing some slow jazz music.
Back with Alden...
"Oh well. I'm sure their having a great time.", Alden said
"By the way, go read the stories from TheDisneyFan365, Lord Candycane and Cinndon Sodagard for more of their Wreck it Ralph Crossover stories. Good bye!"
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