I Will Make You Love Me, Johnson
Part 2
Fifth Year: Best Friends and Drunken Confessions
"Apparently Dumbledore has an exciting announcement." Remus told Sirius, James and Peter as they lounged about in the common room.
"Hopefully it's no lessons for the rest of the year." Sirius said.
"Bruv, it's only January. There's no way he'll do that." Remus replied.
"Anyway, he'll be announcing it during dinner."
"As long as it ain't bollocks, I'm cool with whatever it's gonna be." James yawned, stretching as he read over his Transfiguration homework.
"I hope it's nothing scary." Peter squeaked.
"Nothing's scarier than your face, Wormtail, so I'm sure you'll be fine." Sirius sarcastically replied.
He felt a light punch on his shoulder.
"Don't be rude, Sirius." A familiar voice said in mock anger.
Sirius felt the butterflies in his stomach as he looked at one of his best friends outside of the Marauders, who also happened to be his long term crush.
"It's not like you two are friends anyway." Sirius replied, lightly hitting Joyce back.
"Don't hit me!" Joyce said, hitting him harder.
"You hit me first!" Sirius retorted, grabbing her wrist and pulling her down into his lap.
"Feminism says guys can't hit girls." Joyce joked, positioning herself comfortably on Sirius' lap and wrapping her arms around his shoulders.
"Do you two mind?" Remus said in disgust.
Joyce laughed and sat properly on the sofa.
"How's life Moony?" She asked.
"Life was good before you two started your daily sexual frustration ritual." Remus teased.
"What do you mean?" Joyce asked quickly just as Sirius exclaimed,
"What you on about?"
"Oh come off it, we all know Sirius wants to dick Joyce ." James bluntly stated, grinning as Sirius' ears went bright red.
"And we all know I wanna dick Eva-"
"That's enough, Potter." Lily scowled, elbowing James as she took the seat on the sofa next to James.
The pair had gotten a lot closer ever since Lily had stopped hanging out with Snape. Lily was gradually responding positively to James' flirtations although she tried to say otherwise.
Remus looked down at the fancy watch which James and Sirius had gotten him for Christmas and said,
"We should go down to the Great Hall now for dinner."
The group made their way out of the Gryffindor common room to the Great Hall and sat themselves down. Sirius ensured that he sat next to Joyce. His crush on her meant that being close to her kept him oddly happy.
"Oi Sirius, pass me the salt." Joyce said.
"Don't 'oi' me." Sirius replied.
"You're so difficult." Joyce rolled her eyes and attempted to reach for the salt herself before her hand was grabbed.
"Sirius."
"What?"
"Let go."
"Let go of what?"
"Don't play with me, Black." Joyce scowled.
"Address me properly." Sirius smirked.
"Fuck off." Joyce scoffed.
"Aight then, no salt for you." Sirius replied, still holding on to her hand.
Joyce tried to break out of his hold but he was too strong. Huffing in frustration, she said politely,
"Could you please pass me the salt, Sirius?"
"Nah, I want an honorific." Sirius grinned.
"Could you please pass me the salt, Mr. Oh-So-Handsome Sirius Black?" Joyce asked in the sweetest voice she could muster, giving Sirius a flirtatious look.
Fuck, that's hot. Sirius thought to himself, biting his bottom lip slightly.
"Much better. Here you go." He said, handing Joyce the salt.
As soon as it was in her hands, Joyce dropped the flirtatious look and said,
"Fucking dickhead."
"I know you'd like to suck the head of my dick." Sirius retorted.
Joyce elbowed him hard in the stomach instead of replying before continuing to eat her food.
"Bitch." Sirius groaned.
"Only for you." Joyce replied sweetly.
Soon after the plates had been cleared, Dumbledore stood up to make his anticipated announcement.
"Good evening Hogwarts. I hope you all enjoyed your meal today." He greeted them, smiling warmly.
The students hummed and nodded in response before Dumbledore continued.
"The Head Boy and Head Girl recently had a discussion with senior staff here at Hogwarts about organising a ball or party for Valentine's Day next month."
There were exclamations of happiness and excitement from the crowd before Dumbledore began to speak again.
"On Valentine's Day, which is on a Friday in a month's time, Hogwarts will be hosting the Valentine's Day Ball. However it is only open to fifth, sixth and seventh year students."
Groans from the younger students could be heard although they were silenced by the raising of Dumbledore's hand.
"Invitations with the full details will be handed to every student who is in the fifth year or above. The Ball will take place in the Great Hall from 7pm until Midnight. Dress smart. Now it's getting late, off you all go to your common rooms before bed. Goodnight!"
With that dismissal, the students began leaving the Great Hall.
"So Evans-" James began before Lily cut him off with a curt, "No."
She linked arms with Joyce and they walked ahead of the Marauders.
"Damn. I'll make her come to the Ball with me anyway." James said.
"Yeah, good luck with that. You don't even need a date." Remus rolled his eyes.
"Yeah but it wouldn't hurt to spend Valentine's Day evening with the love of my life." James replied.
"You're so cheesy!" Remus laughed.
"You gonna ask Joyce to go with you?" James asked Sirius.
Sirius could feel his ears burning red as he tried to contain the blush.
"I- I don't know. I don't think she knows that I proper like her but you lot keep dropping stupid hints that make it awkward." He sighed.
"You better ask her soon cause loads of guys fancy Joyce." Remus said.
"Who are these guys?" Sirius interrogated.
They had entered the common room and were walking to the dormitory the boys shared.
"Apparently Zabini, Lockhart, Chang and Diggory have a thing for Joyce. And she gets along pretty well with all of them so you never know which one of them might ask her to go with them." Remus shrugged, beginning to change into his pyjamas as they entered the dorm.
"You just gotta be straight with her." James said.
"But she's one of my best friends aside from you guys and it could ruin everything." Sirius replied, running a hand through his hair the way he did when he was stressed.
"I think she likes you." Peter said quietly.
"Really?" Sirius replied excitedly.
"Yeah. Just go for it." Peter added, encouraged by the fact that Sirius wasn't being sarcastic towards him.
"Yeah… I think I might."
Two weeks later and still Sirius hadn't plucked up the courage to ask Joyce out. They argued and flirted as usual yet whenever Sirius felt the time was right to ask, he chickened out.
"I will fight you if you don't do it soon! Apparently Chang is planning on asking her out so hurry the fuck up!" Remus whispered to Sirius in History of Magic.
"She won't reject you, man. Evans even said yes to me so what's there to worry about?" James encouraged.
"Okay, okay." Sirius sighed, biting his bottom lip and running a hand through his brown locks.
The lesson came to an end after what felt like two million years of Binns talking.
As he packed his school equipment, Sirius felt hands go over his eyes and a familiar voice whisper.
"Guess who?"
Sirius' skin felt alive whenever she touched him. He had to ask her out to the Ball, now or never.
"The girl who's going to be coming to the Valentine's Ball with me?" Sirius replied, turning around and entwining their fingers together.
"You what?" Joyce replied in confusion.
"Do you want to go to the Valentine's Ball with me, silly." Sirius lightheartedly teased, despite the fact that his heart was racing and his ears were burning.
He could feel Remus, Peter, James and Lily watching them but he tried to ignore their presence.
"Yeah, okay. I'll go with you, silly." Joyce smiled warmly.
James and Remus made obscene sexual hand gestures at Sirius which caused Lily to hit them both.
"Let's go to lunch now, I'm starving." Remus said, leading the way as the others followed.
Joyce held Sirius back a bit and smirked at him.
"Was you nervous? Your ears go red when you get nervous, angry or embarrassed. And you run your hands through your hair when you're stressed."
"Yeah I was, a bit. How d'you notice all those things, anyway?" Sirius teased.
"You're one my best friends, obviously I notice small things about you." Joyce said, putting her bag on her back and starting to lead the way out the classroom.
Sirius grabbed her hand, pulled her towards him and asked.
"What if we were more than best friends, though?"
Joyce was extremely thankful for her dark skin at the moment because she was blushing heavily. The awkward sexual tension and the undeniable care they had for each other was evident as they stared into each other's eyes. Sirius got the desperate urge to kiss Joyce. Her lips looked so full, soft and tempting. As he leant in slowly, a voice shouted.
"Are you fucking coming or- ah shit." It was James, with Remus at the door way.
Sirius closed his eyes in frustration and ran a hand through his hair. The moment was ruined.
Fucking idiots. Fucking dickheads. Fucking cockblocks.
Sighing, Sirius let go of Joyce's hand and said.
"I guess we should go."
"Er, yeah." Joyce agreed, as they caught up with the other four and headed to the Great Hall.
"He did what?!" Lily exclaimed excitedly.
Joyce and Lily were alone in their dormitory after dinner talking about what took place after History of Magic.
"He tried to kiss me." Joyce repeated, feeling the blush building.
"Well, we would have kissed if Remus and James hadn't of burst in when he was leaning in. Fuck sake, he's so fit but he's a good friend. This makes things awkward." Joyce continued.
"Joyce, I've been telling you for years that Sirius fancies the fuck out of you. I think you should go for it." Lily said.
"And I think you should hurry up and go out with James." Joyce diverted the conversation.
Lily blushed.
"Well, I've been thinking that too. Maybe after this Ball, I'll accept if he asks me out."
"Oh Merlin, really?! You two are the cutest!" Joyce tackled Lily and put her in a loving bear hug.
"Shush, it's not that cute. You and Sirius are what's cute!" Lily replied, cutely poking Joyce in the nose.
"There is no 'me and Sirius' though." Joyce sighed.
"There will be." Lily smirked.
"You - complete - pieces - of - fucking - shit -" Sirius punctuated each word with a hit from his pillow towards James and Remus.
"We're sorry! We didn't realise you was tryna get it on." James laughed, shielding himself from Sirius' pillow.
"It's not funny dickhead!" Sirius growled.
"It is a bit." Remus chuckled, dodging the pillow Sirius threw at his head.
"Grr, I don't know what to do." Sirius grumbled, lying on his back on his bed.
"You just have to go for it and ask her out after the Ball. I'm pretty sure she really likes you back cause she didn't look like she was resisting that almost kiss earlier." Remus reasoned.
"It would have been an actual kiss instead of an almost kiss if some people hadn't interrupted." Sirius growled.
There was a comfortable silence before Sirius asked quietly.
"But what if she doesn't like me like that, you know? What if I ruin everything?"
"Think about this way" James began, putting on a pyjama shirt and taking off his school trousers. "If she didn't like you that way, she would've pulled away. Also, that little kiss stunt you pulled earlier would have ruined your friendship anyway."
"Are those words of encouragement or not, dickface?" Sirius replied.
"Who knows?" James grinned, placing his glasses on his nightstand.
"Nah but for real, I genuinely think she likes you and I think you should ask her out. You two are cute." James added seriously, laying down under the covers.
"Thanks, Prongs." Sirius smiled.
"Just don't do anything stupid, Padfoot." Remus sighed from where he lay on his bed.
Sirius laughed.
"Can't make any promises Moony."
"Alright, we need to go get the firewhiskey from the Three Broomsticks today. The Ball is in two days and people have already given us the money." Sirius said to James and Remus, purposely ignoring Peter, as they lounged in the common room.
"Don't invite me then." Joyce said in mock anger, folding her arms.
"You sure a little girl like you can help us carry anything?" Sirius teased.
"I'll punch you in the fucking face." Joyce dead-panned.
"Come fight me then." Sirius replied.
He stood up, grabbed Joyce's wrists and pulled her roughly towards him. Without warning, Sirius lifted Joyce up on his shoulders and spun her around.
"Sirius! Put me down! Fuck sake you little shit, I'm serious!" Joyce yelped, giggling slightly.
"No I'm Sirius." Sirius joked.
"My fucking skirt is riding up." Joyce screeched, hitting Sirius repeatedly on the shoulder.
Sirius placed a hand on her butt to hold her skirt down and Joyce hit him harder.
"Don't touch my arse!"
"I do what I want." Sirius replied, stopping his spinning but not letting Joyce down from his shoulders.
"Put me down." Joyce said.
"Admit that I'm better and stronger than you." Sirius said back.
"You're such a little boy." Joyce replied.
"Are you two done flirting or?" Remus interjected.
Sirius laughed at Remus' comment and put Joyce down on her feet. He sat back down on the sofa and pulled her into his lap.
"Yeah, so we need to go to the Three Broomsticks tonight." Sirius said, as if nothing had happened.
James rolled his eyes and pushed his glasses further up his nose.
"Aight then, after dinner we gotta sneak out. If we get caught we're actually done for."
"It's calm, there'll be no teachers around and they won't be supervising us at the Ball so we can drink all we want." Remus reasoned.
Joyce felt the butterflies in her stomach at the feeling of Sirius' arms around her waist as she sat on his lap, his fingers drawing light circles on the thin strip of exposed skin between her skirt and socks. Liking the feeling of Sirius' touch, Joyce leaned back into him: holding his hands in hers and entwining their fingers together.
Remus and James shared a knowing smirk at the sight of the two. Anyone who didn't know any better would have thought the two a long-term couple.
"You know what I'm excited for?" Sirius said lowly into Joyce's ear, so that only she could hear.
"What?" Joyce questioned, leaning back slightly to see his face.
"Our date at the Ball." Sirius smirked, reaching a hand out to play with Joyce's hair. "I love your hair so much. It's amazing."
"No it isn't, it's normal for me. And who said anything about a 'date'. We're friends last time I checked." Joyce teased.
Sirius gripped her hair lightly and pulled.
"Don't play with me, Johnson."
"Don't pull my hair, Black!" Joyce exclaimed, gripping Sirius' hair and yanking hard.
"Fuckin-! I didn't pull that hard!" Sirius yelped.
"How do you two go from flirting to fighting in 0.5 seconds?" James laughed.
"It's him!" - "It's her!" Sirius and Joyce simultaneously exclaimed.
There was a momentary silence before the four of them burst into laughter, Peter belatedly joining in.
"Anyway, how are you lot gonna get Firewhiskey with no I.D.?" Joyce asked, resting on Sirius again.
"Rosmerta that was like three years above us works there now. She promised to give us what we want." James grinned.
Joyce's facial expression blanked.
"Rosmerta? Big booby make up face Rosmerta?"
"Yeah, the one that fancies the fuck out of Sirius. I can't see why, you're so ugly." Remus said.
"Shut up, you know I'm fit." Sirius replied, laughing. "And yeah, big titty Rosmerta."
He added, addressing Joyce.
"Oh. Right. I don't like her." Joyce said simply, sitting up and looking slightly irritated.
"Why? She's so nice." Sirius replied.
"Not to me, she isn't." Joyce grumbled.
"It's 'cause she's jealous that I want to fuck you and not her." Sirius grinned.
"You're actually vulgar." Joyce said in mock disgust; she was inwardly doing cartwheels.
The Ball came about two days later on Valentine's Day. Lily and Joyce were equally stressed and excited about the night.
"Lily, I can't do this. I can't go." Joyce frantically said, sitting down on her bed.
"No you have to go! You and I know both know how much you fancy Sirius, don't miss this opportunity." Lily reasoned, rubbing Joyce's shoulder reassuringly.
"Yeah you're right. You go out and become Lily Potter too." Joyce smiled, pulling Lily into a hug.
"Aye, let's not go that far." Lily laughed.
Joyce stood up and pulled Lily with her so that they both stood in front of the mirror. The two best friends looked beautiful in their dresses. Joyce's dress was a dark red which complemented her cocoa skin whilst Lily wore a turquoise dress which highlighted her red locks.
"Our feet are gonna kill." Lily joked, motioning to the high heels they both had on.
"Beauty is pain." Joyce laughed.
The two left the dorm and walked down the stairs to where Sirius and James were waiting; Remus and Peter had already gone ahead.
Joyce's breath caught in her throat at the sight of how effortlessly handsome Sirius was. He wore a tuxedo which hugged his toned body perfectly. His wavy dark brown hair was neatly styled, a rose and box in his hands.
"Hey, beautiful." Sirius breathed, looking slightly overwhelmed by how gorgeous Joyce looked.
He handed her the rose and the box, which turned out to be Joyce's favourite Honeydukes confectionary: sour apple bites.
"Oh my God! Thank you so much!" Joyce exclaimed happily, wrapping her arms around Sirius shoulders to hug him tightly.
"You're welcome. And you really do look beautiful." Sirius replied, looking into her eyes: his arms placed lightly on her hips.
"Thank you. You look really handsome." Joyce replied.
Sirius had to resist the strong urge to kiss Joyce there and then.
"I know." He said, in mock arrogance.
Joyce rolled her eyes and entwined her fingers with Sirius', leading the way out the common room and to the Great Hall where the Ball was in full swing.
Two hours later and the Marauders, alongside Joyce and Lily, were absolutely wasted.
"Argh fuck, my vision is spinning." Remus giggled, stumbling into a chair and sitting down.
On his way to the chair, Remus bumped into Lu Chang.
"S-sorry, Chang." Remus hiccuped.
"Are you alright?" Lu replied, sitting down opposite Remus.
"Yeah, jussa bit sloshed is all." Remus slurred.
In his drunken state, Remus observed the other boy and found him to be quite attractive. Remus wasn't shy about his bisexuality but few of the girls and boys at Hogwarts had really caught his attention. Remus had always known Lu to be handsome but seeing him up close really put his good looks into perspective.
"What are you staring at?" Lu laughed.
"Can't a man appreciate another man's looks in peace?" Remus joked.
"You think I'm good looking?" Lu questioned, raising a perfect eyebrow.
"And what if I do? Gotta problem? Wanna fight?" Remus replied, playfully punching Lu a few times.
Lu moved a few stray jet black strands of hair from his eyes before leaning into Remus.
"I think you've had a bit too much to drink. Come get some fresh air." He said, standing up and dragging Remus with him.
"Oi don't be dragging me arms like that." Remus said.
The two sharply rounded a corner and Remus found himself pressed against a wall in an empty corridor, Lu's body extremely close to his.
"Erm, I was joking about fighting." Remus said sheepishly, starting to get worried by the intense look in Lu's eyes.
"I'm not going to fight you." Lu whispered, leaning in to Remus' neck.
Remus was about to say something when the words caught in his throat as he felt a warm tongue run across his neck. An involuntary moan escaped Remus' mouth as Lu licked, sucked and bit on his neck, causing a hickey.
"W-wait what are you doing?"
"Hmm?" Lu hummed, kissing his way up Remus' neck and chin before stopping at his lips.
Lu's eyes went from Remus' lips to his eyes and back again, silently asking for approval.
"I thought you liked girls." Remus breathed.
"Huh?" Lu replied distractedly, his hands on Remus' hips as he held the other boy close.
"I-I thought you liked girls." Remus repeated, stuttering slightly as he tried to control his breathing. "Weren't you gonna ask Joyce out?"
"Yeah, she's so beautiful but she's all loved up with Black innit? I'm bi, silly. I like chicks and dicks." Lu grinned, pressing harder into Remus.
"Oh right… That's cool." Remus said, leaning in and locking lips with Lu.
Lu's lips were soft against Remus' as they kissed slowly. The pace gradually increased as Lu bit on Remus' bottom lip before delving his tongue into the other boy's mouth. Remus groaned as Lu grinded their hips together harshly, their tongues sensually entwined. They pulled away to catch their breath and Lu smirked.
"You're so fucking hot." He said, causing Remus to blush a deep shape of red.
"Really?" Remus breathed heavily, distracted by the way Lu was slowly grinding against him.
"Really." Lu clarified, leaning in and kissing Remus once more.
"Joyce, can we leave?" Sirius whined, feeling the alcohol stirring in his stomach.
"What? No! I'm having fun." Joyce retorted, dancing to the music.
She swayed her hips seductively, causing Sirius to groan as his little friend stirred.
"I feel like I'm gonna be sick." Sirius moaned.
Joyce stopped dancing and placed a hand on his forehead.
"You're all clammy and shit. I think you've had enough to drink." She slurred her words slightly.
"So have you." Sirius grinned.
Joyce turned to tell Lily and James that they were leaving only to find the two heavily making out. Rolling her eyes, Joyce grabbed Sirius' hand and led the way to the Gryffindor common room and to the boys dormitory.
Sirius plopped on his back on his bed and groaned. Joyce poured him a glass of water and said,
"Drink."
Sirius forced himself up and drank half the water before giving Joyce the rest.
"Finish it."
After Joyce had drunk the water, she began to undress Sirius.
"Wanna fuck?" Sirius asked with a sloppy grin.
"I'm just trying to get you comfortable idiot. Go fuck yourself." Joyce replied, as she removed the tux and began unbuttoning the shirt.
"No. I wanna fuck you." Sirius said, gripping Joyce's wrist and pulling her towards him.
Joyce found herself straddling Sirius, her dress risen up her thighs.
Sirius stroked his hand through Joyce's hair and pulled her face closer to his.
"You don't understand what you do to me, do you?" He breathed, their faces inches apart.
"W-what?" Joyce gulped.
Sirius leaned in closer, watching for signs of unease. When no sign became apparent, he softly pressed his lips against Joyce's. One hand in her thick hair and the other on her waist, Sirius deepened the kiss as Joyce responded. The kiss gradually grew more frantic with their tongues pushing against each other erratically. Joyce moaned as Sirius gripped her butt in his hands and squeezed, grinding their hips together. Sirius could feel his dick throbbing as he dry humped his long term crush, enjoying the feel of her lips and tongue against his. Joyce eventually pulled away in need of air and Sirius attacked her neck with licks and bites, sucking on a sensitive spot near the collarbone.
"F-fuck." Joyce breathed, her hands gripping Sirius' hair as one of his hands trailed lower, pulling her dress higher and reaching for the waistband of her underwear.
"W-wait! Sirius, stop." Joyce said, grabbing hold of his hands.
"You okay?" Sirius asked, kissing Joyce's chin before sucking on her bottom lip.
"Yeah, it's just that we're both drunk so this isn't a smart idea." Joyce said, letting out a high pitched squeak as Sirius slapped her butt.
"Yeah, you're right." He replied, pulling her dress down and kissing her again.
"Alright I'll stop now." Sirius smirked, loving the sight of Joyce's slightly swollen lips.
Joyce hopped off of Sirius and said.
"I think I should leave."
"I think you should stay." Sirius replied, finishing unbuttoning his shirt and taking off his trousers so that he was clad in a vest and boxers.
"I don't have anything to change into." Joyce said, trying to ignore the large tent in Sirius' boxers.
"You can wear this." Sirius said, reaching into his trunk and passing Joyce one of his t-shirts.
"You can change whilst I go finish myself off." Sirius laughed.
"You're disgusting!" Joyce exclaimed, giggling slightly as Sirius left the room to go to the bathroom.
Joyce wiped off her make up with a spell and stripped off the dress and heels. She put on the t-shirt, which was slightly large and smelt of Sirius. Joyce smiled warmly.
A couple minutes later, Sirius returned to find Joyce snuggled under his covers. He slid under the sheets to join her, pulling her towards him and kissing her again. Sirius' tongue mapped Joyce's mouth as she stroked her fingers over his bare torso.
"Okay let's stop before I get carried away again." Sirius said, reluctantly pulling away.
"Hmm…" Joyce agreed, placing her head on Sirius' chest.
They laid in comfortable silence as the alcohol slowly filtered itself out their systems. Soon, they had drifted off to sleep in each other's arms.
Sirius woke up with the worst pounding in his head.
"Fuck." He groaned, rubbing his temple.
"Morning bitch." James said from his bed, looking absolutely wrecked.
"Morning." Remus yawned from under his covers.
"Where's Joyce?" Sirius asked.
"Dunno. She was with you when I came in last night but I didn't see her when I woke up." James shrugged, stretching his arms.
At that moment, the door opened and in walked Joyce and Lily.
"Bought some painkillers for the hangovers." Lily said.
"Thanks darling." James grinned at his now girlfriend.
Lily blushed and sat down next to James on his bed, handing him the painkillers and bottle of water.
Joyce chucked the bottle of water and pack of painkillers at Sirius before flopping heavily onto his bed.
"What the fuck? Do you see how nicely Lily treats James?" Sirius exclaimed.
"I'm not your girlfriend, idiot. I don't have to treat you like anything." Joyce grinned.
Sirius took two painkillers and washed them down with a bottle of water.
"Do you want to be my girlfriend?" Sirius asked.
"W-what huh?" Joyce stuttered.
"Do you want to be my girlfriend, Joyce?" Sirius repeated, smirking.
"Um, yeah." Joyce blushed.
"You lot are so gay." Remus said, grinning at them.
"That's rich coming from you, dick-sucker. Where'd you get all them hickies from anyway?" Sirius queried.
Remus blushed scarlet and touched the tender spots on his neck. He'd forgotten about those.
"I- uh, well. Basicallyimadeoutwithluchanglastnight"
" LU CHANG?!" The four others in the room exclaimed, Peter still snoring in his sleep.
"I didn't know he was gay! I thought he had a massive crush on Joyce!" Lily said.
"He's not, he's bisexual. And so did I but he said that Joyce is beautiful but she's Sirius'" Remus smirked.
"Yeah, you're mine." Sirius said, poking Joyce in the forehead.
"I will cut you." She replied, elbowing him playfully.
"Are you two on a thing now?" Joyce asked.
"I don't know. He was a really good kisser but it was a drunken kiss that didn't mean much." Remus shrugged.
There was a pause before Remus blurted out.
"He told me he's always found me good looking." He blushed an even deeper shade of red.
"You have swoop in and secure your guy Moony!" Sirius said.
"Yeah, none of that shy guy shit. Go get your dick." James added.
"Don't be so crude! And yeah, maybe I will maybe I won't." Remus laughed.
Sirius rested his head on Joyce's lap and sighed contentedly as she stroked his hair softly. Smiling to himself, Sirius thought;
She's finally my girl.
