This request is from UnorthodoxDreamer. Though your idea is unexpected and may be thought as 'something to kill time on', it brought me some funny ideas and it also gave me a challenge to make something small into something pretty nice. Here here! :)

Hiccup bites his lower lip.

Toothless glares at him across the table.

Hiccup stifles a giggle.

"Hiccup." Toothless said sternly, which made Hiccup burst with laughter. As sweet as the laughter of his mate is, Toothless growls as well as blush. "Hiccup, stop laughing! This isn't funny!"

"I-I'm sorry! Hahaha! B-But, Toothless, w-with that face a-and you…Hahaha!" Hiccup grips on his stomach from laughter and his shoulder shakes with mirth. Toothless makes a pout.

"Just because I'm covered in polka-dots, it doesn't mean it's funny!" Toothless blushes even worse when Hiccup starts banging the table lightly.

That's right, people. Toothless is covered in polka-dots.

And not just any polka-dots.

Red heart-shaped polka-dots.

It's on most of his body. Two spots are on the side of his hair, like flat, circle just stamped there. On his arms and legs are smaller hearts like covering them in chicken pox, his wings and tail are covered in the largest hearts out of his whole body and his face each has a heart on his nose, cheeks and forehead that are just much bigger. With all the strangeness that happened around, you would think he wouldn't be bothered with it.

Sadly, it wasn't the hearts that bothered him the most. No, it was his whole body that changed color as well.

It turned hot PINK!

"I look like some kind of human underwear! How long is this berry gonna last?!" Toothless asks urgently, waiting for Hiccup to stop laughing and calm down.

Luckily, the lad did and he lets out a sigh that signals he's done. "The book says the berry will turn the person's body into the same color as the berry. They call it Color Berry. It'll last for at least a day. 3 days is the longest it'll take."

"3 days?! I can't go out looking like…this!" He gestures to himself in digust and shivers in horror. "I can already hear Hookfang and Snotlout laughing at me…"

"Okay, calm down, bud. Look, it'll take a day so you'll have to stay in for a while. Everyone will think you gotten sick or-"

"Or they'll think you and I are up in your room, rocking the bed till it breaks."

Hiccup flusters and narrows his eyes at the cheeky bastard. "Why you-" Suddenly, a look of wonder crosses his face before a sneaky smile stretches his lips. Toothless squirms. He does not like that look.

"W-What?"

Hiccup places his elbows on the table and holds his head in both his hands, smiling with humor. "By any chance, did anything change down there?"

Toothless, being the intelligent hybrid he is, knows what Hiccup means. Light pink blushes appear on the hearts on his cheeks. "Oh hell no! I am not checking down there! And I won't let you!" He stands up and runs up to the room, locking it tightly while Hiccup chuckles lightly, shaking his head.

"He's too cute."

~An Hour Later~

"Toothless? Open up, it's me. I brought a basket of fishhhh~." Hiccup said the word 'fish' in a sing-song tone with a smile on his face. The door slowly open and standing behind it is a traumatized Toothless. Hiccup's smile disappears and he nearly stepped back from the sight. "Toothless, what's wrong?"

"…Pink…"

"Huh?"

Toothless whimpers pathetically. "Everything…My whole body is pink. Even…" Toothless whimpers again and he leans against the doorway. "E-Even down t-there…"

Hiccup puts the basket of fish down beside him and reaches out for his hybrid carefully. "Toothless-"

"There's even a freaking heart on it! A heart! Right on my…" Toothless groans in torture and facepalms, turning around to smack his face into Hiccup's pillow. (I don't know if pillows exist but let's say it does, okay?)

Hiccup sits next to Toothless as he rubs the back of the weeping hybrid. "Toothless, it's alright. It'll wear off."

Toothless made a muffled answer that Hiccup can barely interpret as 'Wear off my ass'.

Hiccup purses his lips together. He has never seen Toothless like this. Of all the colors in the world, Toothless probably got the worst one. Being covered in pink with red hearts would surely kill Toothless's pride should he step right out of the house and shout 'Hey, everyone! I'm PINK!'. Hiccup concetrates on the color changes on Toothless's body before he leans in.

Toothless flinches and blushes from the feeling of his lover's kiss on one of his wings. He lifts his head off the pillow and looks over his shoulder. "W-What are you doing?"

"Kissing the hearts." Hiccup replies curtly with a blush of his own before he places another kiss on Toothless's other wing, right at the center of a large, red heart. The hybrid shivers with delight as more kisses were left on his heart patterned wings.

"Hiccup…" He moans out and Hiccup trails his kisses down his spine and to his tail. At the end of it is another heart, to which Hiccup places another loving kiss. He moves back and smiles.

"Turn over and remove your shirt. I need to get all of the hearts." Toothless reluctantly do so, nervous about the face he's revealing his front to Hiccup. The hearts on his chest is spread out like chicken pox but Hiccup only smiles at his face and places a kiss on his forehead. "You have a bright mind, Toothless. That's one of the reasons I love you." He kisses both the hybrid's cheeks, making his lover purr in appreciation. "You're handsome to me no matter what." Hiccup murmurs softly and places another kiss on the nose. "Your smell is sweet and addictive. I can never find a better smell than yours." Toothless looks at the flustered cheeks on the freckled boy and watches him placing his hands on Toothless's cheeks. He purrs at the feeling of his rider's thumb stroking one of his cheeks before his eyes widen at the small peck Hiccup has placed on his lips. Toothless leans in but Hiccup places a finger on his lips, chuckling softly. "No no. Your lips are just a bonus. I will only kiss the hearts."

Toothless pouts. "No fair." He mutters. But he made no advances and obeys his rider.

Hiccup leans to his neck and pecks the heart, earning a spine-shivering hybrid under him. "You're so impatient. And so am I. But with patience, you can have your reward all the more satisfying." He then kisses the part where Toothless's heart is located on his chest, smiling lovingly as he did so. "Your heart is mine and my heart is yours. We're bound together and even if you don't like how you are now, I will still love you." Hiccup smiles encouragingly at Toothless. "I love you."

Toothless can feel his heart pound against his ribcage. He looks away and covers Hiccup's eyes. The teen blinks behind the pink hand.

"Toothless-"

"D-Don't look at me." Hiccup pauses at the sound of his voice. It sounds so soft and seems to be as fragile as glass. "Your words…They're really the sweetest things I have ever heard." A soft, teary chuckle escapes his lips. "No one has ever told me like that. Ever. I'm the last of my species and before I came to Berk, the other dragons never understand me and they only neglect me. You wouldn't believe how low they think of me. So when I hear you say those feelings you have for me…I can't face you. At least not now. You'll think I'm weak."

"And why not?" Hiccup grabs his wrist and pulls it away to see Toothless covering his mouth with his other hand, tears slowly streaming down his cheeks and hand. Hiccup's heart nearly stopped at the defenseless form of his dragon. "Oh…Toothless…" Hiccup, removes his hand away from those beautiful lips, grabs his cheeks again and presses his forehead against the other's. Toothless lets out a choked sob. "It's okay, bud…I don't think you're weak. It's alright, I'm here."

Toothless whimpers affectionately at the feeling of Hiccup snuggling up against him. Toothless looks at his brunette and leaves a lingering kiss on his lips. The teen smiles against it and runs his hand through his black locks with his legs wrapped around Toothless's waist. The kiss is sweet and gentle, just like the ones before it but Odin be damned if this kiss if any less loving. Toothless shivers from the feeling of dainty fingertips running up and down his sides so when he pulls back, he notices the naughty gleam in Hiccup's eyes and the seductive un-Hiccup-like smirk being made by his lips.

"If you still have doubts…I'm pretty sure there's a heart I would love to kiss down there as well. Shall I continue?"

And Toothless responds to that with a rough wag of his tail and a vigorous nod of his head before Hiccup descends his head down to his private part and the groaning sound reaches the pleasing brunette's ears.

And throughout the day, the basket of fish was left outside the closed doors of a moaning pink dragon and his loving brunette.

~With Snotlout and Hookfang~

Snotlout blushes under the gaze of his laughing dragon, glaring at him with all his might.

"Hookfang, I'm going to kill you!"

Hookfang grins down at his rider. "Why? It's your fault for eating that berry."

"YOU MADE ME EAT IT!"

Hookfang gives a careless shrug. "I only provoked you to. You're just too eager to prove you're not afraid or something."

Snotlout growls in frustration. "Shut up…"

Hookfang gives him a lazy smile and wraps his tail around Snotlout's waist. "If it makes you feel any better, I think the color fits you."

"How is baby pink fitting for me?!"

Hookfang lets out a snort but he covers it with a small huff. "It's cute."

"I don't do cute!"

"The way you were trying to impress me was."

"I was not trying to impress you!"

"Well, I guess that's true, since you don't like me as much as I love you."

"…"

Hookfang raises a brow at the usually loud-mouthed Snotlout to find out why he isn't talking back. A concentrated and composed Snotlout sits beside him, nearly making the redhead think it's the end of the world. Snotlout is never composed in their banter. Ever!

"…I never said I don't like you that way." Hookfang's eyebrows raise as he gawks at the boy.

"Huh?" Snotlout closes his eyes and takes in a deep breath, a blush filling his cheeks.

"…I love you."

With those three words, Snotlout gets off of his bed and walks out of his room in a hurry pace, leaving a dumbstrucked Hookfang on his bed. When he closes the bedroom door, his words finally reached Hookfang's brain.

Did he just…?

Did he really…?

Did he seriously…?

"OI, SNOTLOUT! SNOTLOUT, WAIT A MOMENT! W-WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"

Hookfang quickly get off the bed as well, tripping on the blanket before he growls and kick the fabric away, rushing out of the room to find his baby pink rider.

How fun is this chapter? XD Mwahaha! I kinda enjoy making the HookSnot part in this chapter. :3 To the fans of this pairing, enjoy this little extra!

As for the Toothcup fans, I hope you like the little crying Toothless I added. I don't see much sensitive!Toothless on some fanfics.

And thank you for the many –perverted- requests you reviewers have sent. :3

Kuro: And yet, you didn't pick them.

Me: == I'm gonna put them in future consideration.

Mii-kun: Meaning you'll kill everyone from suspension.

Me: Precisely!

Kuro: =w= …Weirdo. Alright, folks, you heard the lady. Now because you read this chapter already-

Mii-kun: Please leave a review!

Kuro: Damn it, Mii-kun, that was my line!

Mii-kun: No it ain't!

Me: Please stop bickering already, you two. -w-

Next: Pheromone Berry.