Chapter 2

Ugh, midterms absolutely suck. Anyway, I'm back today with the next installment. Also the first ship has been chosen and its aruani.

The birds lift a song into the bright blue sky. I sigh sigh, slightly perturbed at the noise level of our school's courtyard.

"Levi, is something wrong. " The blonde bowl cut questions me.

"Wow blonde thanks. No one's ever really seemed to care about me before. Well besides those stalkers that call themselves Levi squad so yeah..." We lapse into an awkward silence.

"Oh well actually umm I don't know how to say this but, I only asked because Eren was too scared to. Also my name is not Blonde it's Armin." The bowl cut sounds a little salty at the end there, but he doesn't push his point and walks back to his girlfriend Annie who proceeds to lovingly punch him in the gut.

"Interesting." I muse on the subject of that green eyed cutie.

Wait. Did I just think that. Nah couldn't be. I must have been thinking about Blonde and Annie's relationship.

I would never have chosen to be friends with these people normally however, we all belong to the same club. Last year my friends Erwin, Hanji and I made a club called Attack on Titan where use our school's time machine to travel back in time and fight Titans. Our club is one of many at the school though. There's also the Sword Art Online club where they play life or death video games, I think, and theres Dragon Ball Z club where they fight, die then find dragon balls to resurrect everyone. The Naruto club confuses me with too many days that they stray from their plot, and we have an assortment of magical girls clubs, although by far Madoka Magica is the creepiest.

Suddenly the courtyard silences, save the Sword Art Online club but they never really shut up anyway. Naturally I look up to view the disturbance. What I see chills me to my core. A really weird looking girl from the Sword Art Online club strides towards our club. She has the most damaged hair I've ever seen with over bleached streaks in it and what appears to be glitter underneath an oversized hat designed to look like a cherry.

No one has ever switched clubs before and I won't let it happen now. I run out of the club room and tackle her over and take a closer look at her. Upon closer inspection I see she has permanent dark circles under her eyes and her dress appears to be made entirely out of starburst candy wrappers.

I flip my hand out at her mouthing "what're those" at my club. Then I proceed to observe the specimen again. She wakes up and stares at me.

"I like your jeans." She looks at me hungrily obviously not realizing that I'm wearing my survey corps uniform.

Suddenly Jean runs in and bitches about his name pronunciation. He is dutifully ignored.

I'm kind of scared now that this person may not be all there mentally.

"Hey what's your name." I need to know her name so I can ban her from our club however I regret I asked about five seconds later.

"Hi my name is Buttercup Frosting Sprinkles Cherry Pink and I have long blonde hair that I put glitter in and wear my red cherry hat everyday and it also has white streaks in it people say I dress like lady gaga but I just don't see it and because my last name is pink I have no one to even possible be incestually related to. Also that is me name you killed my father prepare to die." Wait did she just semi reference My Immortal.

While I'm distracted she sneaks into our club building and I realize my mistake.

"Dis gonna be lit." She screams, and I run like hell to stop her.

A/N: Waz it goood?!

Please keep sending in suggestions for ships. Also Buttercup will be wearing pretty weird clothes so I would appreciate suggestions for that as well. The next chapter will be back to Buttercup's point of view. Please review it will be appreciated. Thanks for reading!

~Troll-chan