A/N: I'm back. Enjoy. Also the next chapter is already done so that will be posted by Monday.

To the victor goes the spoils. You'll understand that by the end of this chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece. Duh.


Luffy sat in between two buildings, cross legged, with a piece of meat wedged in his teeth. This was day of the seemingly endless party happing around all the Comi Islands. For the first day, he had been with everyone else, eating, laughing, and whatever else. So much meat…

"Hey captain." Zoro plopped down right beside Luffy and placed a hand on his shoulder. The swordsman had brought with him several bottles of sake.

"Need something to wash that meat down?"

Luffy quirked an eyebrow. He usually didn't drink because it relaxed him too much and lowered his inhibitions, but a little couldn't hurt. The Straw Hat captain couldn't even get drunk, succumb to alcohol poisoning. Apparently neither could his first mate.

"What the hell I guess."

Luffy grabbed a bottle and knocked it back, getting a grin from Zoro, who also sucked down the liquid like water. After a couple of drinks and a few minutes, the captain was thoroughly buzzed and feeling pretty good. It was a bit of surprise when Sanji sat down next to them and took a bottle from Zoro's pile. The cook drank a whole bottle in less than a minute, then grabbed another, sipping this more slowly.

After a few minutes, each one had a slight flush in the face from the sake. Sanji appeared to be the worst off, not having the alcohol tolerance of Luffy and Zoro.

"Oi," began Luffy, who paused because that came out more slurred than intended. He tried again.

"Oi, you guys did great on your fights, if they can even be called that."

Zoro nodded and put his drink down. "I was hoping for more of a challenge to be honest." The swordsman then put his arm around Sanji and pointed in the cook's general direction.

"This guy was really amazing though." Ok…maybe that sake was effecting Zoro after all. Sanji barely even responded, a huge dumb grin spread across his face.

"Aw, well like y-you said, t-they were light weight," stuttered out Sanji. The swordsman let out a loud laugh at that statement, even though it wasn't particularly funny. However, in their relaxed state, Luffy and Sanji saw the nonexistent humor and laughed along.

As the laughter died down, Luffy heard something that caught his ear.

"Is Usopp still telling stories, after 2 days?!"

Sanji nodded dumbly with Zoro's arm still around his neck, "I think were on chronicle 2, novel 5, chapter 528, verse 9 of Captain Usopp the marvelous."

"W-what, shsishsishi!" The others laughed along and looked around the alley to see Usopp on top of a large statue straight out of Burning Man, telling the great story of his life. He had drawn in quite the following as well, many laughing their drunk asses off.

Luffy leaned back in the alley and chuckled a little. "Hey, do you know where Nami is?"

Zoro scratched the back of his head and scratched Sanji's head for him so they could both think together. It was a good minute before either man spoke.

"Well, I haven't seen her personally except for a few times yesterday. Probably at that house for the most part."

Sanji nodded in agreement and sipped on another bottle. "O-O-Oi, Luffy, w-why do y-ya wa-ant to see N-Nami-san?

Luffy shrugged, "I want to make sure she's doing okay mentally. This whole ordeal couldn't have been easy." Sanji accepted this, although he probably would have accepted anything at this point. But then out of nowhere, the cook stood and yelled follow me before running into the woods.

Luffy had some idea what Sanji wanted to show them because he had requested a specialty item earlier yesterday. The trio went pretty deep into the forest, far enough so that the sounds of partying faded completely. After a while, a delicious smelling aroma filled everyone's nostrils, slowly growing stronger before they reached a small clearing. It actually looked like Sanji kicked down some trees down to make this clearing. In the middle of this small opening, was a wood fueled fire, a large metal pot, and three logs to act as seats.

Sanji went over to the pot and produced a ladle, stirring slowly. The broth was a medley of oranges, deep yellows, and browns. Chucks of meat, potatoes, clams, oysters, spices, assorted veggies, all came together in a perfect looking stew. Taking out the ladle, Sanji brought it to his lips and tasted, smiling in satisfaction. He then produced three bowls, filling each one and handing it off to Luffy, Zoro, and himself. The three sat down on each log and began feasting.

"Oi, cook. Why did you make this," asked Zoro, going in for thirds. Luffy was grinning ear to ear, drinking down his fourth bowl, nearly breaking out into hysterics at the question. Sanji looked up to answer, an odd bemused smirk.

"I made it for my sadistic, crazed, captain. It was a personal request. I actually had to get pretty shit faced to even think about eating this."

Zoro raised an eyebrow as Sanji grabbed the ladle again and went deep into the stew before lifting it out. The swordsman screamed and fell backwards at the site of a humanoid lifting from the liquid. He started hyperventilating and looking at Luffy, who was laughing his head off. Zoro nearly screamed again when a hand landed on his shoulder.

"Calm down Marimo. I don't cook people, captain's orders or not. But I may have turned a certain saw nose fishman into soup as a special request."

Zoro calmed down considerably, but was still a bit spooked. He sat back on the log and wiped a hand across his face. Jeez, what type of man was he following?

"Hey Sanji, save that skull. I want something show the marines at headquarters." Sanji didn't even look up from his eating.

"Will do cap."

Zoro, who was now fully relaxed again, wondered how in the hell Sanji could be so calm about this. He was the one who fucking cooked the fishman! Are they both completely insane?! Well, whatever I guess. The swordsman went in for fourths, deciding to turn the rational part of his brain off and just enjoy the ride.

It was a about an hour later, when the soup was gone and the jokes had run dry, Luffy called it a night and said he was going to talk to Nami. Sanji was passed out and had no opinion, Zoro nodded and threw the cook over his shoulder, telling Luffy good night.

As the captain walked towards Nami's house, he picked up several bottles of sake on the way. Soon, after a slow jog through the forest, he found himself in the prized tangerine garden. It was a particularly nice spot, illumined beautifully in the moon light. Each single tangerine reflected the light and shined like lightbulbs, glowing a dim orange. Truly a great place to reclaim his buzz before going to talk with Nami.

Finding a good place to sit in the soft dirt, Luffy opened a bottle and sucked it down greedily. Realizing that he was drinking pretty fast, the Straw Hat slowed down a bit. That had been another reason Luffy had tended to steer clear of alcohol. He drank way to much once getting a taste. It felt good to relax. Really good. But refrain from getting too buzzed he must or it could lead to some sort of bad decision.

Around the third bottle was when a cold blast of air came out of nowhere. Something odd…nearly supernatural was going on. There was a presence that apparently couldn't be detected through Observation Haki, however, literally every other sense was screaming that something infinitely more dangerous than Hawkeye, Ace, or even Garp was in the area.

It was like a haunting had happened or something. The moons light visibly darkened from a pure white to a more reddish color. Is this all in my head? This feeling, despite how surreal it was, couldn't be described as unfamiliar. In fact it was bringing up many memories, not one being pleasant. Yes, there could only be one person behind him.

"Hello, my son."

Luffy took a rather long swig of his sake, enjoying the warmth in his stomach before it was stolen away by the man's icy aura. If need be, that voice alone could probably freeze the ocean. And now Luffy was picking up on how ancient it sounded, as if he had been alive 1000 years.

"Hello Doctor."


"So you're really leaving for good this time?"

Nami nodded slowly, taking a sip from the bottle of sake her and Nojiko were sharing. The two girls had been talking for most of the night, realization setting in for both of them that neither would see each other for a long, possibly indefinite time period. Nojiko stood and stretched.

"I still cannot believe this is even real. Arlong dead. Arlong Park literally being ripped from the ground and thrown into the sea, Genzo fainting after you shot Arlong, and that bomb ass new tattoo."

Nami smiled and looked down. However, when she looked back up to meet her sister's eyes, they held a playful glint. Nojiko leaned forward until her lips where next to Nami's ear, and slowly started to whisper.

"So~ what's going on between you and Luffy?"

The mikan haired girls eyes widen and she shoved her sister back in embarrassment, blush coating her entire face. "Nojiko!"

Nami's sister chuckled at the embarrassment, confirming what she had suspected. "Wait, have you to gotten…physical yet," asked Nojiko, with a hand over her mouth in mock surprise. Nami, who now looked like a tomato, shook her head furiously. Her sister smiled.

"Well, Genzo will be happy to hear that. I think he is still worried about you going with these pirate though. Everyone, especially that captain, seemed rather violent."

Nami sighed and murmured, "The Arlong Pirates deserved nothing less." Nojiko couldn't disagree with that sentiment. In fact she was sure if Luffy had handed that pistol anyone else – including her – they would have shot too. Nami wasn't done however.

"Plus, Luffy may be cruel to his enemies, but he really is sweet when it comes to his me and the rest of the crew. Also he's a genius, funny, and confident. Also I feel safe near him."

Nojiko raised an eye. Had Nami actually fallen in love? Seemed like it, but she had to know for sure. "Nami, do you love him?"

"…Yes," whispered out Nami, looking down. When she looked up, she saw that Nojiko was wearing a look Bellemere often wore. One of knowing, sadness, but also happiness. The blue haired girl walked over to Nami and hugged her tightly. Then after the rather emotional moment, Nojiko walked towards the door. But before walking out she looked back one last time.

"Have fun little sis. I'll want to see that world map when it's done," she said with a wink, then left.


The Straw Hat captain kept his back to the Doctor, not wanting or needing to see him. That voice was enough.

Doctor M. cackled a bit at some inside joke. His hands were stuffed in the jacket pocket of his white lab coat. Circular framed glasses reflected the light perfectly, making his eyes non visible to any viewer. His lab coat apparently was very adept at reflecting light as well, because it was currently glowing with ethereal light. Or maybe the light was coming from the fabric all together. Something else was also off. Despite the breeze, the jacket stayed completely stiff. Odd.

The very white jacket also contrasted well with the tan skin of the Doctor. Slight wrinkles around the mouth and eyes were hardly visibly. Despite the Doctor seeming to be an older man, although he only looked to be in his 50s, he had a very thick head of air. His white locks were sticking straight up like a sayians. His pants were a dull black, same with his scuffed boots.

"I see you've been doing quite well. And talk about growth! Big and strong just like I predicted. Excellent dual with Hawkeye I might add."

"How did-"

Luffy stopped himself from going any further. The answer was pretty obvious.

"Tch, Tch. Of course I've been present here and there since you left Dawn Island. Obviously this is to be expected, as I have been waiting for this year nearly as much as you have. Probably more so."

A vein formed next to Luffy's eye, blood boiling with anger. "Why!"

Any patience was gone out the door. He had waited quite a while to ask this question to Doctor M. Why, why, why! But being a master of invasion and psychology in general, the Doctor would answer that question with a question. Or series of questions.

"Did you use my gift?"

"…"

"May I ask why?" Talking to the Doctor was like playing chess. A game Luffy was good sure, just not good enough to beat the master.

"Because…to get…stronger," responded Luffy, pronouncing each word as a question, not entirely sure how to proceed.

"And how, may I ask, did you know it would increase your strength?"

Fuck!

When the doctor saw that Luffy wasn't going to give an answer, he continued to speak.

"You see son, even though my methods of showing love for you may hurt at first, the results are quite smashing. They say you can tell a trees worth by the fruits it produces and my fruits are doing just fine. Even you, with all your proposed hate against me realizes that you wouldn't be half as strong and defiantly not as wise without my nurturing guidance."

Luffy spoke quickly in response, hating the Doctors words. Hating that he was right. "But why?! Why do all this!"

Doctor M. fell silent for a couple a moments. The perpetual grin falling a bit for the first time, instead being replaced by a somber expression.

"Because our dreams, our purposes, coincide as one I suppose." Luffy's ears perked.

"You could call me a helper to the clan of D. The last helper to the clan of D. Hehe, I'm not even sure you know of that yet."

Clan of D?

"My time runs short. Places to be and what not. But before I go, some advice is in order. Never form an alliance with a man having the will of D, as your wills may clash. Avoid a fight with the 5th Younko if possible, and beware of any mist you cannot see through."

Luffy quickly dedicated it all to memory, knowing it all would be important later."

"Well I've said all I need to say. Good luck in the Grand Line. Also, if you ever want to see something interesting, go talk to the revolutionaries. And if you ever see some guy named Law, tell him Doctor M said hi."

The wind suddenly picked up, indicating the Doctors departure. Speaking of, said man was grinning like crazy, remembering one more piece of advice.

"Beware of the true monsters Luffy."

In all the suddenness, the Straw Hat had forgotten to ask a question that just wouldn't go away for some reason. Quickly he finally turned around to ask.

"What does the M stand for!?"

But when the captain turned around, it was too late. Nothing but the tangerine trees staring back at him. Luffy lowered his hat and breathed deeply in and out.


Nami was sitting down at the table in the kitchen, staring deeply into an empty sake glass. Deep in thought, she was rather startled when the door was knocked on harshly. It can't be Nojiko, she would just walk in. Same for Genzo. Getting up, she walked over and opened the door, nearly squeaking at who it was.

Luffy's hair looked disheveled under his straw hat, which basically worked will with his current expression. It wasn't fear or anger. Possibly frustration? His eyes, as usual, refused to give away much except that they were red with weariness. His hands were stuffed in his jacket pockets and posture was slouched. Despite this, Luffy managed a grin when they made eye contact.

"Hello Nami. I just stopped by to see if you were okay. Are you okay?"

Nami smiled warmly. "Yes captain, I'm doing just fine." Luffy sighed in relief.

"That's good. I wouldn't have been able to relax otherwise. Well, we set sail tomorrow, so I guess I'll let you get some sleep. Night Nami," spoke Luffy happily, showing his full set of teeth. A warm feeling spread through the orange haired girl, along with a blooming idea. This most likely be the last time her and Luffy were completely alone for a while. Might as try something a little crazy. Also thank god she had some sake before this, as every ounce of confidence would be needed.

"Luffy, why don't you come inside for a bit?"

The captain saw absolutely nothing wrong with this, walking in and enjoying the warm air. Oddly though, Nami took his hand and led him past the kitchen into the bedroom, sitting him down on the bed next to him. Luffy looked around the room, admiring the interior. Considering where he grew up, it was no reason the captain thought it was nice.

"Cool room," spoke Luffy sincerely. These words shocked Nami a little, especially considering how poor she always considered herself to be back when Bellemere was still alive. Guess it really was a matter of perspective.

"It's nothing really. Did you not have a big house? With all that money I would have though you could live comfortably."

Luffy chuckled a little to himself, the smile running away from his face as memories flooded in. "Naw. To be honest, by the age of 9 I was basically living outside and the home I did have was a small shack full of mountain bandits where I shared a room with my big brother Ace."

Nami perked up a bit. "Ace…You've mentioned him before right?"

"Yep. I think I have his bounty poster around here," spoke the rubberman, patting his jacket pockets.

Now, it wasn't like the mikan haired girl was not interested in Luffy's brother, in fact it sounded very interesting. But right now, she really wanted his mouth pressed against hers. She also knew that this would be an uphill battle considering Luffy's natural gentleman ways. Nami doubted he would lay one stray hand on her without permission. Throwing subtle to the wind, along with dignity, Nami made a bold move and placed her hand on Luffy's upper hip and tried to lean in closer so that her face was closer to her captain's. Sadly, instead of being the little romantic push forward she intended, this act caused Luffy to jerk upwards and fall with his back on the bed, giggling like a kid.

Wait, is Luffy ticklish?

"Shishishi, W-why'd you do that," asked Luffy through a fit of giggles, wiping away the tears that had formed on the sides of his eyes. Damn, what are the odds that Nami would find the one ticklish spot he had. The area had also been sensitive sense the sparing match that ended with Luffy having his left hip dislocated by Ace's Haki infused punch. A true testament to his brother's strength considering Luffy is made of rubber. It hadn't even hurt that much and it popped back in easily, but Ace had insisted that they stop for the day. The memory brought a larger grin to Luffy's face, especially the part where he managed to beat Ace into the ground the next day as revenge. All these thoughts distracted Luffy enough to where he didn't notice Nami climbing on top of him until they were face to face.

The raven raised an eyebrow, "Nami…" He stopped talking as her completely flushed face slowly got closer to his. After another second, their lips were brushing before connecting fully in a chaste kiss. For the first time ever, Luffy's face heated up. Although it was mostly in surprise. As she pressed her lips more firmly into his, Luffy just kept wondering what the hell to his hands, like seriously. Taking a shot in the dark, he rested his hands on the small of Nami's back, which gave her more fuel to continue.

A tongue probed at Luffy's lips and asked for entrance, which he granted without thought. This began a tongue battle for dominance, one that Luffy easily began winning. Even though the Strawhat captain wouldn't know what to do with that dominance once he had it, he felt like asking would ruin the mood. Instead he relied on the power of memory and recalled something Ace had told him.

"Hey Luffy, come over here for a second."

"Hmm, what is it Ace?"

"Did you see those girls checking you out in town?"

"Uh, I guess I did feel like someone was staring at me. What about it?"

"Well, are you going to score with them or what," asked Ace with a wide grin while nudging his brother.

"Mm, probably not. Makino said I should wait till I'm older to do that stuff. Plus that is time I could be training."

Ace sighed at his brother's lack of testosterone. "Whatever then Luffy. But since I'm leaving in a couple months, let me give you some handy tips if you ever get a girl into bed…"

Luffy closed his eyes and silently thanked heaven for the gift of his brother and his brother's perverted knowledge. Now that he knew what to do, he could go all out like in everything else he did. Using his superior strength, Luffy flipped Nami over so that he was on top and broke the kiss for a moment. His navigator's eyes opened slowly as if in a haze, her face red as a tomato.

"L-Luffy…"

"…be gentle for my first time."

Luffy gave her what he hoped looked like a confident grin, even though he was still really nervous about doing this. "Okay."

The raven leaned in but instead of reconnecting lips, he tenderly began sucking on Nami's earlobe, which got a lovely moan out her. Utilizing what Ace told him, he stealthily snuck a hand under Nami's shirt and began rubbing her nipple through the bra material. The girl underneath him began to writhe and twist in pleasure.

"L-L-Luffy," she moaned out, becoming lost in pleasure. She really couldn't believe how good he was at this. Was this even his first time or was this just instinct? Moving lower, Luffy began nibbling lightly on Nami's collarbone, which happened to be a sensitive spot for the girl because she began moaning very loudly each time he would bite down and suck. Then all of a sudden he stopped, making her give out an irritated groan at the missing sensation.

"Hey Nami, can you lift your arms?"

She nodded dumbly and raised her arms after sitting up, allowing Luffy to remove her shirt. Afterward he immediately went to Nami's collarbone like a magnet. If it didn't feel so good then maybe she would have had time to think about what an embarrassing expression she was making. Luffy removed his hand from Nami's left breast and went about trying to undo the bra clip which apparently was harder to accomplish than a devil fruit user learning to swim. Getting frustrated, he just more or less tore the garment off her and went back to business.

As soon as that was done, Luffy lowered his head and attached his mouth to Nami's right nipple while his left hand continued where it left off. All the while Luffy kept thinking Holy shit its soft! It's like a magic pillow sent from the Gods as a gift to the righteous. Okay, how much foreplay did Ace recommend for a virgin again? 5 minutes? 10? I can't think anymore.

"Luuuuuffffffyy!~"

Well, it looked like he was doing something right. Hmm, should he try licking it now? Even with the comprehensive chart Ace had made him dedicate to memory, it still seemed pretty challenging. Although, he did want to make this really good for Nami. Moving his head next to the trembling thief, he whispered in his most seductive voice, "Lift your legs sweetheart." For a second it looked like she didn't hear him, but then slowly she complied.

Gently, he slide Nami's skirt off, revealing a pair of extremely damp white panties. Before the girl could protest he quickly slide those off as well, revealing the tender lips of Nami's pussy. Immediately, Nami closed her legs tight and rolled to the side, her face practically glowing.

"Don't look!"

It appeared that his navigator was feeling self-conscious, guess the licking would have to wait for another day. Realizing that he was still fully clothed, Luffy removed his jacket and long sleeve shirt he had on. Doing this revealed the scaring on his arms, but at the moment he couldn't care less. Moving back to the middle of the bed where Nami had taken to the fetal position, he softly moved her face so that it faced his and began kissing again. They rolled around French kissing for a few more minutes until Nami's leg brushed up against something very hard in Luff's pants. Instantly she felt bad that he had been pleasuring him this whole time while he was just tormented with more frustration.

She snaked a hand downward and latched onto the outline of his penis through his pants, making the captain moan out in pleasure and shutter a bit. Wanting to get an even better reaction, she tried stroking it through the material, which worked incredibly considering Luffy wasn't wearing underwear. Before her very eyes, the most power man in the East Blue became a mumbling, moaning, sweating, wreak. Being able to do this to him turned her on beyond belief.

"L-Luffy. P-Put it in."

For a second he didn't even know if Nami had even said anything, to loss in the foreign sensation. The second time she asked it was able to reach his ears. He looked into her eyes for one last sign of consent, before unzipping his pants and pulling out all 8 inches of mini Luffy. Nami's slender hand reached out and took hold of the cock, positioning it over her entrance. She wasn't too worried about the pain, seeing that her hymen had been tore while in a bar fight and she was more than wet at this point. Slowly, Luffy eased it in, searching for any sign that he should stop, go slower, go faster, or unleash the beast. Nami let out a small whimper, which didn't give Luffy any sufficient information about how to proceed, so faster it is.

He gradually slide in and out faster until he was at pace where he could get enough stimulation and not kill Nami at the same time. Based on all the moaning and squeaking, she seemed to be enjoying it too. The feeling of being inside Nami was better than anything Luffy had ever experienced. Every time she contracted around his cock, he saw stars. The already impossibly tight Nami just kept getting tighter. In and out, in and out, he grew faster until he was a blur.

"L-L-LUUUUFFFYY!"

A sudden increase in a tightness nearly made him die from pleasure right there and then, but a new feeling building inside him brought him back to his senses.

"Nami, I-I can't hold it anymore…Aha! I-I'm coming!"

One second before he exploded inside of her, something Ace had stresses more than anything came flying into his mind.

"…And lastly…NEVER FORGET TO PULL OUT!"

With this in mind, Luffy quickly removed himself from Nami before dumping his load onto her stomach and breast. It was enough cum to cover her torso completely. The captain had three seconds to look at his handy work before a feeling of enormous exhaustion overtook him. He might have pasted out right there had it not been for the need to wipe the cum off a hyperventilating Nami. Looking around the room, he spotted some convent looking towels. Walking on shaking legs, he grabbed them form a night stand and walked back over to Nami, cleaning her off.

"L-Lu-ma-asd," mumbled out Nami, looking very tired and a bit confused. This got a little chuckle out of Luffy as he picked the girl up bridal style, pulled back the covers and put her back in the bed before getting in as well. He didn't think she would mind. Since there was only one pillow, they two snuggled up closely and dozed off quickly. The last thing Luffy heard before completely falling asleep were Nami's words whispered into his ear.

"I love you."

Before he could reply, the orange haired girl was already asleep. Luffy smiled and let the warm feeling in his chest lead him to dreamland. Thus marked the first time in over 10 years that Monkey D. Luffy was able to sleep for over 7 hours.


Somewhere in the New World

Ace awoke with a start, causing some of the others in Whitebeards ship to turn and look at him.

"You okay Ace?"

Ace looked around in daze for a while before nodding. "Yeah I'm good. I just had the sudden urge to high five my little brother and share a bottle of sake with him."


A/N: Yes, they ate Arlong…is that wrong? Also, Doctor M's first appearance after chapter 1. What do you think? Is he truly evil or just looking after Luffy's wellbeing? Who is the 5th Younko? Find out next time on Dragon Ba…wrong anime.

Also this was my first time ever writing a lemon so comment on that as well. Thank god for Ace and his perverted advice.