DAH AUTHORZ NOTE: Whatever the reviewer person name is whodafuq is ENobody Darkshrooms. She sound ratchet.

Then doombleedoar yelled "F************K!" I ran as fast as I could to find him. "WHAT'S DA PROB PROFFY!"

Doombles yelled "I saw VOWLDAMART. HE TRYNNA KILL ME BITCH. HE A BITCH."

Then I was like ill help u. Then I trynna find doombleedoor. Then I wuz like oh. I went to the room of gyphon doors and then I saw harry.

Then I was like harry u hawt. And he was like guuuurl wanna f***? And I wuz like hell yah mudda f***a. Then draco came in and hit harry on the head with a chair. He was unconscious. Den I was like oh hellz nah and got in a bitch slap fight with draco. Draco started crying. Then hermione and ron came in and made out. Hermione was pregnant. So she ate a bunch of preggo and had a miscarriage. Hermione was sad.

Then it was time for class. First class was potions. I made my finger into a p***s. Oops. And then harry laughed at me. He had a secret sister. Her name was mary potter. She was hidden. She came out of the closet. She was lesbian. She tried to kiss Jiny but Jiny loved Harry. Then draco came in and so did voldemor. Voldemor got his dark powers out and threw them at harry. Then harry threw a potion at him and turned him into a chico the caterpillar and stepped on him.

Then after class me and harry talked. We both had parents who died. Cuz voldemor killed him. Then I broke down crying. He hugged me. My mascara was running. Then I had a seishzurrr. I was rushed to the hospital. I had no blood. I needed a transfusion. Harry gave me some of his blud. Then Jiny came in with mary potter and yelled "she's trynna rape me."

Then hermione and ron had their thingies inside eachother at home.

"I like it like it come on." Said ron.

Ron poured mustard on his body and hermione rubbed it all over him. Den dey fukd...and hermione got pregnant...again.

Then draco met a ginger named jennifer. Jennifer joined the dark side because they had cookies. Then jennifer and draco got in an arguement. Jennifer scared draco so much that he had a seizure. Jennifer did not give him any of her blood so he had to get blood from edward the vampire. Edward was busy tho havin sex with bella. Bella then got pregnant. Then she had a miscarriage.