AN: ccome ONNN GUYZ yur hurtin mah feelingz. U r jus jelous since I m bettah den jay Kay Rollin'. Okeh. I waz aboosed as a chald so dunt bulleh meh.
Then harry was all like "Gurl da kwidich mach is tomorrow. I gotta beat draco." That is when I instantly realized I was in love with draco. His blond hair wuz so hot and his creepy face is just wow. So then I said "Kan I cumpeet?" And he said "No gurl. Only men can compete." Den I said "HELL NO YOU SEXIST B***H." And I got super angry. I punched harry in the face. Now he has another scar on his forehead in the shape of my fist.
I started crying cuz he didn't let me compete. So den I wuz like OK I WANNA JOIN SLITHEREN. So I asked Doombleedoor if I could switch groups and he said no so then I punched him in the face. Now he has a scar on his forehead in the shape of my fist. Den I started crying because harry was sexist. I wasn't in love with him anymore.
I went up to Draco and said "ur hot" and he's like " I know. I hate harry and doombleedoor. Wanna get revenge on them?"
"Yes!" I screamed with joy. "Kan u get me to switch 2 slitherin too? I dont like gryphon door. Its so stupid. harry said i couldnt join da ball game thing...wuzzitcalled...clidish cuz im a girl."
"He's just jealous cuz ur hot." Draco said. Then we had sex. He put his thingy in mine and I was like "OOOOOOOOOOOH DRACOOOOOOOOOOOO."