"He's in a deep sleep. He isn't dead. He can only be awoken by true love's kiss" Snape said. "But I'm happy he's dead. His only true love is a boy. BAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

Then Snake left.

"WE HAVE TO GET FRED IMMEDIATELY" Ron cried.

"BUT WAIT...I'M...MY WATER BROKE!" Hermione screamed. "IM HAVIN A BAYBEE!"

"EHMERGAWD! IM NOT READY TO BE A FATHER!" Ron cried.

"SO JUS PULL DA TRIGGER." said Rawn.

"BAWKBAWKAWBKAWBAKWBAKBWKA." said Hurrrrrrrrrerrrrrr

"Hahahahaha i had too much weeeed." Said Rawnie.

"Omg lets go get drunk now dat i aint pruuugggnunt." Said hurnini.

Den i was in slidurin wit draydray and i wuz like if you could kill NE1 in da skewl who woold it b? And he wuz like YOU. AND I WAS LIKE AW HELL NO So i killed him too. Den i reelized dat hurry needed frud to wake him up so i stabbed fred and den i wuz like ono imma killer now im on the run. So i went to voldemorts whore house where he lived and i wuz like i wanna b a black dementor shit thingy and he wuz like k u has to pass the test and den he made me do a killing obstacle with da dead ppls ghosts so i had to kill myrtle cuz myrtle duznt model and she wuz like nuh. So voldumort wuz like k you can be a demetoer. I wuz sooo huppy so he taught me how to be a killer. Den he reelizd i killed draco and he got super mad and locked me in the closet...dere i met that asian chick who hurry used to date cuz she wuz in trubba too...den i wuz like hey gurlfruund how r u and she wuz like im doin my math homework. Stfu

Den i died of klastruphobya but hurry used science and brought us all back to life so i wuz happy i wuz livd again but i had to keel hurry. Den voldymurt found out doombleedurr wuz alive again and was like "AWW HEYULL NAWWWW." AND DEN HE MADE ANOTHER POISONOUS CUPCAKE. But doombleedorr was like "Uh bitch i aint eatin this again." And he forcefed it to snape who died of internal bleedung. Den voldeemurt got sooper mad but hurry threw him into a hot tub where he drowned. Buh voldeemurt was secretly a cat so he had nine lives, well nao 8.

Den i had spells with hurry again but snape wuznt dere so we cood doo wuteva we wantud so i killed hurry again.

Before he died he said, "before i die i have to say ron...i was always gay for your brother george" even doe ron wuznt therrr. He wuz at da bar Charolettez Anjulz.

So rawn and hurrmaineeee were out getting drunk and hurrmainee started stripping and barney wuz like can i take you home. Den they did it.