Chaptur Sev
Then dey all went 2 dennyz to get hambirgirz. But they didn't no that the waitress was vooldymart . He kild the reel waytress who's nayme was Sharee and tuuk oh ver her body. The person at the desk thangy wuz like
"Watzaaaap bishes do u wan be seetid?"
"YAS BITCH IM PREGNANT AND HUNGARAY!" Hurrmaynay screeched.
"Otay it's a 69 second wait." The person said.
"NO. I WANT MY FOOD NAO BISH NAO." Hermi sed.
"Gurl calm down!"
"NAWW" Harmony threw a bucket of snakes and shade at the chick. The snakes turned into snape and he was all like "what's up fuckers". Harry peed his pants and threw a pot at snapes head and snape died of a cuncushin.
"Kay fooz it's time 2 b seated." The lady showed them to their table and voldemart showed up.
"SUP HOEZ MY NAME SHERRY IMMA BE UR SURVUR!"
Harminy slammed her hands on the table
"BITCH I WANT 600 SHORT STACKS RIGHT NOW!" Harhar screamed.
"Chill bitch," Sherry/Voldemort said.
Hermiones face turned super red.
"What. The fuck. Did you. Just say. To me. You little stupid. Ass. Bitch!"
Hermione then threw her fork at Sherry/Voldy's forehead and he bled to death and died.
RAWN started crying and then he exploded and Harry turned into a potato so then Hermayne took over hog warts and stole everyone's lunch money. But everyone came back to life and stole hermiones crown so she got super mad and threw cats at everyone and the cats killed everyone then she was alone and sad so she went to doomblydoot and he brought everyone back to life. Then Miley Cyrus showed up and hit hermy with a wrecking ball.