Hermy then left da restaraunt aftur killing Voldy.

"WOOOAWWWW I LOVE KILLING PEOPLE!" Hermy said with a cray look in her eyes. Rawn looked v worried and Hermy started foaming at the mouth. She then telaportit to Distrik 13 as they were drawing names for the next Hungry Games.

"I WANNA WIN FRIED CHICKEN I VOLUNTEAR AS TRIBUTE!" Hermy screamed!

"We havent even drawn yet!" Effie said.

"I DONT GIVE A FUK I WANNA PLAY" Hermy shouted.

"OKAY BISH CALM DOWN"
"DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO U COTTON CANDY LOOKIN ASS HOE" Hermy screamed. She then axed Effie's brainz out.

"OW THAT HURT" Effie yelled. Effie wuz a robot so she didnt die.

Then Donult Trump AKA Presiden Snow came and was like "BE SURE TO KILL ANYONE WHOS NOT A STR8 WHITE BOI" And Hermy was like "BITC WTF IM NOT DYING"

Then Hermyone cut Donult into 1000 symmetrical pieces and baked him into a quesadilla enchilalda and ate it.

"IM READY TO COMPETE FOR THE FRIED CHICKEN FOR MY TRIBE"

Rawn then telaported to Hermy's location and he was like "HUNNY WHAT R U DOING UR PREGNANT"

Hermy was then like "I DONT CARE I WANNA KILL PEOPLE IMMA DO THIS HUNGER GAMES SHIT"

"BUT WHAT IF U KILL OUR BABY!" Rawn cried.

"SHUT UP HAVE FAITH IN ME U UGLY CUNT" Hermy screamed.

They then went to the compernicus and then they trained. Hermy's district person was named Kevin and he was yello and shaped like a tic tac.

"ARE YOU READY TO FUCK SHIT UP KEVIN?" Hermy asked.

"Uhhh ababanana," Kevin said.

"THE RANKINGS ARE IN" the guy who looks like an oompa loompa said. "HERMY GOT A 10 OOOAWOOOOWOW FOLLOWING KATNISS WHAT A LEGEND."

"Bitch I know" Hermy said.

"Ok its time for u all to kill eachother go into the forest!" Effie said.

"LETS DO THIS KEVIN!" Hermy screamed running into the battlefield with her axe. All Kevin had was a banana so he walked in very confused and got shot in the head by Khloe Kardashian who was in Disrtic 1.

"HAHA BYE BITCH I GOT UR BOOTY PICS" Khloe said.

"Aww hell no its on now bitch" Hermy said.

TO BE CUNTinued.