Grimmjow vs Ulquiorra and Szayel

"So we have ourselves a deal?" Szayel Aporro asked.

"Precisely."

Grimmjow took notice of Ulquiorra and Szayel Aporro shaking hands.

"Hey what is this? Ulquiorra you turned gay or something?"

"The amount of time you spend with Ichigo, I could ask you the same thing."

"Why you little brat!" Grimmjow charged toward Ulquiorra only to be held back by Szayel.

"Hey Grimmjow. You are feel quite hot and strong. I'd like to see these quaalities in my bed." Szayel chuckled as Grimmjow tried to attack Szayel only to be held by Ulquiorra.

"You have anger issues Grimmjow. He just complimented you in a good way. Why can't you ask him what he wants in return?"

"You stupid!"

Szayel caught Grimmjow as he tried to attack Ulquiorra.

"Wow, your quite lively. Maybe you could be my little experiment."

The positions changed again.

"As I said. Anger issues. Why can't you at least act friendly around your fellow espada."

Once again the positions changed.

"Wow Grimmjow. At least give me time to adjust to this new position."

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Espada Fun Fact

Espadas are experts at beating the shit out of their opponents and still losing. Yammy is a bit of a weird case but everyone else applies.

Every espada literally beat their opponent until they were killed or lost.

Starrk was owning everyone until Lillinette died

Barragan was winning the entire battle until he died

Halibel was blitzing Toshiro but ended up frozen somehow then she fought of Toshiro and the vizards before getting finished by Aizen

Ulquiorra killed Ichigo and severely hurt Uryu till the hollow soul came out

Nnoitra nearly killed Kenpachi until he got kendo'd and then sliced up

Grimmjow overpowered hollow mask Ichigo until he renewed his will to fight Grimmjow

Zommari could've beat Byakuya any time but he messed around until Byakuya used his bankai

Szayel Aporro Granz bested Renji, Uryu, Pesche, Dondochakka and appeared to have gotten Mayuri on every turn until he began to die over the course of the next thousand years

Aaroniero blitzed Rukia and nearly killed her until she pierced his head and suddenly killed him

Luppi was blitzing everyone meaning Yumichika, Rangiku, Ikkaku and Toshiro but Toshiro caught him off guard and defeated him

Neliel was beating Nnoitra in every way imaginable and lost due to Szayel's device while the second time, she overpowered Nnoitra massively but turned into a child at the worst moment

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Kenpachi and Nnoitra fought furiously trading and blocking blows.

"If I keep this up, I might die. Oh well time to deploy a tactic... how the hell did you end up dying?"

Kenpachi stared at Nnoitra's suddenly dead corpse