It's Not Pink
Aizen walked into the meeting room.
"Hello espada. I would like you to meet our newest members. Szayel Aporro Granz and Tia Halibel. You can also call her Tier Harribel but that just sound horribel. Also Nnoitra is espada number 5 now."
"Dammit. Why are women always higher ranking than me?"
"Hey Nnoitra. Now that I'm an espada, can we start dating?"
"No."
"Why. You said not until you become an espada and now I am an espada."
"You're not my type Szayel."
"First impressions of the promotion and new recruit, not great." Said Starrk.
"Why do you have pink hair?" Grimmjow asked.
"First of all its not pink its lightish red. Second why is your hair blue?"
"Chicks love blue hair. Also they already have a color for lightish red. Its called pink."
"Now days the espada are getting worse and worse." Said Barragan.
"You are color blind. This is clearly lightish red."
"Color blind? My hair is this shade blue for a reason you jackass."
"I can see the espada are getting along fine it looks like. Did anyone stop to notice that Halibel is a woman?" Asked Aizen.
"Meh. She is gay." Said Nnoitra.
"What a massively insensitive thing to say." Said Ulquiorra.
"What did you call me?"
"Gay. I called you gay. You are a lesbian."
"If I learned anything, lesbians are not at all helpful." Grimmjow muttered.
"How would you know that she is a lesbian?" Asked Aizen.
"I have seen gay arrancar and they all have one thing in common. They don't have hollow holes. Or to be more technical their hollow holes are in a germ cell area."
"What a coincidence. My hollow hole is also in that area."
"Shut up Szayel you are just proving his point." Grimmjow interrupted.
Halibel walked out of the room.
"Whoa were are you going new espada number 3?" Aizen asked.
"I am going to do something that non of the espada except the one with light red hair needs to know about." The Vasto Lorde walked out of the room.
"What did I tell you all. She even refrained from calling Szayel's hair pink." Nnoitra bragged.
"Its not pink! It's lightish red!"
"Calm down miss. I'll go get you a tissue if you need one." Said Aizen.
"I am a man Aizen." Szayel growled.
"Shut up Szayel, I am talking to the espada Nnoitra just pissed off."
"Hey Nnoitra, now you know how challenging being the fifth espada with a single fraccion is." Grimmjow snickered.
"Hey Nnoitra. You might want to apologize to our third espada before she tears you a new one." Said Aizen.
"I don't apologize to women or gays."
This scene is censored because of how terribly Halibel beats up Nnoitra.
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Espada Fun Fact
Halibel and Szayel's hollow holes are actually in the same place. Halibel's is where her whom is and Szayel's is where his dick is. Wait, how does he rape people without a dick?