The World Explodes
There was one espada missing from the meeting. It was espada number 4 Ulquiorra.
"Wow. Ulquiorra's running late." Said Grimmjow.
"Well there could be some accident on the way here Ulquiorra is fixing up." Said Aizen.
Ulquiorra arrived through the door of the room.
"Hey Ulquiorra. Why are you late?" Aizen asked.
"I would rather not say."
"Come on Ulquiorra. You can tell your fellow espada anything."
The espada peaked over to face Ulquiorra.
"I know that's not true. The espada are the exact opposite of comforting and supportive. More like each member is designed to drag you down in their own special way."
"Well espada. We are going to be supporting Ulquiorra or we can let Tousen give us a justice lecture."
"Come on Ulquiorra what happened."
"I will not tell anyone."
"I will only make fun of you a little."
"The woman slapped me."
Everyones eyes turned to the size of dinner plates. Gin leaned closer to Aizen.
"Is this part of your plan?" Gin asked.
"Don't worry it totally is." Aizen replied.
20 minutes later
"And after that, I decided I would never date a woman again!" Szayel cried.
"Between all of us, I thought I would be the first one to cry but this room is practically funeral." Said Ulquiorra.
"Guys, Ulquiorra must be the strongest person we know, to get turned down like that and still go on." Grimmjow cried.
"Come on Ulquiorra. Just ask her out and succeed where we have failed." Cried Nnoitra.
"Don't grow old and alone like me!" If Barragan's tear ducts worked he to would bee crying.
"I am the only person in this room who isn't crying. It is beginning to become weird."
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Espada Fun Fact
Ulquiorra is terrible with letting women get emotionally attached as he finds the need to tell them that they will die alone or kill their best friend in front of their eyes with cero oscuras or be a nihilist infront of their eyes.
In the Vasto Lorde intelligence charts he is ranked 4th smartest which 4 is also his espada rank