10 Rules Starrk Lives By
1. The farther away it is, the less important it is
2. Don't go all out. It's too much energy.
3. If you spill water, it will eventually dry
4. Lock Door so Szayel doesn't rape you
5. Don't charge phone unless it says 5% remaining
6. Never feed Lillinette sugar before sleeping
7. Screw the terms and conditions. Just hit accept.
8. Why make your bed when you will hop in it again?
9. If your late, don't go.
10. If you drop an ice cube, kick it under the fridge.
The only hard part of this list is keeping Lillinette away from any sugar.
"I should start living by these rules. Thanks author for giving me this list."
"Your welcome Starrk. Its coming out of your screen time by the way."
"Dammit. Well I can't be bothered to argue about it."