I have finally made a set of personalities for the espada and they are as follows:
Starrk: Inconsistent personality and a slothful idiot. Like Blitzwing from transformers animated, he often changes his persona quite consistantly therefore making Starrk consistantly inconsistant. This is a reference to how inconsistent his personality is. He is so sad because he is lonely but when he joins the espada, he sleeps 23 hours a day. Starrk often has mood swings in this parody.
Barragan: Massively idiotic and treacherous leader. As a king, it doesn't take a genius to come up with the perfect plan to kill Aizen. He will be somewhat like Starscream from transformers but also like Sarge from red vs blue. This is where is stupidity and his poor excuse for leadership kicks in. Barragan's hate list consists of Aizen, Gin, Starrk, Tousen and Halibel.
Halibel: Beautiful but unbelievably retarded member of the espada. To this I also might add a gag that Szayel Aporro and Halibel might be related to eachother. Halibel will also have a theme running of her own which people either say "so hot but so dumb" or "so dumb but so hot". Her stupidity actually stems from her battle with Toshiro where she blames the opponent that controls ice for burning her fraccions then revealing her strongest moves even though she was already winning and gave Toshiro time to prepare. Not only that but she couldn't even beat up a child and she is an espada. Aside from that, she will have to put up with Nnoitra all day long and the occassional Szayel Aporro.
Ulquiorra: a constantly distracted espada. Ulquiorra was formerly Aizen's favorite espada but then he met Orihime and Ulquiorra started to join the circle of idiots known as the espada. He will be in love with Orihime but his constant thinking about her causes him to say the stupidest things. He might also have a deterioration period where all hints of intelligence has long since fleeted.
Nnoitra: An unbelievably idiotic espada. Nnoitra is a loud mouth and the most annoying espada however he manages to get away with everything from disobeying orders to assaulting Aizen.
Grimmjow: the last not so idiotic espada. Grimmjow is the last remaining espada who isn't a complete moron however it is very easy for the other espada to take advantage of him or for Grimmjow to drag himself down to their level.
Zommari: highly judgemental espada. Zommari will make all kinds of judgements about people. He is arrogant and holds a false pride.
Szayel Aporro: Feminine espada. Szayel Aporro will be massively implied to be gay. He has alot of features that make him appear feminine and occassionally gay. He also contains an element of stupidity which will guide his poor decisions. He has a few gags about being gay and him and Halibel being related.
Aaroniero: Forgotten espada who doesn't exist. Aaroniero will serve as an espada that nobody knows about an nobody even knows he exists. He will be massively unpopular and not known.
Yammy: Stupid espada. Yammy, unlike the other espada actually has dumb built into his personality so he automatically joins the dumb group but however he will also have his gag about being the only espada who can do things effectively and correctly. This is a reference to how Yammy managed to deflect Toshiro's attacks and call them refreshing but Halibel couldn't break her ice prison despite her being able to control water and Yammy can't. This is also referencing how Zommari and Nnoitra failed to kill Kenpachi and Byakuya but Yammy took both of them on at the same time. Szayel Aporro was nearly killed by Uryu's sprenger had he not reduce the damage but Yammy took on Mayuri's mine and survived like nothing happened. Yammy is also the 10th espada and before becoming enraged, he managed to cause morr chaos than Aaroniero could.
Please review and tell me what you think of these espadas official personalities. If you have any recommendations for an espadas persona please state which espada then give your recommendation.
Do note that all the past stories was me trying to find this parody.