Hi everyone, Emerald here! It's been way too long, but my friend Oliver McFly took over for me and managed to get this chapter done in good time! I suppose… well, take it away, McFly!
OM: Hey guys, this is my chapter now! My apologies to Susz, for I had to replace many of her lines to make it seem like Chase had some brain damage. It's still an RP, though. Susz's lines are given to Skylar as well.
"Bree, it's all my fault Kaz is evil!" Oliver complained, as he, Bree, and Skylar—who was recovering from the Calderanian Flu—sat down in their living room
"No it's not, Oliver." Bree assured him. "He wasn't himself."
"But Bree, when you claimed he wasn't himself, he assured us he was himself." Oliver protested.
"That still doesn't mean it's your fault!" Bree argued.
Oliver began to think about whose fault it really was. One he'd decided, he yelled, "Bree, we should go get the Annilhilator! It's his fault!"
"I agree. Who do we have left of the Elite Force?" asked Bree, clearly shaken by all the events of the past two weeks.
"Just you, me, and Skylar—but she's sick!" said Oliver. Douglas, who was still in charge of the team, stormed into the room, angrily screaming at Oliver, "And me! What am I, chopped liver?"
"Sorry, Douglas!" Oliver quickly interjected. "Douglas, don't be as evil as Kaz! I won't neglect you!"
"Uh, ok." said Douglas, very confused as to what Oliver meant. "Has anyone seen my gun?"
"Nope." said Oliver.
"Probably in your belt again." said Skylar.
"Um... check your shoe, Douglas." said Bree.
"Ha ha, very funny. I seemed to have misplaced it." Douglas sarcastically said.
"I know, Chase has it!" said Oliver.
"Good idea, Oliver." said Bree. "I will go check on him soon. How is the healing process, Douglas?"
"We're doing the best we can. If anything, Chase will suffer from hallucinations, sleepwalk, and get people mixed up with others." said Douglas.
"Wow, that's wonderful, Douglas!" said Bree, her tone a mix of sarcasm and anger. "Let's all go check on Chase."
"Ok." the others agreed. They arrived in the room.
"Sabrina?" asked Chase, looking at Bree.
"No, I'm Bree." said Bree, noticing the huge bandage on Chase's temples.
"Don't be silly, of course you're Sabrina." Chase laughed.
"Wait, you brought him back already?" asked Oliver.
"Yeah." said Douglas. "It's supposed to be a surprise."
Suddenly, Oliver noticed something strange about Douglas' belt. "Douglas, why's there a coffee bag in your belt?" asked Oliver.
"I need caffeine and coffee." Douglas responded.
"That's disgusting." said Chase.
"At least that part of him isn't cracked." Bree muttered.
"I will check my waistband for my extra gun." Douglas proclaimed.
"No need, Douglas." said Chase. "I have a gun here." Douglas took it.
Suddenly, Oliver, who was still trying to link the Annihilator stealing Skylar's powers to Kaz becoming evil, exclaimed, "If Skylar hadn't lost her powers, Chase wouldn't have returned them!"
"Honestly, I'm pretty sure Douglas's belt works in a similar mystical way as Gus's backpack." Skylar joked, watching Douglas enlarge his gun and then take out the coffee bag.
"It does!" said Douglas, somewhat surprised Skylar had seen something this mystical before.
"And I wouldn't have gotten mad at Chase and…" Oliver began to continue, only to suddenly change the subject. "I have to agree with you, Skylar." he finished.
"What did I do this time, Kaz?" asked Chase.
"It's just that…if I hadn't made up with you, Kaz would be good." Oliver responded. "And I'm Oliver!"
"Oh, boy. No fighting, this is the last thing we need to do right now!" Bree exclaimed.
"Great. So another thing that gets blamed on me and another person who claims they're not who they really are. Aaah, it's the Incapacitator!" shouted Chase, beginning to fight thin air.
"He does know that he's hallucinating, right?" asked Skylar.
"Tell him, and all will be okay." Douglas answered. "Did you guys know I play rap in battle?"
"C'mon, I was neglecting Kaz, guys. We need to find him." said Oliver, ignoring Douglas.
"To answer your question, Douglas, no." said Bree. "And, to you, Oliver, don't worry, I got this. Yeah, we sure do need to find Kaz!"
"I bring rap albums in a specific pouch." said Douglas.
"Donald, you... rap?" asked Chase. "I'm a bit confused, since Krane is right behind you."
"I am Douglas, not Donald!" yelled Douglas. "I put a tracker on Kaz. I rap. And you're hallucinating!"
"So, Douglas, where is Matchhead?" asked Oliver, hoping to get to the point.
"According to my tracker, he is in Mission Creek. I use my own renditions to actual rap songs." said Douglas, still jointly talking with Bree and Oliver.
"Oh, so like covers?" asked Skylar.
"Admittedly, Douglas, this is not the weirdest thing you've done. So... yeah, I'm gonna go with it." said Bree.
"Ok, we'll find Matchhead." said Oliver, answering Douglas.
"That's not good." said Bree.
"Wait, why is he right here in this room?" asked Chase, again hallucinating.
"He's not, you've gone mad." said Oliver. "He's in your hometown."
"I guess that's worse, ok." said Chase.
"It is not covers just my own version of raps and my raps I wrote. Oh, and he is burning the house and school." Douglas said to both Oliver and Skylar.
"Wait... the house as in OUR house?" Bree asked, full of concern.
"No! Kira, Tasha, Leo…we need to save them!" yelled Oliver.
"Yes." said Douglas.
Meanwhile, Kaz was leaning against the Davenport House in Mission Creek, looking at a picture. It was of him and Oliver on their first day of high school. Tears welled up in Kaz's eyes. Then, they evaporated as Kaz crumbled the picture up and burned it.
Kaz then looked towards the house's door before blasting fire at it, and burned a huge hole in it.
Back in Centium, the team was getting ready to find Kaz.
"He is on the way to our home." said Douglas.
"I think Leo's at the Academy, but Tasha and Kira are definitely at the house!" Bree agreed.
"Bree, hurry!" yelled Oliver.
"What are we waiting for?! Let's go…catch that ginormous Marcus that is eating Oliver's head!" said Chase. Everyone ignored him.
"I'll fly Skylar there." said Oliver.
"I'm much better." said Skylar.
"Alright, I'll speed Chase!" said Bree. "That's good, Skylar."
Douglas played rap all the way to Mission Creek. Oliver was carrying him too.
"This is my own rap I made." Douglas commented as they rode through the skies.
"No, no, go faster, guys! We have to hurry!" said Bree. Oliver took time to make his own rap., which went, "We don't care. Faster. Smarter."
"That's all wrong!" said Douglas, playing his rap louder.
"Like I have ANY control over this, Sabrina." said Chase, eyeing Bree.
"I am Bree!" yelled Bree.
"No, you're Kaz! You must die!" yelled Chase. Their argument was interrupted by Douglas playing a song about Mighty Med Hospital. When he was done, Douglas commented, "I will loop it!" Oliver then joined in, for a rap battle.
"Guys! House. Burning. Little sister and mother inside." Bree reminded the others. "I mean, FOCUS on that!"
"Right!" agreed Oliver.
"Again, like I said. NO control." said Chase.
"We will focus! And find Matchhead!" Oliver exclaimed.
Finally, the team came to a stop in front of the house. "Okay, we're here." said Bree.
Oliver banged on the door. "Mrs. Davenport? Are you in there?" he asked.
At that very moment, Kaz was holding Tasha in a chokehold, putting Fire close to her face.
"YES SHE'S IN THERE!" Bree pointed out.
"Tasha, you okay?" Douglas asked. He heard no answer, so he ran in, leaving the door wide open, so the others could see Tasha and Kaz.
"She has FIRE TO HER FACE!" yelled Bree. "Does it LOOK like she's okay?"
"Don't move!" demanded Kaz.
"I have a water blaster." Douglas laughed maniacally.
"Ok, Adam and I will put out the fire. Donald and Chase, find Leo." said Chase.
"But you're Chase, and that's Oliver!" Bree insisted.
"I know that, I'm not dumb!" said Chase. Douglas blasted Kaz, and Oliver used ice to blast all around Kaz.
"What do I do, stand here?" asked Bree.
"Be invisible, Bree." said Oliver.
"Or forget what I said all together." said Chase. Douglas blasts Chase in the temple and knocks him out.
"Why did you do that?" asked Oliver.
"Because I want him to get back to normal." said Douglas.
"Since you guys are crazy, how 'bout I go help Tasha?" asked Bree.
"Sure, Bree." said Oliver.
"I'll speed her and Kira to the hydroloop and send them to Leo and Adam." said Bree. "And Chase is coming too, I suppose…wake up, Chase!"
"Duh, of course, you're my fam of rainbows…" said Chase.
"It's just me and Skylar now." said Oliver.
"Alright, Chase, let's go!" said Bree.
"What am I chopped liver!" yelled Douglas.
"Sorry, Douglas. Do not turn evil!" Oliver piped up. Chase licked Douglas' shoulder.
"Chopped liver taste bad!" exclaimed Chase, following Bree.
Without them noticing, Kaz got up slowly and then flew off.
"Douglas can go to the lab and try to find a way to fix Kaz!" said Bree, jogging back in.
"Dang it." groaned Douglas, as he noticed Kaz gone.
"Kaz escaped!" yelled Skylar.
"Anyway, let's go!" said Bree.
"No Matchhead. World safe. Go home." said Chase.
"We need to find Matchhead!" yelled Oliver.
"Oliver, PLEASE call him Kaz!" Skylar protested.
"Why, Skylar?" asked Oliver.
"Because that's his name..." said Bree in a "duh" manner.
"Because Matchead is getting on my nerves." Skylar admitted.
"A nickname doesn't mean he's different. I like it. It sounds cooler…I mean, hotter." Oliver joked.
"Leo make horrible joke. Chase no like." said Chase, attempting to grab Skylar's nerves.
"That is it, I'm leaving to cure Chase of his insanity!" said Douglas, taking Chase away.
"Matches his villain persona." said Oliver.
"Straight up, Matchhead is stupid. Anyway, I'm going to follow Douglas and Chase to the Academy and make sure KAZ didn't send any villains there." said Bree.
"So will I!" said Oliver. "And I'm still calling him MatchHead."
"I will stay here and look for a cure." said Skylar.
"Alright, Skylar will stay and look for a cure, Oliver can search for Kaz, and I'll go to the Academy." said Bree.
"That's fine." said Oliver. "Means I can apologize to him alone. Let's search now. To the town center. Come with me Skylar."
"Look at this formula." Skylar said, holding up a paper she'd picked up after Bree had left. "Chase made this."
"Yeah he did. Is something wrong with it?" asked Oliver, who had seen Chase make it.
"Chase knows nothing about superheroes!" Skylar pointed out.
"Yeah, right,why doesn't he just…I'm getting a message on the comms. Yes, Bree?" asked Oliver.
"Chase has never even speed-read a few comics." Bree snorted.
"I know more than him!" Oliver cried with pleasure.
"Yeah, the two of us know everything about superheroes, Bree, being them." said Skylar.
"Look, Sky, I see a crumbled photo of me, with a bit of Kaz in it!" Oliver showed Skylar on the ground.
"Kaz destroyed this? He must really hate Chase." said Skylar.
"Well, my family does know some about superheroes. Mr. Davenport knows about them because of his unitards. And do does Douglas." Bree protested over the comms.
"I hate unitards." said Skylar.
"Same." said Oliver.
"I'm at the Academy now, going dark for a bit. I'll be back ASAP." Bree informed them.
"Too tight." said Skylar continued.
"Hello. Welcome home. " said Kaz, as Bree walked into the academy. He smiled evilly, burned his surroundings, and attacked Bree.
"I realized why Kaz hates Chase! Because after we made up, he started hating on me." said Oliver as they walked into the Davenport's lab.
"Yeah no kidding." said Skylar. "He just felt neglected."
"I guess I was kinda mean to Kaz." Oliver admitted.
"Kinda? You really hurt his feelings." said Skylar.
"But I hadn't ditched him to hang out with Chase. Roman had fooled me by shape-shifting into Chase. I will contact Bree on the comms." said Oliver. Oliver tried to contact Bree, but got nothing.
"It's Roman's fault, then?" asked Skylar.
"Yes!" agreed Oliver. "Bree has been kidnapped!"
"Holy Azimeth!" said Skylar. "Let's go to the academy and investigate!"
"If Roman hadn't pretended to be Chase, Kaz wouldn't have started hating on Chase, and then Kaz wouldn't have started hating on Chase in the first place, which caused him to go evil!" said Oliver as they rushed into he academy.
"Come in, guys!" Douglas yelled. "It's awful!" He was holding Chase, who woke up with confusion.
"Guys, what happened?" asked Chase. "Last thing I recall, Oliver found Bree and I hidden in a garage, and Kaz aimed a fireball towards my temples…"
"Your brain was damaged, resulting in some sort of bionic chip malfunction that made it do its opposing behavior.." Douglas began. "And now Bree, Adam, Leo, Tasha, and Donald are gone!"
"You can't be serious!" yelled Oliver. Skylar noticed something peculiar on the floor. "Look, Oliver. A trail of fire." she pointed out to him.
"Did a DeLorean make it, or was it Kaz?" Oliver asked, even though he knew BTTF wasn't real.
"Wait, I am getting something from my comms!" Douglas yelled. "Hello Mission Command, come in this is Academy."
"What is it?!" asked Chase.
"Hello? Matchhead speaking." came the voice from the other end. "I can see you! And I have a speedy request—if you know what I mean!"
"He's here at the academy with our captives!" yelled Skylar. "And I hear someone screaming!"
"Sounds like my niece. Hello Matchhead." said Douglas.
Oliver turned and saw his enemy on the Command Table. "Matchhead!" he angrily growled.
"We found you!" Chase proclaimed, for he kind of sensed that Kaz's evilness had increased since he'd been "out".
Oliver grabbed a bucket of water, and yelled to Matchhead, "Water beats fire!"
"Not if the water evaporates, ex-bud." Matchhead smirked.
"Don't we need him alive and awake. We still need to find my family!" protested Douglas.
"What am I, chopped liver?" Chase muttered.
"Matchhead, please!" yelled Oliver. But Matchhead showed no mercy. He ignited a fireball. Oliver ignited a cryoblast, and shot at Matchhead, who avoided the blast.
"You take me out and you'll never find Bree!"Matchhead laughed.
"I am on my way!" yelled Douglas.
"It's a tarp, Douglas!" Oliver yelled, noticing a human-shaped figure under a strange blanket. "A tarp!"
"To the secret hydroloop entrance I have. A trap!" Yelled Douglas, grabbing Skylar and Oliver.
"No, a tarp!" Oliver insisted.
"A trap!" Douglas repeated.
"He has Bree under a tarp!" Oliver stated.
"Haha! You think I'm stupid, don't you?" Matchhead growled.
"Yeah, like Adam-stupid!" Chase yelled.
"Silence!" Matchhead demanded in a demonic voice.
"He does. I am almost there." Douglas assured the now-frightened Oliver.
"That's Bree under the tarp, I know!" Oliver tried to say as confidentally as he could.
"Here I am." said Douglas, arriving in the room to remove the tarp from the human shape.
"Under a tarp? Really? How dumb do you think I am?" asked Matchhead, sounding even more demonic than ever.
"Dumb as Chase when he got scorched by you on his temples!" Oliver exclaimed. "And if it's not Bree, then whose body is that?"
Douglas did not want Kaz to respond, so he blasted him with a superhero deenhancing dart.
"I... Didn't see that coming." was all Matchhead said.
"Skylar, remember Hapax?" Oliver asked Skylar, as she came into the room to join them.
"Your powers are deactivated." said Douglas. But clever Matchhead took his dart out and threw it at Douglas' chest.
"Oh yes, Hapax." Skylar agreed.
"Tell us where my kids are." demanded Douglas, noticing Chase had vanished as well. "That dart doesn't affect me." said Douglas rather confidently.
"We need Hapax!" Skylar and Oliver repeated, although they were mystified by the situation.
"Oh, I don't have Chase. But I'd rather be dead before I tell you where Bree is!" said Matchhead demonically. He unveiled the tarp, revealing a Bree-shaped bomb.
Oliver and Skylar ran off, only to come back for Douglas as he was telling Matchhead that the dart had Hapax's cells in it. The three of them sped to Philadelphia, where Horace's house awaited them.
"But that dart can get rid of his powers!" Douglas claimed on the way to see Horace.
"Horace!" yelled Skylar.
"We need the transporter, Horace!" said Oliver, banging on the door. Horace opend.
"Hello. What is the bridge rush." said Horace. "I mean big."
"Kaz has gone evil!" Oliver shouted, ignoring Horace's rather annoying joke. "His superpowers are going bezerk!"
"We need Hapax to save him!" Douglas added.
"Here are the keys to the transporter." said Horace, whipping out the set of keys from his socks. "Lock up when you are done."
"That's just like you, storing things in his socks." said Skylar as they walked to the transporter.
"Shush!" Douglas hissed.
"Thank goodness Kaz isn't as powerful as Mom!" Oliver sighed with relief. "Thanks, Horace!" Oliver was calling to another part of the house as they boarded the transporter and headed to Caldera. He didn't hear the response.
Meanwhile, Kaz was messing with the deenhancing dart, trying to put his powers back in.
The minute they stepped out of the transporter, Oliver proclaimed, "Skylar, you're home sweet home."
"I know, Oliver." said Skylar.
"What happened. I am loopy." said Douglas.
"It's probably an effect of first time teleporter traveling." said Oliver.
"I feel like what happened at Donnie's bachelor party." Douglas sighed, extremely confused.
"What happened?" asked Oliver, extremely curious.
"Take a nap when we get to my home." Skylar interrupted. "If we see Matchhead,
we need to knock him out and give him to Hapax."
"It was at some kind of club with women. And ok, Skylar." Douglas continued.
"Got it, Sky." said Oliver. "And is that so, Douglas?"
"I think it was a scantily clad club." said Douglas, sounding slightly embarrassed. They walked in silence for a few minutes, until Oliver saw Skylar's house. "Ok, we're here." Oliver remarked.
"Good. I need a nap." said Douglas, running in and looking for Skylar's guest room.
"Skylar, how many sibling do you have?" asked Oliver. "Cause I see a dozen. And half a dozen Guses."
"20." said Skylar. "The guest room's down the hall, first cavern on the right."
"Thanks, I'm going to bed now." said Douglas, who went into the room.
"Night, Douglas!" Oliver and Skylar shouted.
"Here, Oliver, sleep on my couch. Yes, they exist on Caldera." said Skylar, as she headed off to her room.
"If anyone sees Matchhead, Douglas' timer will beep!" he called after her.
The next day was rather rushed, from Douglas' perspective. After getting out of bed, there wasn't even any time for breakfast. Skylar immediately supersped them to Hapax's cave, and Oliver banged on the door.
"Hapax?" he yelled.
"Are you there?" asked Skylar.
Meanwhile, Bree and Chase were in a dark room with Kaz. His fists tied to a chair, all Chase could too was to talk some sense into Kaz. He began with the specifics.
"Kaz, what do you want with Bree?" he asked.
Kaz ignored him, speaking to his unconscious sister. "Bree, I know you're unconscious but if you can hear me... Your friends will pay. Then, so will you. In fact, I'll let you hear every one of their desperate screams." said Kaz in his demonic way, with his evil smile. Chase suddenly got a plan. He scuffled around in the dark room, until he couldn't believe his luck-he'd found the hydra-loop, meaning that the academy wasn't too far away. When Chase arrived at the academy, he called, "Where are you, Kaz?! Where is my sister?" Kaz finally came out.
"You want to see me?" asked Kaz with a demonic grin. "Just to tell you, if you attack me, then Bree WILL die."
"Then give her up and I won't hurt you." said Chase.
"Hahaha... That's not how this works. You give me your friends. Oliver, and Skylar, and yourself. Then I'll set Bree free. But the rest of you-" said Kaz, crossing his throat.
"Kaz, I'm giving you one last chance. Let Bree go, or I WILL end you!" Chase argued.
"Then you'll end your sister." Kaz scoffed. "Not to mention, there are 5 overtly-humanoid bombs here that you should worry about!" Kaz laughed.
"Where are the students? And the rest of my family?" asked Chase, for he didn't even know Douglas was safe on Caldera.
"They are in safe hands until you do anything." Kaz announced. "Bombs go off in 30 minutes. Tick tock!" He laughed maniacally.
Back on Caldera, Hapax finally came to the door. His first question was, "What brings you here, guys? Who's this?"
"Name is Douglas chump." said Douglas, sensing at once that Hapax was taking about him.
"Chump?" asked Hapax, confused by the slang.
"Yeah it means friend." Douglas assured him.
"That's not how you respect your elders..." Hapax lectured. "Oh, my bad."
"You ain't my elder. " Douglas said with a beat.
"Haven't been on Earth in months." said Hapax.
"Mine is Donnie." said Douglas.
"I am 95!" claimed Hapax.
"Donnie is a hundred." Douglas joked.
"You only look 47." said Hapax.
"I am 50." said Douglas.
"You're welcome." said Hapax. "Now, I need to do something real quick." He ran back into his house.
"Douglas, Kaz will never find us here!" said Oliver, motioning towards the Calderan landscape.
"Yay!" said Skylar. "Maybe we don't need Hapax. We can start new lives on Caldera getting Dorenboshes, genetically engineering kids-"
"Skylar, this is a horrible idea!" Douglas interrupted. "I need earth food. My earth family."
"Fine!" complained Skylar. "But we can't face Kaz again! We'll stay here another day…"
"Yes we can face Kaz again!" Douglas contradicted.
"We'll bring Hapax!" said Oliver. "Oh no!"
"What now, Oliver?" asked Douglas.
"The transporter blew to pieces in my hand!" Oliver gasped.
"We'll never get home!" Skylar screamed.
Back in the academy, Chase was in a state of mortal peril. He gulped as he told Kaz what he would do since he couldn't surrender Oliver and Skylar, who weren't there. He agreed to surrender himself, as long as Kaz disabled the bombs and let everyone go.
"Deal, good choice Chase. Extract your chip and give me it." Kaz said upon hearing this.
"Give me the extractor. I don't have one on me." said Chase, in a rather humiliating moment. Kaz threw him a chip extractor, so Chase extracted his chip…
Cast
Oliver: Chase (Oliver) McFly (me)
Kaz AKA Matchhead: (The)UnknownBlock
Bree: EmeraldTulip
Skylar: Chase (Oliver) McFly, Susz(13), Duggie Davenport
Chase: Chase (Oliver) McFly, Susz(13)
Douglas: Duggie Davenport
Emerald: Well... that certainly was a crazy one! It's from so long ago I'm honestly not certain what was happening XD
See you for the next chapter!
