Hello guys and dolls, I hope you enjoy this chapter remember I haven't read the books and am basing it off the movies so loosely based , please feel free if i get something horribly wrong to correct me, and I don't own anything.

Chapter Two : Not in Kansas

Sighing Darcy starts to trudge down the hill, she was sure that this was Asgard. The toaster thing she touched just before she was zapped was Jane's rainbow bridge wormhole thing. A way to get Thor home before he just dropped in when the whole Manhattan invasion had started. She was in the countryside so where the hell was Asgards capitol? She didn't even know what it was called, she wished she payed more attention to Thor when he talked of his homeland. But half the time she saw him Jane was stuck to him like a tick. Darcy had reached the bottom of the hill and now as she was looking over the lush green hill and forest country a dirt road was leading through the wood. Kneeling she made sure her red hi top chucks were tightly laced, she cross bodied her bag and headed for the road whistling the tune of little red riding hood from bowling for soup. She should be angry at Jane and her stupid rainbow toaster sending her to the backside of Asgard, but really it was the most exciting thing that had happened to her in a while. And really if Darcy was honest with her self she needed the excerisice she sat on her ass all the time doing lab work. She'd been walking along the road for about twenty minutes when she heard a low whiny of a horse looking behind her she spotted a cart rumbling towards her. A little old man dressed in robes and pointy hat a la harry potter was driving the cart and had four children in it, riding behind the cart on a horse was a man dressed like a mid evil solider. Shaking her head this was Asgard they still dressed in ye old style. The old man stopped the cart in front of her eyeing her oddly, well she was in faded jeans and a loose old Lynard Skynard t shirt that was her fathers topped off with an equally old and faded black hoodie and a red slouchy beanie.

" Mi' lady." he spoke politely his accent was similar to Thor's, she inclined her head politely back

" Hi." she said eyeing him she hadn't yet pegged him yet as friend or foe.

" Were are you headed my dear?" he asked. Now or never time to find out were the hell in Asgard she was.

" The capitol" where ever the hell that may be she added silently however the man just smiled and added

" Which one my dear the Human Capitol?, The Dwarven Capitol? Or the Elfin Capitols?" Shit Darcy thought what the fuck was Thor? He looked human but he could be anything at all well maybe not Dwarven he was way too tall but hell what did she know, she'd check them all if she had too.

" Whichever is closest i'm looking for a friend." She said trying to sound mysterious but knew she was failing.

" Rivendale" he said pointing straight ahead ' just follow the yellow brick road' she thought with a small smile.

" Thank you." She said to the old man turning she started to head down the road staying on the shoulder so she didn't get hit by horses, she was sure there weren't any cars in Asgard. But she didn't get far before the old man in the cart stopped her again.

" It's many miles from here my lady, too far to walk we can give you a ride." He said Darcy raised an eye brow at him

" And if I climb into that cart what are the chances I get out in one piece." Darcy wasn't stupid she watched plenty of criminal minds it didn't matter that Asgard still did things the ye old way, she liked history she knew how dangerous the middle ages were. He looked bewildered at her question and shook his head like she had upset him.

" No harm will come to you lady if you please." He gestured to the cart, he seemed harmless but she was out numbered by six even if four were kids. She stuck her hand in the pocket of her hoodie wrapping her hand around her pepper spray. Smiled politely at the little old man and shook her head no and turned on her heel and kept walking calling over her shoulder.

"No thanks" and so they kept following for the next six and a half hours the old man calling out to her every so often. And she kept on answering him the same way no thank you. Until it started to get dark, and finally Darcy had enough of it she stopped and waited for the old man to pull over.

" Alright i'm getting in. Anything happens and I will bring the pain understand geezer." He gave her an annoyingly bright smile and put out a hand to help her climb in, blowing out a sigh she took it and climbed in. Once settled she noticed the four children staring at her, now looking closer she noticed they were in fact not kids but grown men. And they were looking back at her just as curiously, she had her taser and pepper spray and a small defense bat in her purse she was pretty sure she would be okay although she was uncomfortable. Darcy usually kept her acts of stupidity at a minimum she guessed she hadn't met her quota yet.

" What is your name lass?" One of them asked he looked mid twenty's with very curly hair and an impish smile she immediately felt solidarity with him

" Darcy, yours?"

" I'm pip, this is merry and that's Sam and " He pointed to each in turn Merry also had curly hair and Sam was solid guy he seemed gentle, Frodo she couldn't even see him he was folded into himself. She noticed the man in leathers eyes on her and she smiled at pip

" Who's Mr. Strong and silent." Pip peeked over at him too and off handily said

" Oh that's Strider and that's Gandolf ." Pip nodded towards the geezer driving the cart, who Darcy knew was listening intently he seemed like the nosy type. She defiantly not in Kansas anymore now all she had to do was find todo,she smiled thinking of Thor as a fuzzy black Yorkie

I hope you enjoyed this chapter guys and dolls it was really fun to write , Next time Darcy spends more time with the guys. Please review it makes me so very happy love you all - Dizzy