Have a short little bit of April Fools what the fuckery. Someone inspired this...you know who you are.
Strange Subconsciousness
*Nowhen in particular*
Ryo looked out over the vast field of green and watched the puffy pink and yellow nimbus clouds float across the sky. The mountains looked quite nice today. Whoever drew them onto the backdrop used purple crayons. It was very lovely. A small yellow flower waved a leaf like arm off to Ryo right and she followed its gesture.
Angeal stood stoic among the knee high grass in his finest speedo. It was soft a lavender color. He always did look good in shades of purple. He stood arms up in a lifters flex.
"Hero's must have DREAMS," He said seriously and his face strained as he flexed his bicep's.
Zack stood just behind him off to the side in similar fashion, "DREAMS!" He chirped happily.
Angeals arms fell to form a tight ring in front of his chest, "And HONOR!" His pect's jumped as he strained.
"HONOR!" Zack parroted again and mimicked the actions of his mentor.
Ryo nodded gravely at the two. They were right of course. She turned away just as the raven haired pair began to make their pectoral muscles dance in a rhythmic manner.
A short distance away Sephiroth stood majestically among a small flock of tiny Chocobos. He stared wistfully off into the distance as a nonexistent wind whipped his hair and coat about... in cinematic slow motion of course. The small disproportioned birds cooed in awe at the stunning figure before them. The silver haired General's faced twisted into an almost pained look of longing as he continued to stare off into the horizon. She couldn't help but agree with the tiny birds praise. The man was smoother than the Fonz any day of the week.
Ryo made to approach but Genesis broke her path. His low-cut red dress swayed as he strutted across the field. He stole Scarlet's dress again… he certainly looks better in it then she ever did. The Crimson Commander didn't acknowledge the woman, caught up in his performance as he was.
"Infinite in mystery is the gift of the Goddess…" His hips jut to the side and the long slit along the dresses length showed generous leg, "We seek it thus… and take to the skies."
The man's hand whipped up into the air as he struck a pose. He drifted upwards into the sky and began to glow and sparkle in the same sort of manner as a Sailor Moon transformation. He brought his beloved copy of Loveless to his chest and looked out at her with such a moving expression of vulnerability on his lovely face. He spun once more in the air and burst into blinding light.
Ryo sat up in her bed with a gasp and blinked groggily. She gave her darkened bedroom a quick once over before staring off at the far wall in confusion. Her face scrunched as a bewildered expression filled her face.
"What the fuck..?"