Okay, let's do this!

Natsu was shocked. Did Acnologia not recognise him? Sulking, he decided to welcome the blast of power, it couldn't kill him. Maybe he could eat it.

So that's what he did.

Unfortunately the force of the attack blew the entire island under water. The Magic council, and Acnologia, fled.

"CRAP! That was Natsu I hit! Ah well he's not dead anyway..." was said dragons thoughts.

-Seven Years later-

..su

...astu

NATSU! WAKE THE HELL UP!

Our (anti) hero awoke suddenly, looking at his guild mates. They looked older and fatter than before. Maybe he missed a few years? Shrugging his shoulders, he pointed out his observation. Apparently, he was sleeping for 7 years!

He had to find Zeref, but first he must get started on his plan. He'd have to get the weaker, woman half of the guild first, and who's a better guinea pig than good old 'Luce'.

(A/N: THE GMG IS HELD BACK A FEW MORE MONTHS FOR THIS TIMELINE)

Once they settled back into the guild, he noticed Evergreen and Elfman staring at him in awe. The Magic had been growing for 7 years, and just before Acnologia had shown up, Natsu placed a faint spell over the whole island, so the spell should work when re-activated.

Grinning, Natsu pulled Lucy away from the guild.

"Natsu, what are you doing?"

"Luce, what am I to you?"

Lucy stepped back. "Wha? Natsu, you are my partner, my best friend, that's what you-"

Before she could finish, Natsu casted his spell, both of their eyes glowing.

"You're my... Hero! You are my everything, my inspiration, my light! I'd be lost without you!"

Natsu grinned evily.

"Lucy, if you are that devoted to me, give me all your keys, and bring me every female of Fairy tail, in restraints so they can't escape."

"Of course Natsu-Sama!"

Lucy dumbly handed her keys over to Natsu, who politely took them from her hand. He would remember to lock these up in a magic-proof safe.

When Lucy left, he decided to go to Elfman and evergreen and see what they are up to.

"Natsu-Sama!" They stood to attention.

"Hello. What have you two been spending your time on?" Natsu needed to know, so the two don't act suspicious.

"Just sitting up here, not telling anyone what we saw! That stays between us!"

"Good. Has anyone spoke to you?"

"Yes, we just casually replied like we normally would."

Perfect.

"Great work, keep it up you two!"

Casually, Natsu strolled into the guild. There were no females.

"Hey Natsu," asked our favourite ice stripper, "have you seen any of the girls? They all seem to have gone missing."

"No, but if I do, I'll tell you."

Stealing a free drink from the bar, Natsu went to find Lucy. What he didn't expect to find was Lucy in the middle of an abandoned building, cuffing the guild g woman with magic compressing cuffs. She was wearing an army jumpsuit, with war paint under her eyes.

"Lucy, what's this?"

"Natsu-Sama!" Lucy cheerfully called, "I got all the ladies you asked for! I cuffed them all, so you can do what you want with them. I just want them to love you like I do. You deserve it."

Natsu wasn't even gonna ask how she did it. He decided to have some fun.

the actual chap was only 560 words! I'm so sorry! The next chap might have lemons or something similar, so watch out.

thanks for reading!

-Vanilla