Salute, mes amis! Maintenent, ouvre le livre ...okay, time to stop with the french. I've been speaking it lately. Not that I'm fluent in it, but I know some. But, here is ze new chapter! Ready and waiting for your pleasure! (spoken with bad fake French accent)

I don't own FF VII or any of her characters. I just use them. Enjoy!

"I wish we could see what's happening. I told Rude to tape it for us, for blackmail purposes." Reno was lounging on the couch with Yuffie beside him, giggling every so often at the plan she had set in motion. He pulled her closer, laying light kisses on her neck. She giggle again, and shook her hair out of the way.

"Don't worry. Miyuki has the most stunningly beautiful hair in the world. Without the use of materia. Plus, she's geisha trained. She'll have Rufus eating out of her palm in no time." Yuffie turned her head to look at him, which only led Reno to kiss her throat. "You're very bad for doing that, Reno."

"Hmm, you like it. You always say that when you like it." He gently bit her neck, making her gasp slightly. Reno grinned against her neck, trailing kisses to her mouth. She was the one to deepen the kiss, one of her hands coming up to tangle in his hair. He loved it when she did that. It was something she did subconsciously, and Reno had no intention of telling her just how much he loved it. She would stop doing it subconsciously then.

"How do you do that?" She asked a bit breathlessly when he returned his attention to her neck.

"Do what, Kitten?" Yuffie smiled at the name he used. It was a private nickname, one he only used when he was dead set on getting her in bed.

"Make me want you so badly with just a kiss."

"Cause I was made to please you." She almost laughed out loud. The idea was absurd, but it was true. Yuffie made no argument when Reno picked her up and brought her to the bedroom, gently kicking the door shut. He kissed her hungrily after kicking off his shoes. It was like he couldn't get enough of her.

"You're randy today."

"You expect me to behave around you? And do you have any idea how long it's been since I've been laid?" Yuffie grinned, remembering just how large his sexual appetite was. It matched her own appetite. That was one reason they had gotten together in the first place. Not many people could keep up with either of them.

"No, tell me." Reno bit her neck again as he started undressing her.

"Too fucking long."

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Rufus was looking at the woman before him with amazement. It wasn't the fact that she was dressed in a traditional Wutain silk kimono, or that she had grace and manners that put a princess to shame. Her face held a simple beauty, one that would stand out in a crowd yet remain unnoticed by most people.

It was her hair that held him. It cascaded down her back in a black waterfall, catching the light like a prism. He watched it move, wanting to stroke it. It fell well past her hips, loose despite it's length. Most women with hair that long wore it in a braid or pinned up. Hers was open to the breeze that wandered in over the garden wall of the tea house he was in. The breeze toyed with her hair as he wished to do, teasing him.

"Doesn't it tangle?" The woman looked up from the tea she was pouring. He watched her hair fall perfectly back into place, looking as though it had never been moved at all.

"Pardon?"

"You're hair. How do you keep it from being tangled?"

"It stays that way."

"You mean it's natural?" He asked in amazement. She nodded, moving her head to one side so that the hair on her shoulder fell to her back. "Amazing."

"Do you like my hair, Rufus-san?"

"Very much."

"Perhaps I will allow you to brush it for me, someday."

"Promise me you'll allow it, and I'll return to Wutai for no other reason." She laughed gently, just as the breeze once again toyed with her hair. "Promise me." He said again, holding out his hand for hers. She laid her hand in his, her skin rose petal soft. Rufus held it gently, noting her perfectly manicured nails. They were natural, and longer than most women could keep without going artificial. Not a paper cut was to be seen on her hand.

"Very well. You may brush it. You will have to return several times before I allow it, Rufus-san."

"As you wish." Miyuki stood up then, and in a few graceful steps was beside him, still with her hand in his. She sat down, so close that Rufus could smell the lily-scented perfume she wore. "Is it not against custom to do other than serve me tea, Miyuki-chan?"

"This is my tea house, and my private garden. I will do as I please here. Do you wish me to return across the table?"

"No! No, stay right where you are." She smiled again at him, the breeze pushing a few strands of hair across her face. Before long, Rufus found himself laying down with his head on her lap, her feeding him small pieces of fruit from a platter he had not noticed was there before. He felt that she was allowing this action, as though she were a goddess that deemed him worthy of her attention. She smiled serenely down at him, stroking a lock of hair from his face with a gentle touch. Her finger barely touched his forehead.

Rufus thought himself greatly daring for taking her hand before it was withdrawn and kissing her fingertips. Her smile widened slightly before taking her hand back and offering him another piece of fruit.

Rude was hidden among some bushes, camcorder in hand and aimed at Rufus. He was actually smiling. This would provide him and Reno with years worth of blackmail. Life would be sweet when they returned to Midgar.

I don't know about you guys, but I can SO see Rude smiling like a cheshire cat taping that scene. I love it. Heee. Another chapter is along on it's way, merrily teasing you into wanting more...look for it soon!

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