If you're confused about this story's plot, it's probably because it's a sequel, so I suggest reading "Master Wrong" first.


Chapter 3 - Lord, Please

Meatwad snuck out of the house, without Frylock knowing, shortly after Olivia left for work, as he wanted to meet up with her during her shift. But when he got to the mall, he got more than what he bargained for…which he wasn't complaining.

He found the green Furry asleep at one of the tables in the Starbucks she worked, as she rested her head on her arms and snored softly. And as Olivia slept, he hopped up onto one of the chairs beside her and attempted to steal the pregnancy tested from her company apron's front pocket.

(How did he know she had a pregnancy test? Who knows? Just roll with it.)

But just when Meatwad successfully slipped it out of the pocket without waking her up, he suddenly lost his balance and fell off of his chair, pulling on Olivia's apron and waking her up with a start.

But when she looked around and couldn't find anyone, she stretched and yawned, and stood back up to get back to work since she figured her break was probably going to end soon.

And as Meatwad remained hidden under the table, he giggled childishly yet evilly at the pregnancy test, as he rolled out of the Starbucks.


"Hey, Shake. Shake. Shake?"

Meatwad snuck into Olivia's house to find Shake, but he was slumbering deeply on the living room couch, as his ridiculously loud snores made it nearly impossible for him to hear Meatwad.

"Damnit! Wake up!" Meatwad snapped when he ran out of patience, and Shake woke up with a snort and slurped up the drool on the side of his face.

"Huh…wha…hey, what the hell are you doing in here? HOW did you get in here?!" Shake mumbled at first, but he wasn't very happy when he saw Meatwad.

"You left da back door unlocked, but dat's not important. Here, check dis out," Meatwad replied while grabbing out the pregnancy test and handing it to Shake.

"What is this? Why are you giving this ta me?" Shake questioned in annoyance while examining the box and shaking it.

"Why else would I give you a pregnancy test?" Meatwad asked grimly.

"Did some spider rape you again?"

"No. I'm not da one dat's pregnant—but dere IS someone you know dat's pregnant."

"Someone I know? Really?"

"Yeah."

"Ok, and I should care because WHY…?"

"Ok, fine! If you don't wanna hear no dire secret, den by all means—fuck me," Meatwad growled while snatching the box back, and he immediately left the house while slamming the door.

"I should fer wakin' me up from my nap, ya little parasite," Shake hissed before closing his eyes to get back to his nap.


When Olivia came home from work, which was always either five or six in the afternoon, she felt more tired than usual. But when she walked through the front door, Shake was already waiting there for her with a scowl.

"What's with the look?" she questioned while closing the door behind her.

"You're hiding something from me," Shake stated matter-of-factly.

"Hiding what?" Olivia asked in denial.

"There you go answering a question with a question again."

"But you didn't ask a question."

"No, I didn't. But if I did, you would STILL answer my question with another question."

"Shake, what's going on? Why are you so nosy all of the sudden?"

"I told you I'd get you ta spill when ya got home, and I ain't givin' up that easily."

"Seriously, what's gotten into you?"

"What's gotten inta me is that I don't like it when people keep secrets from me, especially when those people blow me because they care."

"Yes, I care—I care when my partner can't respect my personal bubble," Olivia growled while hanging her uniform and jacket up on the coat hanger, and then retreated into the kitchen.

"And I care when my partner suddenly turns into a little cunt," Shake growled back while following her, "so I should ask YOU what's going on."

"It's just that time of the month again for me, Shake, it's natural. Now, leave me alone." With that, Olivia grabbed a bag of potato chips, and angrily stomped into the bedroom and slamming the door behind her.

Shake wasn't happy since he was planning to do a better job of getting information out of Olivia. But it was a mission: failed. But Shake also wasn't going to give up that easily on he; he was going to need help.

The milkshake immediately ran out of the house and across the street, and he rapidly knocked on the front door of his "brothers'" house. And the door soon opened to reveal Meatwad, but the meatball instantly scowled at the sight of Shake.

"Oh…it's YOU," Meatwad hissed and retreated back into the house, "it's for you, Frylock!"

Frylock eventually came out when he heard his name, and he was confused to see Shake paying them a visit.

"Hey, Shake. What're you doin' here?"

"Have you been talking with Olivia recently?" Shake asked flatly.

"W-what…?" Frylock stammered, but Shake was too dense to notice the nervousness in his tone.

"Something's up, and Olivia won't tell me what it is…I was hoping you knew something 'cause I can't get it outta her."

"Uh, nope. No secrets. But maybe you should-."

"Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute! I didn't ask about any secrets, I asked if you've been with Olivia at all recently," Shake suddenly pointed out with suspicion.

"What the-? Since when did YOU get so smart?" Frylock asked with shock.

"…I really don't know," Shake replied slowly, but then he went back to glaring at Frylock, "now, tell me what Olivia's hiding, dammit!"

"Look, even if she IS hiding something—and I'm not sayin' she is—that's between you and her. I don't want anything ta do with it. So, you take it up with Olivia."

"Why else would I came ta you fer help?! 'Taking it up with her' CLEARLY didn't fuckin' work!"

"Whoa, whoa, calm down, Shake."

"I AM CALM!"

"Ok, look…I do know something—Olivia's sick, and her illness is very fatal, so she asked me for help. Ok?" Frylock sighed in defeat, hoping Shake wouldn't be able to tell he was lying.

"Alright, now, was that so hard? Thank you for telling the truth. You've been a good boy, Frylock. If I was Santa, I'd give ya presents!" Shake rambled on with a smile as he headed back across the street, and waved back at Frylock before going back into Olivia's house.

"Lord, PLEASE, give him the strength to be a good father," Frylock quietly prayed.


You're gonna have to pray A LOT more for a miracle like that, Frylock.

So, Meatwad doesn't seem to be too happy about Olivia being pregnant and Shake not knowing. Why? Maybe we'll find out why, and maybe we won't.

Until the next chapter, I'm TRikiD, bye-bye!