Me: AGAIN!!
All: Sigh in exasperation
Alphonse:
To be constantly mistaken for Edward,
I'm NOT ED!
To have your head thrown at a random person,
MY HEAD!!!
Wanting to viciously murder someone but not being able to,
Twitch, twitch …
To have an affinity with cute kitties,
Cat meows from inside armor and Edward glares You know it's still raining outside right?
Sticking by your brother even though he almost killed you,
O.o… Ed never tried to kill me…
Denying the pre-mentioned fact your brother almost killed you in the process of brining your mother back, which failed,
O.O Ed STILL didn't try to kill me that was an accident…
Staring in many Shonen Ai fics with your brother as your lover,
Ed's a virgin… and so am i…
Never crossing your mind that Incest is a VERY BAD IDEA,
Ed's not my lover he's my brother…. Incest is gross…
Freaking out when you find out Roy is your brother's lover,
Roy and Ed? o.0 Since when?
Having to constantly look over your shoulder for fear of swarms of fangirls,
O.O… They swarm?
Having to put up with fans telling you that you're the definition of: "Sexay",
No more! Please, I'm not the definition of anything other than: "Walking Trash Can!"
Having to blush furiously when Edward walks in while you were playing with rubber ducks in the bathtub once you had gotten your body back,
0.0… Sheeeeooooottttt…. (Sheot Shit)
There are things you may not want stuck in your family album, but to fix that is Flame alchemy and Armor bound with your soul.