Me: hah! The sequil to Teen Trouble gave me an idea!
Tara: Ok, kate, what now?
Me: besides me deeming the plan of world domination with miniskirts and muffins a failure? Another A La Master Card interview thingy thing!
Tara: You're nuts…
Me: Doughnuts? Where?
A/n this one's a little random… cause I kinna get in a fight with him…
Roy:
To have Hawkeye keep deeming your plan to become fuehrer and force the women of the military wear mini skirts a failure while eating YOUR doughnut,
Don't worry about that, Karma will kick her ass sooner or later…
To have Hawkeye's dog hate you in a way that it wants to consume your flesh, and get away with it on sheer cuteness alone,
O.o… and to think I keep giving it stakes when ever I can…
To have a vast army of fan girls at your every beck and call,
Rally? I thought those were people who wanted to join the military… 0.o…
To have your name mentioned with Hawkeye's at any given chance as if you two were lovers,
0.o… Yah I don't think so…
Having several people imply Edward's your GAY lover,
Yah, problem right there. Ed likes Winry and I like Hawkeye…
To have a crazy author write a scene where Ed finds out you screwed Hawkeye and you claim it was rape,
Yah, you can't rape the willing sweet cakes…
To get on the nerves of the crazy writer but find she won't do anything to you cause she likes you,
My sexy-smart-ass-ness triumphs!
To have the author get SOOOO annoyed with you she would sick Black Hayate on you having the dog rip your bowels out,
That's kinna harsh…
Can you stop being Roy Mustang for two god damn seconds,
No…
Why the FUCK not (Sounds like Tara's word "Fucknaught"),
Because I AM Roy Mustang…
To get in a fight with the author of an interview master card thing,
She won't win, because she's typing my responses…
Oh yah? To get humiliated by the Caught in the Act series because of a crazy author by having Ed and Al find you cleaning your office with a pink apron like a girl,
Touché… you truly DO win things…
There are some things you just have to put up with in life. But for everything else there's anime, manga, and crazy fan fiction writers who get an inspiration from a karaoke session on the bus home from school.
This really happened! I got the inspiration from a karaoke session with James, Tara and myself, more over Tara and I were doing all the singing and James was merely laughing at us… in the back of the bus when I started singing parts and chucks of L'ArcEnCiel's "Ready steady Go!"