"It all started back in 1993" Amy said. "The world of SEGA was still popular and exciting, and there was no Shadow or Big the Cat bullshit."
I reeled back in shock cuz Shadow is my faves.
"Anyway, Sonic was starting his new adventure, looking fly as usual. He's so attractive lol. I wanted a hot slice of his ass, so I began to follow him. Unfortunately, Metal Sonic whisked me away to Robotnik's lair."
"I thought his name was Eggman" I said, but she slapped me because I interrupted her.
"While I was in his boss-stage, He and I tried to start a podcast channel, however, the internet wasn't as widespread at the time. Which sucked because our downloads weren't as high a projected. I was especially disappointed in this and I cried for a bit. One day Robotnik was in his room mumbling about the podcast scene and how good our podcast was supposed to be. I didn't see him for the next day but I was just in my room kicking my legs on my bed thinking about Sonic. I love Sonic lol."
"The next day I tried cocaine. I was jumping up and down, screaming about how 'We don't want no rock and roll.'"
I was taken back to a song from my childhood, but I can't quite remember what it was. All of the sudden I heard a faint bass lick from Invisible.
"She has great power within her. It's because the cocaine has Chaos Emerald dust scattered within it. I can sense it." Invisible whispered.
"Really?" I asked, because I didn't understand and I needed affirmation that what he said was legitimate.
"No." He replied. "I just wanted to screw with you."
Invisible walked out after intentionally knocking over a shirt rack. I could tell he was leaving because the bass riffs were getting more and more faint.
Amy had her head down behind the register. I think she had a cold or something because I heard a quiet series of snorting and sniffing sounds. I left too, because I wanted to leave and walk into another store.
Walking out, I noticed more wooden stores with my eyes. "Amy sucks." I told Invisible. He didn't say anything but I assume he nodded.