SCHOOL'S OUT FOR THE SUMMER! Trouble is, I'm only at home for two weeks and two days of the holidays... Anyways, I'm bored at the minute, so you get another glimpse into my mind, which will provide some very nice evidence if you decide to send the men in white coats after me. Please don't, though. I rather like inflicting my complete and utter insanity on you...

Disclaimer: Do I look like Andrew Lloyd Webber or TS Elliot?

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"Teazer," a voice said from behind. Rumpleteazer turned to see Mungojerrie standing there, a strange look in his eyes. "I've been meaning to do this for a while now."

The stripy tom advanced slowly towards her until he was barely a whisker's width away from his partner in crime, Rumpleteazer's eyes dropping closed as she inhaled his scent. His warm breath tickled her cheek as he leaned in close and gently placed his arms around her neck, drawing her close to him. His paws lightly brushed the fur on the back of her neck, sending shivers up and down the queen's spine.

Rumpleteazer reached a paw up to her neck just as Mungojerrie drew back, and gasped softly.

"How'd you know I wanted these pearls, Jerrie?"

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Hehehe...