Bachelor Parties And Weddings
Artemis decided to have a bachelor party for no apparent reason.
He went to the pub and got completely and utterly drunk. He met a lap-dancing Possum and accidentally got married.
When he woke up he realised what he had done and ran home.
"Holly I'm sorry, please forgive me and become a lap dancer." He then started flirting with the wise cracking owl next to him.