Chapter two: Broom-Yuga!
I took a long glare outside to the weird- i mean real world. I see hovering objects in the sky and traffic wasn't moving soon. I guess we'll have to make it by walking... actually teleporting but the problem with teleportation is that we are only allowed to use it every 15 minutes.
I began to walk on the footpath and as i turned behind me, i see Xiba cheating and actually had hover boots which he used to hover above Leixia and i.
"Get. Down. Here." I growl through my teeth while using my index finger to point downwards.
Xiba obediently walks the spot i pointed at and i forcefully rip off those boots off his feet and disposed of them down the drain near us. I had finally proven my point, Xiba and hovering things don't last long.
"You're so mean, Kilik!" Xiba said rolling his eyes as he pouts.
"Yeah yeah, sometimes in life, you just don't get what you want... especially being stuck with you two brats." I said, with myself whispering the last part.
After fifteen minutes of walking on our feet, Leixia yelps. I turn around instantly, regretting the moment i had ever left Kali-Yuga at home seeing as something was causing Leixia to yelp like that... Ah! she was actually crying with streams of tears down her cheek.
"Xiba is so mean!" Leixia said holding her right arm, "Xiba gave me a hickey!"
"That's not a hickey, no where near it and i didn't even do anything to you. Stop lying just because you found that out after walking." Xiba replies.
"No! Aiyaa, Maybe I'm allergic to walking! Take me home, Uncle Kilik!" Leixia sobs fake tears.
I turn my head around and continue to walk, "There wont be a home for you to be in if we don't catch up to your parents!" I mutter.
I figured with these two brats around, teleportation would be best used right at this moment but we had just passed it a few miles back. I glance behind my shoulder, perhaps if we walk back to that teleportation it would take...
"5 minutes but with hover boots, possibly... 2.5 minutes." Xiba said coolly as he crossed his arms while giving me a smirk.
I stopped walking and shot Xiba a glare that seem to say, 'i have taught you well' as well 'Don't ever be smarter than me again'.
Leixia raised an eyebrow, she absolutely had no clue what was going on and i was glad for that because if Leixia were to become a big-headed kid like Xiba then i would consider suicide.
"It's more like your head is big!" Xiba said.
Ridiculous! Was i saying my thoughts out loud? Why does Xiba know what I'm saying? Ah, that brat probably guessed but it was a pretty spot on guess.
Leixia flinched with fear while pointing her shaky forefinger at me, "Uhm, Uncle Kilik... Has your eye always twitched like this before?"
I felt both my eyes and indeed, one of them were twitching out of my will, possibly because of Xiba.
"Haha! Nothing to worry over." I reassured.
"You sure it's not just acting up over old age?" Xiba joked, "Oh snap, old man!"
This time i could really feel that one of my eyes twitching. Leixia was a smart kid when it came to danger and she hid behind Xiba while grabbing hold of his ear and pulling on it while cursing in it.
"Xiba... i think you have something to tell me." I said gritting my teeth together. Leixia yelped before pursing her bottom lips, she was definetely scared of this angry Kilik.
Surely Xiba is going to die today if the next thing that comes out of his mouth is not an apology. Xiba raised an eyebrow and i could see a question mark floating above his head... that's it! I rolled up the sleeves of my shirt but just as i was about to take a step forward, Xiba yelped in pain while holding his 'pride and joy' and fell onto his knees.
"Now apologize!" Leixia said.
"I'm sorry!" Xiba cried.
Seeing Xiba in such pain really made me... satisfied. Smiling happily with my arms crossed, i realized i was someone who enjoys other people's pain?
"You sadist!" Xiba growls as he looks at me with narrowed eyebrows and tears of stream leaving his eyes.
I could see that the people around us were looking at us with such suspicion, even the drivers on hover vehicles had stopped to watch us. Leixia was slowly getting angry and started cursing at those bystanders and telling them to get lost.
I face-palm, this was practically our neighbourhood and most of the bystanders were my neighbours. Great... just wait until the local news rob me out of my cool personality!
"Leixia! You foolish child! Do you want to find your parents or not?" I growl.
"...Maybe." Leixia said smirking and crossing her arms, "Or maybe I'd like to stay with you, Uncle."
Leixia winked at me...? The hell's that suppose to mean? She told me that wink was her killer move, the move to make any male faint in love... why does she want me to faint in love with her? Well anyways, i suppose it was no longer a killer move because i wasn't effected. I merely raised an eyebrow but she suddenly looked away and flushed.
"Just pick up Xiba and carry him. Let's get out of this neighbourhood." I mutter as i message my temples.
Xiba quickly rose and waved his arms frantically at Leixia's face, "No! I'm up! I don't need a girl to carry me!"
I proceeded out of this neighbourhood, screw teleportation! I'll just use the next closest one in the other town. With two teenagers complaining behind me, just how will i get through this? It has already been 2 hours and I've already resorted to suicide... this was more difficult then trying to kill Nightmare. I place a palm on my forehead.
"Uncle Kiki! I need to go to the toilet." Leixia whines.
I glare back at her while saying, "Then go in your shorts! I don't care! Just give me peace!"
"Kilik, I'm hungry." Xiba says.
Did my forehead just pop a vein or was i just imagining it? I glare back at him and say, "Then eat your clothes and be quiet!"
Ah, finally. Did those two finally shut up? I look over my shoulder to see them crying quietly... I presume i was a bit too harsh on them. I only turn back forwards before saying, "Then let's hurry to the next teleportations and go to Japan. We'll pay visit to Uncle Maxi."
The two teenagers exchanged looks before cheering and forgetting all their worries and saying, "We'll get presents!"
I only smack my hand on my forehead, these kids are what? 16? And they still don't know that you get presents when the OTHER party visits you? Stupid kids but at least they learnt to be quiet.
6 minutes had passed and we had finally reached the other town's teleportation, though there was a gigantic line. Xiba and Leixia began to complain.
"I thought all you did in teleportation was just say where you wanted to go and you'll teleport there! Just why is there this line here?" Leixia growled.
"Keep it down, Leixia. There is multiple reasons why someone would take this long but I'll only tell you one of the main reasons; there is probably something out of order in the teleportation box and that's how a line is formed. Only once when it's fixed, will the line begin to move faster then going to the toilet." I explained as i chuckled at the last part knowing that Leixia had been busting to go for the past 6 minutes.
"You Jerk! Can't the line go any faster?!" Leixia whines as she begins to hop around.
"Don't do that, you'll lose your spot in the line so get back here and bear with it!" I angrily spout, dragging Leixia behind us before another couple had joined the line behind her.
"Hurry up and fix the goddamn teleportation box, you slowcoaches!" Xiba yells.
Xiba was ready to kill somebody, he is so angry that he decided to almost punch the guy in front of us... but i grabbed the wrist of the fist instantly and flipped him over, causing him to fall on his butt.
"Hey, i get that you're hungry but just wait. You've already bear with it for 6 minutes but will it kill you to bear with it for another 6?" I said while glaring into Xiba's eyes.
Xiba nodded his head, "Yes! It would, I'm starving!"
I let go of his wrist and began to walk out of the line. I glance back at the two teenagers; "Forget this! Let's go find ourselves a restaurant, it's getting late anyway."
Oh, how i did regret it because now two kids were screaming out of excitement while following me close behind; asking me all sorts of question like 'What's our spending limit' and 'What food we're going to have'.
We arrive to the nearest restaurant and dine in since the teleportation's line probably wouldn't be moving anytime soon as i can see through the window. Leixia and Xiba were fighting over what to eat... If only i bought Kali-Yuga with me, they would have had a taste of my wrath.
Hmm, speaking of which... I shouldn't had left my beloved rod unguarded in my house. Just where had i put that thing?... Oh no!
I stood up from the table with my fist slammed down onto the table, my mind was frantic. Just what the hell did i just do? I forgot to draw down my windows... and the lounge room's window can be seen from the front yard and Kali-Yuga was placed down on the table which is visible if you walk passed my front yard and look in... gulping. I quickly jump passed waiters and other customers and yell for those two kids to not fail me and follow quickly.
Honestly, i didn't care if they stayed or not but i was not going to let them slow me down. Kali-Yuga in the wrong hands will definitely... no! Forget it! If it's missing then this world... will be...
I forget to find my card key and instead kick down the door immediately to walk into my lounge room. Ah, thank god Kali-Yuga still lays on the table. I grab Kali-Yuga and embrace it and rub it against my face. I know i probably look stupid right now but what the hell.
Wait, did the rod just shiver? I stare at it while narrowing my eyebrows and squinting my eyes. I hear panting of Leixia and Xiba behind me. Leixia whacks me wit her hand on the back of my head... Ouch!
I dropped Kali-Yuga and rub my painful head.
"Just what the hell were you thinking?!" Leixia shouts as she throws another one of her blows but i caught her wrist with my free hand.
"Sorry, I take full responsibility but i nee-"
"Kilik, the rod was just moving slightly on it's own and there's hardly any wind." Xiba said pointing with his forefinger at the rod on the ground.
"Yeah, i did notice that when i looked over Kilik's shoulder." Leixia agreed as she had too narrowed her eyebrows and tapped a finger on her lip repetitively.
The rod suddenly hovered into the air. I could guess that Leixia and Xiba exchanged looked before linking hands and jumping up and down screaming, "Hover rod!"
I turn around with a glare, "That's the lamest thng I've ever heard in my life. Kali-Yuga has never hovered in this lifetime and it never will! I will not believe such a troublesome weapon could!"
The rod flew and swiped Leixia and Xiba off their feet and they were sitting on Kali-Yuga like it was some broom. At that moment, i had to recognize the rod for it's new special talent but why did it have to mimicked a broom?!
No, If Kali-Yuga really was a hovering item then... I look at the two kids who were on the rod while flying it like crazy and were flying in high speed that their hair looked like it were to rip out of their heads. Oh no, don't tell me that my precious Kali-Yuga wouldn't last being around these two troublemakers!
I face-palm with my eyes closed while cursing through my breath but it seems we have no more problem with teleportation since we have found our new way of transport. Well then, might as well give it a new name... Welcome to the trip, Broom-Yuga!
Note: malissachainsaw; Of course! I'll be sure to add Natsu and Maxi into the scenes! And thank you for being the first to review :D