A/N: You asked for updates, so here you go :) Like I said in the last chapter, this chapter is about The Potter Puppet Pals' "The Mysterious Ticking Noise". Enjoy XD


The next day, they all gathered in the same place as the day before, the Great Hall at Hogwarts. This time, however, they were eager to begin, and they sat in anticipated silence until Dumbledore walked in.

"Great, we're all here. Let's get started."


The music started as a sign came onto the screen. It read 'The Potter Puppet Pals'. When it disappeared, another sign came up that read 'The Mysterious Ticking Noise'. A ticking noise started and an odd-looking Snape puppet appeared. The real Snape frowned, but no one said a word.

"Hmm... What is that mysterious ticking noise? Not over here... Not over there... Hmm... Kind of... Catchy..."

Then he started to sing to the tune of the ticking.

"Snape, Snape, Severus Snape. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape."

A Dumbledore puppet popped up.

"Dumbledore!

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

Dumbledore!"

Ron's puppet joined in.

"Ron, Ron, Ron WEAsley! Ron, Ron, Ron WEAsley!"

Puppet Hermione appeared.

"Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, Hermione Hermione.

Then, puppet!Harry started to sing.

"Harry Potter, Harry Potter, UHN! Harry Potter, Harry Potter, UHN!"

They all sang simultaneously for a few moments before all of the puppets except for Snape and Harry dropped below the stage.

"SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPEHARRYSNAPEHARRYSNAPEHARRY-

DUMBLEDORE!

HEEERMIONE!

DUMBLEDORE!"

They all resumed singing simultaneously for a few moments, then they all started to sing the same thing.

"Singing our song, all day long at HOOOOOGWAAAAARTS!

Then, puppet!Ron walked to the side of the stage and announced,

"Hey, everyone! I found the source of the ticking! It's a pipe bomb!

YAAAAAAY!" They all yelled, until the bomb exploded with an explosion of cloth (which is what the puppets were made of) and light.

"We're all so DUMB!" Ron said in disgust.

Then, Voldy puppet walked onto the screen.

"Mwahahahaahahaaaaa!

Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh, Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!"

And a "The End" sign popped up.

Voldemort burst out laughing, and he sounded like a maniac.

"You said that we were going to learn why introducing our world to Muggles was bad-" Fred (or George...?) started.

"-And I'm starting to see your point," George (or Fred...?) finished in disgust.

Meanwhile, Voldy kept laughing. Tears of laughter were even starting to fill his EEEEVIIIIL eyes. "They all blow up! And- and- I start SINGING!" He burst into another wave of mad laughter.

Everyone else walked away.

"THEY BLEW UP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"


A/N: Thanks for reading and for all your favs and follows! It means a lot to me!

And thank you very, VERY much to EmberskyofShadowclan for your review! I love your pen name, by the way- Warriors series, right? I love those books XD

Remember, the more you review, the more I update!

Thanks again!

-Breeze

P.S, I need a vote- The next chapter is going to be another Potter Puppet Pals, so here is the question- should I do Snape's Diary or Draco Puppet? Please submit your answer in a review! :) :) :)