Sadism Is The Most Fun A Kunoichi Has Without Taking Her Shuriken Out
Author: shutupandsing
Rating: K+ - T
Comments: Haven't updated this in a while. I've been writing up the sequel for Gaikokujin and need a drabble or two to help me sort out my thoughts.
Sai was sitting patiently on her toilet, busying himself by rolling the toilet paper out and then back up. Out and then back up. Out. Back up.
"Holy crap, would you stop it please! You are the most distracting person on the face of this entire planet and if you keep doing that, I'm going to accidentally poke myself in the eye with this eyeliner!"
She didn't know why Sai had insisted on waiting with her while she got ready for Naruto's birthday party later that evening, but she was really starting to wish she had kicked him out with Kakashi and Ino. The dark haired boy glanced up, looking as innocent as the day he was born.
"But I am bored, Sakura. How do you wish for me to remedy my situation?"
Sakure exhaled in frustration. "How do you even know how to be bored, Sai? Just because you read up on something in a book means you're capable of feeling it automatically."
Sai held up his finger. "Oh, I read somewhere that that there would be considered rude and hurtful and now I should feel sad. I am sad, Sakura."
Sakura snorted. "Doubtful, Sai. Very doubtful. I'm nearly done with my makeup, and then we can leave."
Sai stood up behind her and pushed his way next to her so he showed up in the mirror. "Why do girls wear makeup, Sakura? Is it some kind of special art?"
Sakura elbowed him for more room. "I don't know, Sai. We just like putting it on. It's pretty."
Sai chewed his lip thoughtfully. "So girls wear makeup to make themselves look prettier sometimes, right?"
"Basically." There was a long pause before Sai grinned, his eyes crinkling shut.
"Well then, you need much, much more makeup, Sakura."
Sakura punched him into her tub.