A/N: Hi again! I'm back again, and even though it's rather soon considering the fact that this story is 'second priority', see my latest Author's Note in Living in a Daydream to see why :)

This chapter is about the Potter Puppet Pal's "Ginny". Simply because I had ideas for it :D

Sorry for any errors in advance; my cat is sitting in front of the computer, and it's kinda hard to reach the keys... I don't feel like moving her, soo... XD

AAAANNND, now she's knocking over all of my school books. Great. Fantastic. Urgh.

Enjooooy!

Harry and Ginny walked in together, looked around (they were alone), and proceeded to start snogging.

What an unusual beginning, you may think. But Albus Dumbledore could see why it all fit in perfectly.

"What an appropriate moment for that," he murmured happily, making the pair jump apart. "Ten points to Gryffindor."

Harry and Ginny didn't ask.

"None of you saw Mr. Potter and Ms. Weasley's demonstration before, so you have no clue how well this fits in." The old headmaster flipped open the laptop and they all waited with anticipation as the screen loaded. The black screen gave way to the stage again, and many people groaned. On the stage were the Harry puppet, and what presumably was the Ginny puppet. There was no introduction, strangely, so Dumbledore told them all the title.

"It's called 'Ginny'." Said girl leaned forward a little, but instantly regretted her decision to come back today.

Harry: Oh, Ginny, you're so hot! You're like a stove, you're like a zesty pepper.

*facepalm* went the crowd.

I feel this connection. I don't know what it is about you, but I feel like you're my best friend- my hot best friend. You're so beautiful, like a Thomas Kinkade painting. I'm so into you.. Hey, don't move. I'll be right back. *zoooom*

Hey Ron, I was just with your sister. She's so hot, Ron. Head's up, I'm gonna date your sister.

Ron: Oh, that's wonde-

Harry: I feel bad for you, Ron. It's like you probably don't even know how hot your sister is. She's really hot.

Ron: I don't know about tha-

Harry: I'm gonna make out with your sister tonight. I'm gonna french it up. I don't need your approval!

Ron: I fully support-

Harry: *zooooms*

Oh, Ginny! Good God, girl, I can't get you out of my mind! Your freckles drive me wild, you know that? Oh, and that hair... I was just thinking, you know what would be so hot? I mean, like, really hot? If you got like, you know, a pixie cut!

"Oh God Ginny, don't you ever dare get a pixie cut," Harry said. "I'd have nightmares about this every night..."

"It's just a haircut!" an offended girl with said hairstyle called out.

"Yeah, but if I saw her with one... My puppet self is scaring me!"

"Well, I like my puppet," Voldemort said approvingly.

Like, real short and modern. I dunno, call me crazy, I just think it would really do it for me. I know what I like, and I like two things. Magic, and you. And me. Be right back. *zooms*

Ron: Hello again, Har-

Harry: AH! Don't jump out at me like that! A face like that should come with a warning!

"Join the club, Potter!" Malfoy shouted across the room.

Ron: I'm sorry, Harry. I didn't mean to frighten-

Harry: I'M FREAKING OUT, RON! I'm so nervous! I don't know how to ask your sister out. She's too hot...

Ron: Oh, no! That's quite a problem.

Harry: Look, I just need to practice. I'll be me, and you put on this bow and pretend to be Ginny.

Ron: Ooh, a roleplay!

Harry: I'll just stick this right here... Okay, Ginny. Hey, Ginny, how's it goin'? That's cool. Listen, I'm a man. You're a girl. The world could end tomorrow, for all we know!

"Yay! I'm coming in!" Voldemort said giddily.

Only a fool would wait! So c'mon, Ginny. Be my girlfriend. Be my witch.

Ron: I would love to, Harry!

Harry: You would? Oh, you've made me the happiest man alive, Ginny! I'm so happy, I could kiss you! *looks at Ron*

Ron: *looks at Harry*

Harry: *leans forward*

Ron: *leans forward*

Everyone squeezed their eyes shut.

Harry: Simulation complete.

The crowd sighed with relief, and the horrible thoughts left their heads. Thoughts of world chaos and terror everywhere.

I'm ready now! Thank you, Ron!

Ron: No problem, Harry!

Harry: *zooms* Ginny! You got that haircut!

"But... isn't that Ron...?" Hermione asked, as comprehension... horrible comprehension... dawned upon them.

It's nice. I love it! Um, wait a minute... don't move. I'll be right back. *walks to Ron* Hmmm... Hold on. *walks to Ginny* Hmph. *walks to Ron* Ah! *walks to Ginny*

Camera: shows whole stage with Ron AND Ginny.

Harry: *looks back and forth between them. turns slowly to camera.*

Well... Avada Kedavra!

The whole Weasley family turned to Harry, along with his parents and Voldemort. All were practically bristling.

Harry ran for his life.

A/N: Sorry for what felt like a weak chapter... Next time, a break from PPP!

-Breeze