A/N: Heyyy! Sorry it's been so long since I updated, but reasons :P I actually put two of my stories on hiatus yesterday. There's a poll up on my profile concerning those stories, and I would appreciate it if you'd read them and vote. "They're called Living in a Daydream" and "A Dark Lord's Anger, A Desperate Hero's Hope." Aside from that, I'll also be posting two new stories very soon, so look for those! They won't have major plots, they'll just be very crazy, which is the kind of story I like the best ;D

The majority of you voters chose Potter Puppet Pals "Wizard Swears," but I decided against doing it for obvious reasons. So. Instead, I'll still do a PPP one, but it'll be "Draco Puppet," simply because it's hilarious and I have muse for it. The list will be reshuffled, and the poll will be up soon, but only after I get votes for my other poll. So, vote on it if you want another chapter soon! Thanks :)

~Breeze

Dumbledore was feeling splendid about today's video. Last one had been a disaster, though it had been heartwarming to see even Tom sticking up for him. Today, no one would be insulted by the video. He had been so sure of it that he had only watched the first five seconds of the video. It just had that happy vibe that the last video had lacked.

He greeted everyone who entered with a cheery wave, even Tom, who looked sullen and ashamed of himself, probably because of the day before. No matter, it had happened, and it showed that he cared even slightly, which was all they could ever hope for with Tom. Progress, yes?

He wiggled his toes in his large, woolen socks in his boots as he took a seat, pulling the laptop towards him. He moved the mouse- that was what it was called, right? Or was it a rat? - a little to "wake up" the computer, and sat back, a happy twinkle in his eyes, as the screen loaded.

There were cries of outrage from around him, but he payed them no mind. The puppet version of Harry had appeared on the screen.

Harry: Hello, I'm Harry Potter!

"No you're not!" a random first year yelled, jumping up and shaking his fist. "You filthy impersonator, you!"

He quickly sat down again once he noticed all of the weird stares that were directed at him. Dumbledore hummed pleasantly.

I've been reading your YouTube comments, and though most of you appear to be completely impressed with the quality of my work-

"People are impressed with this?" Voldemort muttered under his breath. "They need me to rule the world. I need to show them what style is." He reached up to flip his hair, only to find that... he had... no... hair. He glared at Sirius and James, who were snickering and failing to hide it behind their hands.

-I've noticed one recurring request. Many of you have asked for a Draco Malfoy puppet.

Roars erupted, either with approval (from the Slytherins) or with outrage (from nearly everyone else).

What a wonderful idea!

"It is not!" Ron shouted. "Harry, is this even you?!"

Harry rolled his eyes.

I took it upon myself to bring this amazing concept into action. Here he is!

Everyone stared for a moment at the puppet, wide-eyed and mouths hanging open, before laughter erupted through the hall. Even the Slytherins couldn't hold back their laughter, and Draco was pouting, which added to the hilarious image.

Say "hello," Draco!

Draco: Hello, Draco!

The laughter grew even louder, and Draco looked infuriated.

Harry: No, say "hello" to the audience!

Draco: Hello to the audience!

Harry: How dare you make a fool of me? Why don't you tell them a little about yourself, Draco?

Draco: Hello, I'm Draco Maaalfoy!

Half of the crowd's sides were already starting to ache from the laughter, but there was more to come.

I'm totally rich, and I'm really proud that I'm Pure-blooded white! I mean, wizard! Hehehehe!

Harry: Hahahahaha! What a wonderful person!

The twins were banging their heads against the table, Hermione was wiping tears of laughter from her eyes, and even the corners of Voldemort's non-lips were starting to curl up in a smirk.

Let's learn some more about Draco!

Some music began to play, and the people who had doubled over in laughter straightened up to watch.

Draco likes hamsters,

Draco likes honey,

Draco likes toothpaste (a-chk, a-chk, a-chk, a-chk),

Draco likes money!

Draco was hiding his face in his hands, and everyone else was laughing again. Except Voldemort, but his smirk had definitely grown by a fraction.

Draco likes face paint,

Draco likes pliers.

Draco likes bowling,

Draco likes cartwheels,

Draco likes fire!

Voldemort's eyes widened, and he stared, transfixed, at the screen. While everyone howled with laughter around him, he stared at the screen, his evil smile growing wider and wider. As the whistling continued, and puppet!Draco's head fell off, he finally cracked.

"FIRE!" Voldemort jumped up and screamed, causing several people to fall off of their chairs in surprise. With maniacal laughter and a twitching eye, he yelled, "FIRE! FIRE FIRE FIREEE! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

He ran out, leaving the hall in stunned silence. Draco looked up as the video ended, looking a little pained.

"Don't tell me what I missed. I don't want to know."

Dumbledore watched the blonde carefully. It had caused him more embarrassment? But the first five seconds of the video that he'd watched beforehand had looked fine! Ah, well, he thought as he popped a lemon drop into his mouth. It was all for the greater good.

A/N: Agh. That ending. I can't... It felt weak, with too much laughter and stuff. I apologize. Tell me what you thought of it, regardless? And remember the poll for LIAD and ADLAADHH on my profile! The sooner I get votes, the sooner the poll for this will be up, and the sooner you'll get another updaaate!

And WOAH, when did I get to 42 reviews?! Thanks so much, guys! You make me happy :3

Thanks for reading :)

~Breeze