Root's Confession

by A Penguin Named Jim

Root has been harbouring a deep and and painful secret, a special love is about to emerge in the most tragic of circumstances...

Root's Confession

"Foaly, I have a confession…don't laugh. Ever since Mulch died I haven't been able to sleep"

Root began to cry. "Mulch was my wife! I also like Artemis's hair…ho ho."