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Chapter two
On with da' fun!
"Evans, Briar." A taller boy with dark red hair and striking green eyes walked up to the stool as Dita looked to Lily who still had her face hidden in her hands,
"Brother?" Dita asked, already seeing her older brother Yoshi waiting to be sorted. Lily nodded before James tried to comfort her before she glared at him and slapped his hand that was going towards her shoulder.
"RAVENCLAW!" the hat called out as Briar pouted and ran to his sister and hugged her before yelling out,
"Oh baby sister! I know we'll finally have time to get to know each other but now I must leave you! So be good and know your big brother Briar is here for you!" Lily glared at her brother
"I thought I got rid of you when you got that scholarship at the American year round school! Please just leave me alone." Lily shook her head.
"Oh don't say that Lily! You know that you just could not wait to see your wonderful brother's face again! Oh are you one of Lily's friends." Briar said taking Sasami's hand, " Enchantee, mademoiselle!" he leaned down and kissed her hand.
"BLOODY HELL BROTHER, GO SIT WITH THE RAVENCLAWS AND LEAVE US ALONE!" Lily stood up screaming making the entire school look at her.
"Miss Evans do you have anything more to say or will you allow us to continue the sorting" McGonagall said giving Lily a death look. Briar thought it would be a good time to walk to the Ravenclaw table, while Lily sat in her seat.
"So you three are from Israel" James said trying to break the silence and talked to the three new girls. Dita, Sasami, and Ryoko's mouth dropped open,
"So it must be America then!" Dita started knock her head on the table, while Ryoko strangled an imaginary neck the fact that it actually the fact that the head turned out to be Sirius' neck is a whole different story.
"Man, I am stumped!"
"Kami! We are from Japan you nitwit! You know Japan, the little island with great food, Mount Fuji, and Anime. Ah man! Now I so have a craving for rice balls!" Ryoko said frustratingly.
"I would have never guessed!" James said scratching the back of his head.
"What an idiot!" Lily said smacking the back of his head. Professor McGonagall started to turn red before yelling at the Gryffindor table,
"SORTING! CEREMONY!" the school went quiet before she took her parchment again before reading off another new student,
"Chiba, Yoshi." Ryoko and Sasami started to laugh before seeing Dita hide her face in her hands as a boy with slightly curly black hair and violet eyes walk to the sorting hat.
"Ravenclaw!" he looked at Dita before seeing the four boys sitting next to her as his over-protective big brother-ness started to kick in.
"Please go to the other Ravenclaws." McGonagall ordered to avoid another incident.
"Denton, Aoshi." Ryoko sighed before seeing her 12 year old sister walk on stage, she had silver hair in a high ponytail and golden eyes but looked nothing like her older sister, she smirked and had the hat placed on her head.
"Slytherin!" the hat yelled out as Aoshi sat down Dita leaned over to Ryoko and asked,
"Isn't she the uh… um…" Ryoko sighed before finishing,
"She's the slut." Sirius looked up from the table at the word 'slut' and looked to see who they were talking about.
"Down boy, she's twelve." Sirius seemed to be weighing his options before moving slightly closer to Dita as she was completely oblivious.
"Well, we will now start the official sorting… Aminda, Marc." A short first year with a paler skin tone walked forward nervously and sat at the stool as he was instantly sorted into Hufflepuff. The group under the yellow and black banner clapped as professor McGonagall read off the names,
"Brock, Kyle."
"Hufflepuff"
"Clark, Tye"
"Gryffindor"
"Galtman, Mei"
"Ravenclaw"
"Godel, Lia"
"Gryffindor"
"Han, Grace"
"Slytherin."
Jackson… Jann… Katz… Lauzus… Lightcap… Magee… Magen… McGullicutty… Smith…Tillinger… Weber." Were all sorted into their houses as the sorting ended with Zaslow, Cory.
Professor Dumbledore stood up again before tapping on his goblet for the school to settle down.
"A few words before the feast can start… ah… who am I joking? I'm as hungry as you all are, food first then announcements." As the last word left his mouth the tables suddenly filled with every kind of food imaginable.
"So, are you excited about the new year?" Dita asked Lily before gasping and seeing her all time favorite food sitting on the table.
"(Japanese word for rice balls)!" Dita yelled out taking one for herself and finding that they were plain as a piece of paper appeared on the table,
Tap one with your wand and say what flavor you would like, personally I find the plum flavored most enjoyable.
-Professor Flitwick
Charms
Dita smiled before tapping her wand and calling out,
"Apple" James and Sirius both looked to each other as they picked up the omusubi (rice ball) and looked to Ryoko who was eating some dumplings with chop sticks before responding without looking at them,
"Rice ball." Sasami started to eat some lo mien as she started to talk to one of the first years by the name of Zoë McGilicutty, she had bleach blond hair, tanned skin and violet eyes, she was rather short for her age and wiry.
"So where are you from?" Sasami asked as Zoë took a bite out of her dinner before answering simply,
"The ninja island of Mei's world." A few people laughed before another girl with rather messy boy short black hair and olive skin walked next to the Gryffindor table, the robes she wore indicated that she was a Ravenclaw but Zoë seemed to know her.
"Now, now Boy… no telling of our world just yet." Ryoko laughed slightly before standing up and bowing to the new girl,
"Konnichiha." The Ravenclaw smiled and bowed back before asking Zoë,
"You gonna write that part for me yet?" Zoë shrugged before the olive skinned girl sighed and sat down while poking Zoë to make her want to write something,
"Are all you American's weird?" Sirius asked looping his arm around Dita as she went paler and slapped his hand before throwing him over her shoulder as he landed on his back while she pressed her sneaker into his chest,
"Okay a little tip for you… ONE do not ever I shall repeat DO NOT EVER touch me! And TWO me and Ryoko are part American so you insult them I will kill you plain and simple." The great hall burst into laughter as Sirius stood up and walked back to the table.
"Are you okay Padfoot?" Remus asked as Ryoko started to laugh as Dita sat down as well and continued to eat her rice ball.
"I'm fine Moony." Sirius said rubbing his shoulder as Sasami started to laugh,
"Do you find this amusing?" Sirius asked a little short of a bark as Sasami nodded and explained,
"That was the second time a girl threw you across the room. I think that's funny." Before Sirius could reply to Sasami, Professor Dumbledore stood up and called out,
"A message to all students that the Forbidden Forest did not get that name for no reason, it is off limits to every student." As Dumbledore spoke his light blue eyes for some reason went to the Marauders who were (with the exception of Remus) were plotting different things to do.
"Also know that the Shrieking Shack in Hogsmead is still haunted and anyone who goes near shall receive a harmful and painful demise, oh that note I would like to say classes start on Monday and to get a good nights sleep." Every student stood up and started to go towards the large doors and to their houses.
Okay I know that, that was a crappy ending but I'm staying home from school today with a fever and sore throat so you can expect more very, very soon.
Dita: you better!
Ryoko: (muttering under breath) bitch
Dita: I heard that! (Attacks Ryoko with a hair brush)
Ryoko: oh crap, it's Canada all over again!
Your loyal writer,
Ryoko