Also #bfjg# means thoughts.
`Flora just got run over by a trickster ` oh wait that's suppose to be grandma just got run over by a reindeer .
Whoops .
Oh there goes a streaking loki running through the hallways with soap soads on his body .
#Left, right, jump, aaaaaaaaaaaand backflip#, these are the thoughts of one little Loki Odinson as he streaks ( both literally and figuratively ) past many obstacles, #No one can stop me now Mwahaha!#
Loki turned the corner.
Bang!
The nude little trickster just crashed into Legolas.
Both ended up in a heap of rumpled cloths, limbs, feathers, and soap suds.
Legolas was able to some how and I DO MEAN SOME HOW untangle himself from Loki cause they were wrapped up like a little kitten playing with thread.
Legolas shook his head to clear his bearings and when he did he cast a distasteful look accompanied by a sneer at nude Little Loki.
"Are you so SMALL that your brain is the size of a pebble in a babbling brook that you can not see where you are going," snarled Legolas as he furrowed his eyebrows downwards.
Now since Loki is sick he and he is about 300 years old he does not have a complete grasp on his magic as seen with his peacock feathers so what happened next was funny but accidental but very funny.
Loki felt a great sneeze coming on when he and Legolas crashed so after Legolas finished speaking Loki could no longer hold it in.
"AH AH AH-CHOO!" sneezed Little nude tiny Loki and what a sneeze it was.
That sneeze turned one Prince Legolas into...
A POT-BELLIED PIG!
Loki quickly fled the scene of the crime.
When Legolas realized what had happened he let out a scream of frustration but all that came out was two gruntled snorts.
Legolas the Pot-bellied pig tried to run after Loki keyword being TRIED which is kind of hard to do with a huge body and stubby legs.
It's short but i need help I have a bit of writers block for all of my stories so please HELP! Please review.