"What was that place called, Rick?" Morty asked.
"Canterlot, Morty." Rick said, "I swear all these places have something to do with ponies in the name. It's weirder than the other places we've been, Morty. And this time, who knows if we'll be home or not."
In Ponyville...
"It says here the strange beings we encountered are called Rick and Morty." Twilight Sparkle said, "And it also says that they are a species called humans. I've never studied anything about humans when I was Princess Celestia's faithful student. Perhaps she knows something. OK, everypony! We're going to Canterlot!"
"What about me?" Spike asked, "Can I go?"
"Sure, Spike." Twilight Sparkle said, "Hop on, we're going to fly!"
"Aw man! Too bad we don't have wings!" Pinkie Pie said, "I don't know if I can run that fast all the way to Canterlot!"
"Then, c'mon, Pinkie Pie." Applejack said, "Get on me. But you're going to have to hold on tight, Sugarcube."
"Woohoo! For an Earth pony, you're lightning on your hooves, Applejack!" "Aw, shucks, Pinkie Pie!" Applejack said.
"I don't have wings either!" Rarity said, "My hooves are dying over here!"
"Oh, Rarity!" Pinkie Pie said, "Quit your complaining, you silly!" "I wouldn't be so sure you'd want to go down that path, Pinkie Pie, darling." Rarity said, "Some ponies are just delicate."
"Yeah, right." Applejack said, "Let's get a move on, Rarity. We're almost there!"
"This is taking ages!" Rarity said, "Well, would you look at that? Canterlot!" "See, what did I tell ya, Sugarcube?" Applejack said.
"Hmph!" Rarity said.
