Chapter 3-The Dog and the Boy
The elevator reached the second floor, the trio quickly rushing out of it. They dashed down a long hallway
"What do you mean 'our teammate'?!", Dipper shouted over the alarm, "What's happening?!"
Dexter ignored the boy and began calling up the guards in the building, "Make sure that the threat is taken down but unharmed!" He put down his walkie-talkie and pulled out his revolver, which began to glow blue all of a sudden. They stopped at the end of the hall, where an iron door stood in their way.
The scientist began typing in some security codes for the door, overriding the security features keeping it closed in case of an emergency
"Okay, so, do you two have any weapons?", the scientist asked. Dipper and Mabel looked like they were about to speak, Dipper in fear of not having a weapon and Mabel prepared to happily present her grappling hook."Forget it, I don't care!", Dexter interrupted, "Just take these!"
He quickly pulled out a few guns from his lab coat and tossed it at the two. They glowed aqua-blue, blue lining covering the pistols, and had a faint humming noise emitting from them.
"Uh, how do I use this?!", Dipper asked nervously.
Dexter groaned in annoyance. "Oh, it's a bit complex. First, you hold it up. Then, you, listen closely, point it. And then, pull that small little thing on the bottom. It's called a trigger!", he said in a sarcastically mocking voice.
The doors clicked, signalling that they were now unlocked.
"Okay, go! GO!", the redhead yelled before running right in, the twins right behind them. The large area was circular, reminiscent of a giant spiral, as the group ran to look over the railing and looked at the floor below them.
You'd think fighting a giant demon triangle wasn't weird enough for the twins, but this thing definitely topped the weirdness charts.
The thing was large, towering over in front of them, golden fur covering its body. Its white and black eyes were wide with anger as it searched for what it should toss around next. Its limbs were stretching throughout the entire room, picking up random soldiers and throwing them around, bullets being fired randomly and the noise of screams filling the building. Its roar sent chills throughout the twins' body as long white fangs flashed in front of them, its pink maw drooling with saliva. It stood on its hind paws, charging down the hall, large footprints being left behind.
"Well", Dipper sighed, "Giant dog…Course."
The large bulldog roared as guards tried to knock it down, only for something to grow from the dog's body and toss them away. Upon closer look, Dipper realized that hands were growing from the dog's body, looking like they were stretching like rubber. Guns were about to be pulled out when something suddenly darted at them and quickly ran off, knocking the men down.
"WHAT IS THAT AND WHERE CAN I BUY IT?!", Mabel screamed.
"That is your target", Dexter explained, "The creature has shapeshifting abilities, grow in size, grow extra arms, all that junk. Just try to knock him down without actually killing him."
"HOW?!", Dipper yelled in disbelief.
"I DON'T KNOW! No, wait, I DO KNOW BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT THIS!", Dexter yelled back. He quickly ran over and jumped over the railing in an epic manner before crashing on his face on the ground.
"Why did I do that?", he groaned before slowly getting up. He looked up and groaned, "I am not paid enough for this." He quickly ran over, pulling out his gun and aiming for the creature's face, firing what seemed like a laser beam past the dog's face. The dog made a surprised noise and looked down.
Dexter walked close and cupped his hands over his mouth, "MR. THE DOG! WE NEED YOU TO CALM DOWN RIGHT NOW AND LET US EXPLAIN!"
The dog looked down and...spoke, "TELL THAT TO THE GUYS SHOOTING AT ME!"
"...AAAND it can talk. Of course", Dipper groaned.
"I know what I'm getting for Christmas", Mabel whispered to herself.
Dexter looked up confidently, "Look, this is all a big misunderstanding! Simply come down here and let us explain…"
The scientist was interrupted once someone darted from behind and crashed into him, knocking him down. Dexter only saw a white and blue blur as the being moved so quickly that not even the other guards could hit it. The giant dog saw the guards firing at the enemy, causing him to begin to attack the men again. As they kept firing at it, Dipper and Mabel realized that they needed to stop whatever was down there.
"COME ON, WE HAVE THE HELP!", Dipper yelled.
"HANG ON!", Mabel shouted. She grabbed her brother's hand and fired her grappling hook at the ceiling, wrapping itself around a pipe. She jumped over the railing, dragging her brother along with her. They screamed as they swung above the floor and towards the large beast.
"AAAAAAAAAHHH! NOT LIKE THIS! NOT LIKE THIS!", Dipper screamed in fear as they crashed into the dog's face, causing the animal to stumble pack in pain. The twins slowly opened their eyes to see that their bodies was now immersed in yellow-orange fur, tickling their faces. They were standing on the nose of the large beast.
"Oh my gosh! It feels so fuzzy! CUTENESS overload!", Mabel dramatically shouted, her pupils wide with joy.
The dog looked down at the two and growled, "HEY! What the-GET OFF!"
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a pair of arms sprouting from the dog's nose, trying to grab at the two. Dipper shrieked as he tried to dodge them. One of the arms finally snagged onto his jacket and lifted him into the air.
"GET OFF MY NOSE!", the large dog hollered, his voice nearly blowing Mabel off of his face. She began to stumble and tripped over the edge of the snout, beginning to fall. She screamed as she quickly fired her grappling hook into the beast's nostrils.
The dog shrieked, "OW! HEY! GET OUT OF THERE! PRIVATE PLACE!" He slowly reached for Mabel as she quickly reeled up, trying to avoid the enormous orange hand coming after her.
Dipper finally broke free of the hands as he ran over to help Mabel up. He turned over and looked the dog in the eyes.
"Uh, Mr..Dog, sir? Um, could you please stop trying to kill us right now?", Dipper meekly squeaked.
"HEY! YOU GUYS STARTED THIS! I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THOSE DUDES KNOCKED US OUT AND KIDNAPPED US!", the animal shouted.
"Wow, what is with these guys and tranqing?", Dipper muttered to himself.
The dog snarled, causing Dipper to squirm a bit. Mabel quickly pushed him away and ran at the beast's forehead.
"Okay, Dipper! Desperate times call for desperate TICKLES!"
She began to tickle the beast's nose and face, causing the animal to giggle and laugh uncontrollably.
"HAHAHAHA STOPIT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT TICKLES! STOP!", he snorted. His nose began to shake, feeling like an earthquake to the twins.
"Uhh, Mabel?", Dipper said both in shock that Mabel's plan was working and fear that the dog was about to sneeze. The dog sniffled, the noise of air being inhaled. Mabel noticed this and quickly ran at Dipper, knocking themselves off of the dog's snout. Dipper screamed as Mabel grabbed onto him, grappling onto the ceiling. They swung forward, still screaming as they began to swing back like a pendulum. They picked up speed as Dipper aimed his weapon at the wall behind them.
"HANG ON!", Dipper screamed as he pulled the trigger, releasing a hard-compressed beam of blue light, propelling them forward. They braced themselves as they began to swing up from under the dog's chin.
*CRASH!*
They smashed right into the dog's chin at an incredible speed, their own heads crashing into the furry,massive jaw of the mutt. The impact was so strong that the dog was dazed for a short amount of time, clearly injured. The sound of teeth clenching and growls of pain filled the room as the beast began to stumble backwards. The soldiers down below quickly ran out of the way as the animal stumbled back and fell over.
"EVERYBODY MOV! MOVE!", Dexter ordered as Jake crashed into the wall, debris and dust filling the room as he slumped downwards, causing even more destruction. As he muttered in pain, troops of soldiers ran over, aiming at him. Slowly, the dog began to shrink downwards, slowly changing from the size of freaking Godzilla to the size of a normal canine.
"Errgh...Ow…", the dog grumbled in pain, rubbing his jaw, "That's gonna leave a mark." He looked up and yelped once he saw the soldiers aim for him.
Dipper and Mabel slowly swung downwards, walking towards Dexter.
"GUNS DOWN!", Dexter yelled, "WE ARE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN!" He turned around and began to walk towards the dog, "Mr. The Dog, I wi-"
He was interrupted once out of nowhere, something knocked Dexter to the ground and pinned him down in the blink of an eye. Dipper yelped as he saw what was on top of Dexter.
The boy looked very dirty with scratched up blue clothing and bruises and cuts all over his pale white body. Strands of blond hair poked out of his white hat, which looked like the furry head of a polar bear. The boy's face poked out o the hat, a look of fury over his young face. He looked to be a teenager, a few years older than Dipper, with blue eyes and a few missing teeth. His round head stared down at Dexter as he placed a gleaming gold sword under the scientist's throat.
"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod", Dipper muttered to himself, not prepared for something like this. The soldiers quickly pointed their guns at the young boy but Dexter quickly signalled them to hold their fire.
"Mr. Human, I presume?", the redhead asked the teen.
"Where am I and why are you attacking me and my friend?!", the teen yelled in a confused and enraged tone.
"Calm down, child", Dexter ordered, "This has all been a big misunderstanding."
"SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE", Finn screamed, "Me and Jake were just chilling when your GIRLFRIEND showed up and knocked us out!"
"Girlfriend?!", Dexter asked in confusion before he began to realize what the boy meant, "Oh God, not her. Look, we are not your enemies, Mr. Human. We simply want to talk!"
"Unless 'talking' doesn't involve getting shot at, I'M NOT INTERESTED!", the child screamed. He lifted up his sword, preparing to strike at the scientist. Dipper and Mabel watched with fear when out of nowhere, someone quickly took the grappling gun out of Mabel's hands and fired it at the teen.
The teen was wrapped up in the rope as the metal hook pulled him down to the ground and off of Dexter. "WHAT THE-?!", the child screamed before someone jumped onto him, a gun pointed at his face.
She looked to be old enough to be in college, red hair flowing down her back. She wore an all-black uniform with a utility belt around her waist, multiple weapons in it. Her green eyes stared down at the boy, a subtle look of anger covering her face. She carefully looked at the child, analyzing him carefully.
"Like the guy said", she started, "We just want to talk."
"FINN!", the dog yelled, about to get up when the soldiers pointing their guns at him again. Jake gulped nervously, "Oh well, when you put it like that."
"Everyone, let's just calm down", Dexter said, slowly getting up, "Before all of this somehow gets worse." He turned to the female agent with the boy, "Do you mind?"
The agent reluctantly got off of the boy as Dexter walked up to the wrapped up brat, helping him get up to a sitting position, "Mr. Human, my name is Dexter and I am an agent of C.L.U.B."
"Oookay, so what?", Finn asked, confused.
"Our job is to help the people of other worlds and do whatever it takes to make sure that everyone is safe", Dexter explained.
Finn quickly lit up at the mention of helping people, "Did...you just say that you 'help people'?" He turned to Jake, who had a similar look of surprise and interest.
"Yes", Dexter answered, "I'm assembling a group of men and women. A group that can help stop evil and understand-"
"Stop right there!", Jake interrupted, "We're in!"
Dexter paused, confused, "...Wait, really?"
"Yeah, dude! You had us at 'help people'", Finn agreed, a smile finally spreading across his young face.
Dexter turned to the female agent, who was equally confused. The twins stood at the back as Mabel turned to Dipper, "I'm so confused that I think my brain shut off." Dipper nodded his head in agreement.
"So, wait, you want to join..just like that?", the female agent asked, equally confused, "No questions?"
"Nope. Let us join!", Jake quickly responded.
"No reluctance whatsoever?", Dexter asked.
"No. Let us join!", Finn quickly responded, not even missing a beat.
"...Can I at least finish that epic speech?", Dexter asked in a slightly embarrassed voice.
"NO!", the two adventurers screamed out. The two agents shrugged at one another as the scientist signalled for the boy and the dog to be released. The two quickly ran to each other as they both walked up to Dexter, still confused as to what to do. He didn't expect something like this to happen so quickly.
"Alright, uhhhh….umm...Soooo...follow me", he awkwardly said. He walked towards the elevators as the Pines quickly ran after him. The female agent followed from behind.
"Uhh, hey, I know I'm new to this and all but WHAT WAS THAT?!", Dipper screamed. He was still trying to grasp what he just fought and how there was a talking dog standing right next to him.
"Ah, right, forgot about you", Dexter rolled his eyes, "Pines, meet the other recruits, Finn the Human and Jake the Dog of the Land of Ooo."
"Oh, that clears it up", Dipper said both sarcastically and frustratingly.
"I'm Finn! Nice to meet you", the human boy said, waving in an awkward yet kind manner.
"S'up. I'm Jake", the small dog smiled childishly.
"Dipper. It's a pleasure to meet the guy who nearly stepped on me", Dipper greeted.
"Would it be weird to say you're not the first guy who said that to me?", Jake chuckled, awkwardly.
"DOGGY!", Mabel screamed before jumping onto Jake.
"OH MY GLOB, DON'T TICKLE ME AGAIN!", the dog screamed, waving his arms around in a frenzy.
"And that's my sister, Mabel", Dipper groaned, "Bit of a hugger."
Jake had to rip Mabel off of his face as she smiled childishly, eyes as wide as the moon.
Mabel whispered closely to Dipper, "Dude, we're about to go on adventures with a talking dog and a cute boy! This is gonna be EPIC!"
"Excuse me, child", Dexter interrupted, "But that's not happening. You're still not a member of this team."
"WHAT?!", the twins shouted.
"Even after all of that?!", Mabel yelled.
"Yeah. Why on Earth would one display change my mind. You are tough but my superiors only authorized the boy, not you", the scientist explained.
"Actually, I just got off the phone with these 'superiors' of yours", the female agent interrupted, handing a tablet to Dexter, "I told them what happened and now, they're looking forward to seeing this girl on the team."
"I'm sorry, I was supposed to give the report to the boss, not you", Dexter snarled, clearly angry at the agent.
"Yeah, well, plans change, four-eyes", she responded.
She looked down at the two kids, analyzing the two, "Don't worry, kid. You're on the team."
Mabel gasped before shrieking, "YES! I'M IN, DIPPER!" She jumped onto her brother, hugging him tightly as the two laughed.
"So, I'm guessing I do not have a say in this", Dexter moaned before being elbowed by the agent.
….
The twins were preparing their new room, Dipper putting his journal and notes onto the desk while Mabel placed stuffed animals on her bed. The two were now neighboring right next to their recruits from Ooo, who were struggling to stay awake as Dexter explained how their operation works. The female agent watched the twins as she explained the rules.
"Okay, so basically, you can only enter restricted areas with authorization from me or Dexter, you must remain as mature and focused as possible,and try not to cause any property damage."
"I make no promises on that last one", Dipper said, eyeing Mabel suspiciously.
The agent was about to leave when Mabel spoke up, "Hey, ma'am? Umm, thank you. For getting me into this team."
The agent looked down, noticing the sincerity in the little girl's voice, "It's...it's no problem, ma'am."
"Oh please, call me Mabel", the little girl smiled, holding out her hand for a handshake.
The agent faltered, nearly losing her composure before shaking the girl's hand.
"Agent Possible. My pleasure."
She left the room as Mabel closed the door behind her. She squeed, "THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!"
"Uh, Mabel, mature and focused, remember?", Dipper pointed out.
"Oh right", Mabel said, before switching to a comedically serious tone, "This is gonna be awesome."
The boy snickered as his sister hopped into her bed. "You know, how are we gonna explain this one to the others?", Mabel wondered.
Dipper shrugged, "Just tell 'em we were kidnapped by a European guy in a lab coat and taken to an alternate universe to fight interdimensional baddies."
"...Yeah, they'd probably believe that", Mabel snickered, before a frown of realization appeared, "But, what about Grunkle Stan and Ford? What about summer?"
Dipper turned around and tried to reassure his sister, "Don't worry, Mabel. This is gonna be one quick mission and then, we can go right back to Gravity Falls!"
"Are you sure?", Mabel asked.
"Of course. Trust me, everything's gonna be okay."
…..
The noise of typing and machines whirring rung throughout the large red room. Buttons were quickly pressed by the being in a rushed, angry manner. Bright red lights illuminated the room as odd symbols covered the computer. A small cylinder container glowed as a small blue and purple object shined from within.
"The satellite has been fixed", the freak smiled, "It's almost time."
Well, that took a while to write.
So, yeah, Finn and Jake from Adventure Time have now joined the group and Kim Possible is an agent of C.L.U.B. Who's the villain? Who're gonna be the next recruits? Find out next chapter!
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