Sorry about the late update. I was just going through all my fics on my phone when I noticed that I've already had the 3rd chapter waiting to be posted.

Well, anyway, here's everyone's long awaited lemon!

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Seme!Naruto x Uke!Harem

Naruto x Shino - Shikamaru

When everyone left, Naruto and Shino engaged in a passionate, heavy kiss.

FLASHBACK END

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Naruto unzipped the Aburame's jacket and threw it on the bench. Shino moaned as Naruto left a blazing trail of pleasure along his sides. He was laid out on the long table and watched as his sexy blond stripped out of his shirt and jacket. He wrapped his arms around Naruto's neck and brought him down for another tongue war.

Naruto grounded his hips onto Shino's. This caused them both to moan hotly. Shino wrapped his legs around Naruto's hips and let out a near scream when Naruto let go of his slightly swollen lips and immediately attacked his exposed neck. Naruto was careful around the near invisible pores that contain Shino's insects. He left a wet trail down to his nipples and played with them by tugging, nipping, flicking and licking. Shino moaned hotly and tangled his hands in the soft spikes of his lover's hair.

Naruto kept going southward and dipped his tongue in Shino's belly button. Shino bucked his hips.

"Na-Naruto! Please! Touch aah me!" Shino moaned out. Naruto complied and helped Shino out of his pants. He grabbed the hard cock that was exposed to the air and caused Shino to moan cutely. Naruto stroked his insect user and had his other hand massage his balls. He moaned as the sight of the shorter male thrashing.

The door to the room opened and let in another dark-haired male. This male gazed at the actions of the other two and closed the door behind him. He leaned against it and slipped his own hand in his pants. He breathed heavily as he played with his own cock and teased his nipples. When he saw Naruto starting to rim Shino, he moaned as quietly as possible and slipped his hand that was playing with his nipples down to his ass. He rocked a finger in and out and flushed as he imagined the blonde teasing and fingering him as well.

Naruto was not as oblivious as to think they were alone. He glanced over his shoulder to see a familiar dark-haired boy in the throes of self-pleasure. The blonde smirked and created a soundless-seal less clone. His clone also had a smirk on his face.

The clone sauntered down to the hot boy and caught the other's eyes.

"It's not nice to just sit there and tease me with such a show, Shikamaru. Why don't you join in?" suggested. Shika smirked and wrapped his arms around the blond's neck.

"I'd love to." He said. planted his hands on Shika's firm ass and massaged each cheek as he engaged the Nara in a passionate kiss. Shikamaru moaned and grounded his hips against the taller. He felt one of Naruto's fingers tease the tight pucker of his entrance and bucked back against it.

Shino, through the flashes of ecstasy, heard another voice and looked over to see his lover's clone tangled with a certain Nara. He was taken back to his own ride when he saw Naruto finally get rid of his pants and let his hard, long length spring into the air. Shino bit his lip as he gazed upon the organ that will be in him soon.

"Is this what you want, Shino? Do you want me to pound your ass?" Naruto asked as he swiped his dick along the bug nin's crack. Shino tightened his grip on Naruto's shoulders and moaned as he felt the heat on the place that wants the blond the most.

"Fuck yes! Please, Naruto! Pound me! Pound me with your big cock!" Shino pleaded and tried to get Naruto to enter him by moving his hips. Naruto groaned lowly and leaned down to the panting boy.

"Damn, you're so fucking sexy. Alright, here we go." He started to push in.

While this was going on, had Shikamaru naked and against the wall. The boy had his ponytail undone and was moaning as Naruto fingered him and licked along his collar. Shika's legs stayed wrapped around the blond and used one hand to play with one of his nipples. had one hand wrapped around Shikamaru's cock. It was already wet by Shikamaru cumming due to the stimulation to his collar as it is one of his erogenous zones. Naruto unwrapped his hand from Shikamaru's weeping erection and lathered his own with the other's cum. He positioned his cock at the tight entrance.

"Ready, love?" asked as he kept Shika propped on the wall. Shika moaned and licked 's ear seductively.

"Fuck me." did not need to be told twice. He slowly filled his sexy Nara who threw his head back with a loud moan. Shino did the same while arching his back. His hive was buzzing due to the pleasure overload.

"Ah! Ah! Oh yes! So big, so hot! Hah!" Shino practically screamed. Naruto and waited for their lovers to give them the okay to move. It didn't take long as the two of them bucked against the blonds to get them to start moving. The blonds gripped the brunets' hips and started thrusting in and out.

"Ah! Yes yes yes yes! Ooooh fuck! There!" Shikamaru screamed as his prostate was constantly hit. He had a line of drool down the right side of his lips. kissed the Nara fiercely but never stalled his pace.

Naruto had Shino's legs over his shoulders as he pounded into said male's tight heat. Shino's shades had been knocked off and showed his lovely violet eyes lost in pleasure. He couldn't even produce any words as he was already on edge from before.

After several more thrusts, and Shikamaru came first. Shika moaned as the clone's hot batter filled his insides and painted them white. Shikamaru's own cum had shot onto both of their chests and abs. He was still half-hard after climaxing but was at the same time exhausted. laid him down on Naruto's discarded jacket and proceeded to clean the cum off his torso. He produced a butt plug and stuffed it in Shika's ass to prevent any cum from falling. After he was done, he vanished in a poof of smoke.

When Naruto got the memories from his clone, it set off his own release a bit after Shino. Shino shivered at the feel of so much cum filling him that he thought he saw his stomach swell a bit. He panted as he let Naruto clean him up. He looked to his side to see that Shikamaru had crawled over to them. The long-haired brunet gave him a long kiss which he didn't mind. Shikamaru was the most open in their sexual acts and didn't mind kissing or blowing his fellow harem brothers.

Naruto watched them with heated eyes before he noticed the time.

"As much as I love the show, it looks like we have to get dressed, you two. We can finish this later." He said. The two shakily got up and, with a little help from their blond, got dressed. Naruto sat back down with the sword laid out on the table and Shino and Shika leaning against him.

The door opened to show a lightly blushing Sasuke entering the room.

"Really, Naruto-nii? You couldn't wait till you got home?" He said as he took a seat in front of him. Naruto merely smirked at the raven.

"Why? You jealous?" Naruto lightly taunted. Sasuke gave him a glare that had no heat behind it.

"As if! I don't want to turn into some hormonal pervert!"

"Hahahaha! Keep telling yourself that. By the way, sorry about her. She kinda went overboard." Naruto apologized on behalf of his sword. Sasuke waved his uninjured hand.

"Nah, don't worry about it. She did say she had to make it believable. And I'm glad she held back or I may have lost my hand altogether." Sasuke dismissed it. Naruto snickered.

"She said that she had finally got tired of you acting like a stuck-up prick and thought that it would be fun to cause you a little more damage. Sometimes I wonder if my mind is as damaged as her sense of humor–Ack!" Naruto winced as he rubbed his head. Now it was Sasuke's turn to smirk at his pain.

"Serves you right. You know how vicious she could be when making fun of her. Anyway, are they alright? They haven't said a word since." Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the two silent males. Naruto kissed their foreheads.

"Yea. I'm pretty sure Shika's asleep but Shino may just very well choose not to talk. You know he's not one for many words." Sasuke just shrugged. At that point, the door opened and the new graduates started to flood into the room. Some gave the three teens weird looks while most girls were just pouting about not being on "Sasuke-kun's" team. When everyone was seated, a line of jounin stepped into the room. They called out their teams and left. This happened until only one team was left.

Team Seven.

Naruto propped his head on his folded arms on the desk. Sasuke just kept his arms crossed but one could tell he was getting impatient by the finger tapping on his bicep. Sakura merely twirled some of her hair around a finger and kept sneaking glances to the dark-haired boy.

When their sensei finally arrived, the three genin were ready to murder him.

"Hmm. My impression of you three is that you are all mildly boring. Meet me on the roof in five." The silver-haired man disappeared in a cloud of smoke. Naruto and Sasuke headed out the door with Sakura trailing after them.

Up on the roof, Kakashi stood leaning against the railing as the three genin-hopefuls sat on the steps in front of him.

"Alright. It's time for introductions. Why don't we get started." Kakashi began.

"Senesi, why don't you begin and show us how it is done," Sakura piped in. Kakashi mentally sighed.

"Okay. My name is Kakashi Hatake. I have many likes and dislikes. My hobbies are none of your business and as for dreams for the future... Well, I haven't really thought about it. Now, why don't you start, Pinky." The two younger males sweatdropped at his introduction.

'Really, Kashi-nii?' Thought Naruto.

'Kakashi-san will never change.' Was Sasuke's thought.

'My name is not PINKY! CHAAAA!' Was Sakura's thought.

"My name is Sakura Haruno. I like... *glance at Sasuke and giggle*. My hobbies are... *cue another giggle with a blush*, and my dreams for the future... *a blush with a squeal*" All the males sweat-dropped with Sasuke scooting a bit further away from her.

"Okay... Your dislikes?" Kakashi asked. Sakura did a one-eighty.

"NARUTO-BAKA!" She screeched. Naruto held his ears closed as he leaned away from her.

"Can you say that again? I don't think my poor ears heard you," Naruto groaned with a pained expression. Sakura was getting ready to yell and hit him when Kakashi intervened.

"Okay, Mr. Duck-Hair, you're next." Sasuke glared over at the former ANBU.

"My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I like my family and my best friend Naruto, tomatoes and training. I dislike sweet things and certain type of fan-based people. My dreams for the future is to have a family of my own and to make it as far up in the shinobi ranks as I possibly can." The raven introduced. Kakashi gave an acknowledging nod and turned to the last teammate.

"Alright. You're next Blondie."

Naruto shrugged at the name and began, "My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen, those who took care of me, my best friend Sasuke, my godbrother, Danzo-jiisan, and my lovely partners. I dislike those who cannot distinguish between the sword inside the sheath-" Kakashi perversely giggled at this causing Sasuke and Naruto to glared at him though Sasuke had a blush staining his cheeks. Sakura was confused but shrugged it off to ogle the young Uchiha. "My dreams for the future are to have a good life with my partners and, perhaps, have children, and to visit the remains of my mother's family." Kakashi nodded in respect to the teen's dream.

"Alright, everyone! Here's the real test-"

"WHAT?! I thought we were already genin! We passed the academy's test!" Sakura screeched while interrupting Kakashi. Everyone backed away and Naruto was nearly sent to the ground with the terrible damage to his sensitive ears.

"Dammit, Sakura! I didn't think it was possible for you to get any louder!" Naruto protested against the attack on his hearing, "Fuck! Where's that ringing coming from?"

Kakashi glared down at Sakura who shrunk back in her seat.

"Learn to control your voice, Sakura. Harming a teammate outside of consent could send you to jail. Besides, Naruto is pretty close with the head of T&I." Kakashi's ominous words caused the pink-haired teen to sweat a bit. She heard about how ruthless and sadistic the Head of Torture and Interrogation can be. She did not want to be one of his victims. She quickly shook her head in understanding.

"Now. Back to what I was saying. The test you all took was only to weed out the ones who weren't ready to become ninja. My test will let me see if you are truly ready to become shinobi. The test will begin at 7am tomorrow at Training Ground 7 and has a 66% failure rate. Make sure to be there on time. Oh! You might not want to eat anything. You'll just end up throwing up. Ja ne!" And with that, the Former ANBU disappeared in a cloud of smoke.

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Aaaaaand another cliffy! Thanks to all of you who support my fic(s). I am honest to Kami-sama sorry for not posting this sooner. It seems that when I typed it, I was not paying attention to the word count which would let me know if I had a decently long chapter.

But anyway, R&R to let me know what you think. And please, no flamers... No one has time for bullshit. BUT, if you have some constructive criticism, you're more than welcome.

Peace~

Tsuki-chan

P.S. I don't know if any of you noticed, but there is a Bleach reference in here. I'm sure all you Bleach fans know what I'm talking about ;)