Feelings Chapter 13: Bloopers, a teen titans fanfic

So here's something different I'm going to do for the Titans Knight series Volume 1. I'll be doing some extended/deleted scenes but start off with some bloopers. An idea that was inspired by beautifulpurpleflame.

Hopefully y'all enjoy.

Warning: spoiler alert.

Aqualad trapped-Take 1

Carnus withdrew one of the smaller knives, looked it over then approached the trapped Atlantean. Aqualad flinched slightly at the shimmer of the knife, but kept his bravado. "If you think'll I'll talk after seeing that little knife, your going to be your going to be disappointed."

Carnus leans over and moves a stray hair off of Aqualad's face. "Thank you."

"Your welcome, now I'm going to kill you." They laugh as the director yells cut.

Raven hugs Beast Boy-Take 1

"Rae...Raven?" He called. She didn't acknowledge him at first then slowly turned her gaze to look at him, blinking a few times. He smiled, thankful that she was at least responsive, but it faded when tears started flowing from her eyes. She broke out into an uncontrollable sob and lunged forward smashing her forehead into a Beast Boys lip.

"OH GOD GAR ARE YOU OKAY!?" Raven laughs.

"Nope! Nope I'm bleeding! That hurts." His team and crew laugh as he holds his lips.

Robin and Cyborg find Aqualad-Take 1

Knives were still bloody and scattered all over the metal table at the side of the room. There was a broken lightbulb on the ground, and blood dripping into an enormous pool underneath the table. Robin couldn't help it anymore, tears began flowing from his eyes the closer he got.

He turned around to look at the table and to his knees in tears.

A director catches Aqualad snickering. "Garth stop laughing your dead. Garth your supposed to be dead. Dead people don't laugh! Cut!"

Robin and Beast Boy fight-Take 1

"I gave her three days to calm down, and seeing as how she was the only witness to what might have happened, I need to talk to her before the trail gets cold. Now move!"

Beast Boy didn't even flinch. "I thought the Bat told you to back off this case, and leave it to the Justice League."

Robin's mouth dropped hearing his privacy was invaded. "You've been spying on me?"

"Dude, sensitive ears," he pointed to his ears and wiggled them, "I hear most of what goes on here-" Robin pushed past the shape shifter heading for the doors, a scowl that told Beast Boy Robin wasn't finished with him.

"Robin! I'm with Beast Boy, lets stop this before we say something we might regret." he said. Beast boy and Robin look at Cyborg confused. "What?"

"I think we just skipped a whole bunch of stuff." Says Robin.

"Wait what?"

Beast boy pulled out the script. "Yeah your supposed to say 'it's not a good idea Robin', and then he's like, 'them what is a good idea Cyborg?'."

"Awe man." Cyborg whines.

Robin and Beast Boy fight-Take 2

"I gave her three days to calm down, and seeing as how she was the only witness to what might have happened, I need to talk to her before the trail gets cold. Now move!"

Beast Boy didn't even flinch. "I thought the Bat told you to back off this case, and leave it to the Justice League."

Robin's mouth dropped hearing his privacy was invaded. "You've been spying on me?"

"Richard I'm with-Robin I'm with-Damn it!"

"Damn it Vic that's TWO!" Robin yells playfully.

Drake meets Kole-Take 1

Kole's cries had finally subsided to soft whimpers, a worn out tissue in her hand. She didn't bother wearing make-up she knew she was going to be crying all day, just as she had when she heard the news that Joey was probably dead, and especially when it was confirmed. Her tears dripped onto the dark blue calf length dress, her hands numb so the tissue fell from then blew away in the wind. Gnark had been so preoccupied with making sure no reporters came towards her, he didn't notice the average looking young man who approached the fountain, staring into the water. Kole didn't acknowledge him, not until a hand put another handkerchief in front of her eyes. She took it and continued to wipe her eyes.

"Thank you." she said in a small choked voice.

"Your welcome." Said Drake.

Kole looks up at him oddly. "You don't have a line."

He looks down at her then a director off screen who tells him he doesn't have a line. "Damn it."

Kole begins laughing. "Come on Drake get your NOT line right."

Starfire pets Silkie-Take 1

Starfire sat in her room with her pet mutant Larva Silkie in her lap. The little "bumgorf" purred against her bare belly making her smile softly, but she couldn't stop her sniffling or tears. Silkie looked up at her when he felt a few tears fall on his back. In sadness he purred a little louder, nuzzling underneath her breasts, before letting out a loud fart.

"CUT!" Yells the director as Starfire brakes into fits of laughter.

Cyborg gets Robin at bathroom-Take 1

Robin had locked himself in the bathroom with the faucets and shower running to hopefully detour his teammates from barging in. He had removed his mask and was staring at his reflection, his ice blue eyes staring back at him. What was happening to him? Why was he being a complete ass to his teammates? Sure back in the day he was a little rough with his teammates, but he had hoped he had gotten over all of that after the Brotherhood. When that happened he realized he wasn't the "all knowing" leader, but needed some humility in his leadership. Now it seemed like he had fallen into his familiar patterns. While lost in his thoughts he brought his hands under the running water and splashed his face with the cool liquid . . . only it was warm now. Robin looked down at the running water and almost vomited there on the spot.

Blood began pouring from the nozzle, and also from the shower head by the bath tub.

Robin stumbled back in shock and horror planting his back against the wall, then he really did feel his stomach twist in nausea. He fell to his hands and knees and began retching onto the tiled floor.

Clink . . .

. . . Clink . . .

Robin finished his vomiting and looked down at the white floor through his watery eyes, and his heart stopped. There, in a pile of vomit and blood, were three small iron spikes.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"Yo Rob, quit masterbating and get out here!"

"Just five more minutes Cyborg!"

Cyborg questions Robin-Take 1

"ROB!" Robin's head snapped up, eyes meeting his second in command who had been starring at him through the window of the holding cell, his arms crossed over his massive metallic chest, and a deep frown on his dark skinned face. "Tell me what happened with you and Beast Boy." he repeated.

Robin scrunched his face in thought, confusion clear on his face. "I . . . don't . . . remember . . . "

Cyborg scowled. "Were you at least safe?" Without breaking character Robin nods solemnly, "Was there lotion involved?"

"And a car battery."

Cyborg shakes his head. "Why didn't you call man? I woulda rocked yalls world?"

Drake exorcises the tower-Take 1

Raven reached out her empathic senses and felt that Starfire had completed her task. "She is done as well. Now can you rid our tower of the evil?"

Drake smirked. "Well since you asked so nicely." Drake reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a small book with a crucifix hanging out of it. He turned to a specific page and began to read.

"Regna terrae, cantate Deo, And What the holy fuck is this?" Director yells cut as everyone laughs.

Beast Boy picks up Raven-Take 1

Raven carefully looked around the hallway where her room was located, and with her empathic powers made sure she was alone. Once she was positive she was indeed along left her room, in her usual uniform skin tight leotard midnight blue boots and cloak. The only difference was that she had small a smile on her face, a quiet hum coming from her throat. She couldn't help it, and that is how good she felt. Although that changed quickly when she felt someone wrap their arms around her hourglass waist and lift her into the air spinning her around. She yelped in surprise, her powers knocking out a few light bulbs and cracking the walls. She didn't have to think to hard as to who it was, only one person had the BALLS to do something like this.

"Morning Rae Rae!" The green changeling sung as he swung her around in a circle, before tripping over his own feet and falling flat on his back with Raven on top of him.

Starfire And Raven at the movies-Take 1

Since Starfire was from a planet that was hotter then Earth she always ended up wearing less clothing. In this case a mini skirt, crop top and sandals, this along with her fiery red hair, and the curvature of her body, made her incredible eye candy. Not that she was aware of this of course, but she was polar opposite from her best girlfriend who was a little bit more conservative, with a basic black hoody with high top converse shoes and jeans.

"Starfire, what are you doing?" The demoness asked.

Starfire looked to her, then looked around to make sure that the boys hadn't returned then leaned closer to her. "I have studied Earth culture for some time, and from what I have seen, . . . . Uh . . . What's the line?"

Starfire and Raven at the movies-Take 2

"Starfire, what are you doing?" The demoness asked.

Starfire looked to her, then looked around to make sure that the boys hadn't returned then leaned closer to her. "I have studied Earth . . . For some time . . And I still can't remember my lines!" The girls begin laughing as the director yells cut.

The Titans Meet Carnus-Take 1

Robin slowly approached the man, who he KNEW was a demon. "You Carnus Valogneus?"

Carnus took another sip of his tea, and kept the tea's rising steam swarm over his face. He looked over the Boy Wonder, a smile lifting up the side of his face that froze Robin in terror, but he held firm.

"That's me." Even his voice was cold. "It's a pleasure to meet the original members of the Teen Titans. I've heard a lot about you, true it was all screamed at me, but still."

Robin kept his emotions in check. He wasn't sure if this Demon could sense his emotions like Raven could, but he didn't want to risk it. "Let these people go."

Carnus looks up, "you want me to let your people go?"

Robin puffs his chest out with his bow staff on the ground. "LET MY PEOPLE GO!"

Carnus meets Roy Harper-Take 1

Roy fell backwards, releasing the arrow into the man's chest and was a direct hit to his heart. The man grunted, stepping backwards but otherwise showed no sign that he was in ANY pain. Roy got to his feet and loaded another arrow.

"Who are you? What did you do with the people on this train?"

The man chuckled darkly while playing with the arrow protruding from his chest as if it was merely a splinter. "I don't know cuz I can' t remember my fucking line."

Landon explains Hell-Take 1

Robin stepped foreword hoping to stop the banter between the two. "Lets start with how you know Carnus?"

Landon quietly paced around the living area. "To answer that I have to-" he trips over a loose wire on the floor, "trip over that damn wire!"

Drake frees the Titans-Take 1

Drake ran to the girl first. By the sounds of his footsteps the three blindfolded kids could tell that he had gone to her first and they began shouting through their gags for him to leave her alone, thinking he was the Demon come back to kill them. The girl screamed, squirmed and kicked against Drake, getting in a few shots before he was able to reach her blindfold.

"It's okay!" he shouted over their yelling. "I'm not here to hurt you! I'm here to help!"

SNAP!

The rope holding Bushido snaps dropping him to the floor. "I'm free!" He yells through his gag as the others laugh.

Drake saves Kole-Take 1

"I'm gonna get your friends down, then we'll get the hell outta here." He screwed the lid back on and pocketed the metal container, but as he turned to leave she grabbed him by his arm.

Confused, he looked into her eyes, they seemed to be getting some life back into them. "Thank you." She gave him a small smile.

There it was again. An odd feeling butterfly like feeling in his gut, something he hadn't experienced in over a thousand years. It scared him. "Uh . . . n-no problem."

"Kiss, kiss." Whispers someone in the background.

Sarah saves Cyborg-Take 1

She found the keys under the visor. "Well Maybe you can tell your dad to bail me out, just like he asked me out for you." She turned the key turning the car on and shutting the door.

"If you leave right now WE'RE THROUGH!" Gary yelled to her.

She scoffed. "Promise?" She threw the car into reverse and sped backwards to the injured bionic Titan.

Once she pulled up she took out the chains and cables that snapped right off the car. "Damn it!" She screams in frustration. "Sorry Cyborg I can't help you."

Carnus speaks to Raven-Take 1

"So tell me Raven? As a demon, what makes you so SPECIAL?" he spit the word into her face like it was acid.

Raven didn't understand the question, but she didn't have long to think about it. Carnus took the knife and cut her leotard right down the middle then separated the two pieces revealing her chest covered in a black bra. He brought the knife up to her face, gently rubbing the tip against her cheek. "What do you say we get started?"

Raven looks at him seductively, "let's do it Big Boy!"

Raven attacks Carnus-Take 1

The Raven creature back handed the demon, more destructive energy being blasted about the cavern. "YOU INSIGNIFICANT INSECT!" The creature that was once Raven screamed in an otherworldly voice that rattled the very ground where she stood. "I AM . . . Forgetting my lines!"

Slade meets Landon-Take 1

Landon raised both brows. "I see." he looked over the swordsman, and grin coming to his face. "Interesting. Well then Slade I'll make you a deal. You follow my orders to the letter and I'll see to it you have a little heart to. . . . not heart with Carnus. It just so happens I have a job opening that needs to be filled. It's nothing really just the usual mass killings, making sure Trigon stays in his little cage, ya know that sort of thing." Landon approached Slade making sure he was inches from the metal mask as he spoke. "And after you have your vengeance, you come to daddy. Do we have a deal?"

Slade approaches and speaks in a husky tone. "Promise."

Landon wraps his arms around Slade's neck. "Oh yes!" And passionately kisses the area of his mask where Slade's lips would be.

"Cut!" The Director yells and the two separate, laughing at each other?