Entry 49471966619282108: The Center of The Universe
The universe is big. As in really mindbogglingly big, but this has already been discussed in another entry. The point is, that is so gigantically huge, that no one really knows if there is a center point to it all. There is a guess however, which some amount of people hold as fact, since it is the closest educated guess as to where it is. This guess was the result of the apply named "Can we find where the center is?" experiment that took place two hundred and one million years ago. How it worked was that a fleet of spaceships would be launched in every direction off of the surface of the planet Zewnom. They would each measure the length of the distance travelled for as long as the measuring equipment kept working. The future scientists would then perform some math and determine what would be the center of the universe. The experiment lasted about fifteen million years, with approximately fourteen million, nine hundred ninety nine thousand, nine hundred ninety nine hundred years dedicated for measuring, and thirty four minutes to do the math (With a tea break included). The results pointed that the exact center of the universe was at the fourth barstool to the left in Jarefen's Tavern. This particular tavern was just a small family-run business in the countryside on the planet Baretheon. There really isn't anything that particular about it, other than the fact that it's the supposed center of the universe. As soon as this was announced to the intergalactic public, there was opposition to this idea. Either people believed that their beach house or condo was the center, or said that they didn't measure far enough. When the head scientist was interviewed in front of a large crowd about this very topic, he said the following to the audience: "I don't suppose any of you bloody bastards has a more accurate answer? No? Alright then, quit fussin'." For some unknown reason since then, there have not been further studies into this question. If you were to ask your local conspiracy theorist, they would tell you that Jarefen's Tavern is actually keeping all of the scientists quiet, since being the supposed center of the universe brings in some good profit. This is one of the rare occasions where conspirators don't seem raving mad.