Lime in this chapter. You've been warned.

"Dialogue"

'Thoughts'

"Kyuubi"

About ten minutes after Naruto had caused his brain to have a meltdown, Shikamaru recovered and turned to look at his companions. Sasuke and Neji were recovering fast, though they were both still a light shade of pink. Kiba, however, was still completely out of it and didn't look like he would be back anytime soon. 'I think Naruto may have overdone it a bit, how troublesome.' Shikamaru thought as he tried hard not to laugh at the dumbfounded look on the canine-nin's face. He failed miserably.

"Looks like dog-boy couldn't handle what Naruto had to offer. I'm not surprised." the Uchiha commented, as he noticed what Shikamaru was laughing at. "Face it Inuzaka you don't have what it takes for this. There's no way you're man enough to satisfy Naruto, hell I doubt you could even get him hard. Just give up now and save yourself the embarrassment." As he said this Sasuke fixed Kiba with a cold sneer, almost daring the canine-nin to attack. 'After all, Naruto didn't say anything about self-defense in those rules of his. If dog-boy attacks me and I beat him to a bloody pulp, it'll be him in the dog house not me.'

Kiba, however, did not take the bait, much to everyone's surprise. "Fuck you Uchiha." he growled as he got to his feet. "I'm going to win this thing and put you in your place you fucking pompous prick. By the way, you shouldn't mouth off to people who can smell emotion. You fucking reek of anxiety, not so confident you can win deep down are you? Fucking retard" With that he started off towards his house, muttering curses under his breath. Shikamaru got up and left too, leaving just Neji and Sasuke. They glared at each other before parting, each plotting different ways to sabotage the other's chances with Naruto. This was going to get very ugly before the end, of that they all were certain.

Meanwhile, Naruto had searched half of Konoha for Lee before thinking to check at Gai's house. Leave it to Naruto to look everywhere for someone except where they lived. As he approached the door, Naruto took some time to reflect. 'Hmmm, am I sure that I really wanna go through with this? It is Lee after all. But then again he does deserve the same chance I gave the others I guess. Still something just feels off about this place…' However, unbeknownst to the kitsune, he was not the first to have a queasy sensation when walking to Gai's door. Few people who knew Gai or Lee had ever willingly entered that house, for they all feared what could happen if they did. 'As Kami as my witness, I will NOT wear their spandex!' Naruto swore as he knocked on the door. After a moment, Lee answered the door. He was surprised to see Naruto and didn't attempt to hide it.

"Na..Naruto-kun! What are you doing h..here?" he managed to get out. 'Calm down Lee, think of what Gai-sensei taught you! He's probably just here to say hello, you can't pass out now! Never give up!' Poor Lee was fighting very hard against the jelly-legs Naruto had given him and he somehow kept himself from falling over.

"Um… hey Lee, I uh, just wanted to tell you that I'm gay and I want to go out with you tomorrow." Naruto blurted out, blushing as he moved his hand through his hair. He restrained his laughter as Lee fell over backwards in shock. Naruto then explained the details of the situation to the bewildered Taijutsu master, not surprised when Lee agreed instantly to the conditions of the contest. 'I'd better leave fast, it looks like this is getting to be too much for him to handle…' Naruto thought, wondering if Lee would start having seizures if he stayed much longer. "Well I'd better get going, come by my place tomorrow whenever you're ready. See you tomorrow Lee!" he added with a smile. At that Naruto headed home at a brisk pace, not allowing himself to laugh until he was a good two blocks away.

Back at Lee's, however, a fierce battle was raging. Now it should be known that since Lee had started to like Naruto, he had developed a secret, inner personality. This personality was almost normal and it was attempting to beat the crap out of the regular, Gai-twisted personality of Lee. Unfortunately for poor Lee, though the battle ended in victory for his new persona, the Gai-clone was not completely vanquished. Done with his inner problems, he turned to his new problem, what the hell he was going to do with Naruto for an entire day. He thought and thought for hours, but nothing came to him. After he finished dinner, an idea finally came to him. 'Yes! I finally have my chance to win Naruto! I just have to impress him so much tomorrow that he forgets all about the others.' At this point the Gai-clone broke free again. 'I must show Naruto-kun my Youthful Love on our date tomorrow! The Green Beast of Konoha will capture that kitsune and together our Youthful Spirits will soar to meet their destiny!"No that will make me lose! I've got to act normal or Naruto-kun will never be mine" Lee said aloud as he regained control of himself. He then went to bed, sure that his plan would work. He had a dream about Naruto and was not the least bit surprised in the morning when he discovered that his sheets needed to be changed…again.

Lee got ready for his day with Naruto in silence. He had butterflies in his stomach and didn't want to speak, lest he start throwing up. His normal half was in control today, a fact he was endlessly grateful for. He was determined to suppress the Gai-clone persona, at the very least until Gai returned from his mission. Today, Lee was going to be himself for once.

After taking a shower, he looked through his closet trying to find some nice clothes to wear. It's just too bad his fashion sense was not much better than Gai's. Lee decided to wear black cargo pants that hugged his hips and a green T-shirt with the Konoha crest on the back. He also decided not to wear his orange leg coverings or his arm bandages either. When he was done dressing, he headed back into the bathroom and shaved his eyebrows, marveling at how different he looked when he had finished. He wanted to do something about his mop-top hair, but decided against it. He would just do more damage if he tried to fix it and it looked bad enough already. When he was at last satisfied with how he looked, Lee headed downstairs and had a quick breakfast. When he was finished he headed off to Naruto's house, aware of how much was riding on his success. 'Here goes…' he gulped as he walked up to Naruto's house and knocked on the door.

"Just a minute." Lee heard Naruto call from inside.

Lee was staring absentmindedly at stone next to the porch, when the door opened. Lee turned to look at Naruto and gasped. 'Naruto looks so hot!' he marveled, looking the blonde up and down. Naruto was wearing his usual orange pants, but today he had on a white and blue ty-dye T-shirt. The shirt brought out his eyes, which were green today (oh for pointless irony!). Lee also noticed that Naruto was not wearing his forehead protector either, his bangs were down. This made Naruto look even sexier, to the point that Lee even thought about jumping Naruto then and there. 'That would not be right though.'

Naruto broke when he noticed Lee staring at him. "Hey Lee. You look good today" he said, surprised to find that it was true.

"Thank you Naruto-kun. Would you like to go get some ramen or have you already eaten?"

Oh, no thanks I actually just finished some ramen." Naruto answered, closing the door. "So what do you have planned for today?" he asked, smiling as he and Lee turned to walk down the street.

"Well, I thought that I'd teach you a few new Taijutsu moves and then after that we could go back to my house for a homemade dinner." Lee felt his face burn as he said this, thinking that they would be alone in his house.

"Oh wow that sounds great." Naruto took Lee's hand in his, making Lee jump in surprise in the process. The blonde chuckled at Lee's anxiousness. "Relax Lee, you shouldn't be so nervous. I'm just happy we're doing this." With that they started off towards the training grounds.

(Insert generic passing of time statement here D)

When the sun began to set, Lee told Naruto that it was time for them to get going. They were both sweaty and exhausted from hours of practice. Naruto had almost mastered the moves Lee had taught him, much to Lee's amazement.

"Really Naruto I don't know how you can learn new techniques so easily." Lee had grown comfortable around Naruto as the day progressed and had ceased calling him Naruto-kun. "It reminds me of the Sharingan actually. How did you do it?" he inquired as he took his shirt off, using it to wipe the perspiration from his face.

"Oh, I don't know really." Naruto chuckled. "It's just because I had such a good teacher I guess." He gave Lee his fox grin as they walked back to Lee's house, making Lee turn beet red. 'Damn he's got a nice body. I never noticed it before with all that horrible spandex in the way.' he thought as he wrapped his arm around Lee's waist, pleased by the gasp this elicited from the other boy.

When they got to the house, Naruto reluctantly removed his arm and Lee unlocked the door. He headed for the kitchen immediately. "Make yourself at home Naruto, I'll start dinner right away." he called over his shoulder.

Naruto plopped himself down on the couch and looked around. 'It doesn't look that weird, considering Gai and Lee live here. God I wish I wasn't so dirty though. All this sweat and crap on me is gross.'

"Hey Lee can I take a shower before dinner?" he asked, popping his head into the kitchen.

"Oh, yes of course. Upstairs second door to your left." Lee replied without turning around

"Thanks." Naruto turned and headed upstairs to the shower. He opened the door to the bathroom and stopped dead. The room was completely green. 'I knew this house was too normal for them.' he chuckled to himself. He stripped off his clothes and got in.

Meanwhile, downstairs Lee had processed what Naruto had asked. 'Oh. My. God. Naruto is naked in my house right now.' he thought as he heard the water turn on upstairs. Impure thoughts started forcing themselves into Lee's mind, images of naked Naruto, begging Lee to pleasure him. Lee felt himself growing hard despite his best efforts to calm down. 'Oh no… I'm going to lose it.' Lee felt his penis start to throb as he imagined more scenes with a very nude Naruto. 'I have to risk it, I've got to go sneak a peek.' His course decided, though against his better judgment, Lee stealthily crept upstairs to the bathroom.

Lee slowly turned the doorknob and peeked into the steam-filled bathroom. He could see the silhouette of Naruto's tan body in the shower, turned away from him. Lee's mind was telling him to run now and save himself, but it was too late. He was just too hard. His brain was no longer in charge. He tip-toed over to the shower, noticing that Naruto had left the door slightly ajar. Then something happened that Lee was not expecting. Something which nearly made Lee pass out.

"Oh Lee…" Naruto moaned, stroking himself at a frenzied pace. He was relieving himself while thinking of Lee!

'Oh god oh god what do I do, WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?' Lee screamed in his head, beside himself with mingled shock and pleasure.

'There's only one thing I can do. Naruto. I've got to risk it! I couldn't stop myself now even if I wanted to…' With that he stepped away from the shower and removed his pants and boxers, revealing a very large and VERY hard cock. He crept back to the shower, opened the door a bit more, and slipped in behind Naruto. 'He really isn't as aware of his surroundings as a shinobi should be if I can get this close unnoticed.' Lee noted, though he was very grateful for this in the current situation. He couldn't believe he was standing in the shower, naked, with Naruto! All of a sudden he lost it, he just couldn't restrain himself any longer.

WARNING! DO NOT READ FURTHER IF BOY ON BOY DISTURBS YOU!

Lee grabbed Naruto on the shoulder and turned the surprised blonde around to face him. He pulled the boy closer and looked into his eyes, they were clouded with shock and desire.

"Lee what the mmmph!!" Lee silenced Naruto with a passionate kiss, pressing his tongue to Naruto's lips, demanding entry. To Lee's surprise, the lips parted and Naruto allowed him in. Lee sent his tongue plunging into Naruto's mouth while his hands began to run up and down Naruto's back. Lust overcame Naruto then, and he began to kiss Lee back in earnest, sending his own tongue to invade the other shinobi's mouth. They warred briefly, enjoying the taste of each other as waves of intense pleasure washed over them. Neither of them had ever been this close to another person. Naruto wrapped his arms around Lee as they continued their embrace. They finally broke the kiss to breath, both of them gasping for air, both of them surprised at what had happened. They stared at each other for a moment, totally flushed from head to toe. The air of desire in the room was palpable. Lee broke the silence at last.

"I am sorry Naruto-kun…I, I couldn't help myself I just… wha!?!" Naruto silenced Lee this time as he pulled the other boy into another kiss, grinding his hips against Lee's at the same time.

"I want you now, Green Beast of Konoha." Naruto growled as he broke the kiss. Lee didn't need further encouragement as his instincts took over.

He began kissing Naruto's neck, sucking on the skin where neck met shoulder, making sure to leave a mark. Naruto moaned as he did this, driving Lee wild with lust as he moved down to the blonde's chest. Naruto ran his hands through Lee's hair, now completely soaked, as Lee sucked on his left nipple, while teasing the right with his hand. "Lee…" Naruto panted out, his member growing so hard it hurt. "Don't stop unngh…" Lee did as Naruto asked, continuing to pleasure the kitsune. He began stroking himself as he played with the blonde's nipples, wondering how far they were going to go.

While all this was going on, inside Naruto Kyuubi was cheering wildly from her cage. "HELL YEAH!!!" she screamed ecstatically, her fangirlism reaching new heights. "This is what I've been waiting for! Go Naruto go, let him pound you into oblivion!" She was so pleased initially by this turn of events that she had completely forgotten about the contest. "SHIT! If he goes all the way with this one here, he won't even get to try the others! Fuck I'll miss all that yaoi with the other boys! I've got to stop this before they ruin my fun! But god do they have to be so fucking hot?" She knew she would have to bring Naruto back to his senses though. Her fangirlism demanded it. And she really wanted to see how good the dog-boy was in bed, so she suppressed her desire to see the two boys continue and spoke.

"Kit stop now! You can't do this with him yet remember the contest!"

'Damnit Kyuubi do I have to? I'm so hard right now… I want him so badly!'

"Yes, you HAVE to stop. It's not fair to the other boys or to you. You could be missing out when one of the other brats turns out to be better than this one or you find something wrong with this one. Don't screw yourself out of finding the best possible mate! Besides there will be plenty of time to fuck the winner senseless when you do come to a final decision!" 'There better be plenty of fucking when he finally chooses one.' She grinned lecherously at this afterthought.

Naruto realized that she was right, and reluctantly broke the embrace with Lee. 'Damnit' he thought as he felt Lee's warmth leave him. "Lee… I have to go, we can't do this, it's just not fair to the others." He could see the hurt and confusion in Lee's eyes, but did not allow it to stop him. He got out of the shower, dried off, and got dressed as fast as he could. He thanked Lee for a nice day and said goodbye, running back to his own house wondering what tomorrow would bring. Poor Lee just sat in the shower until the water turned cold, both amazed at what had happened and worried that he had done something to displease Naruto. With a sigh he got up and dried off, sighing as he walked to bed. It had been a very confusing day.