Entry 3654219995774562: The Space-Dwelllers
The Space-Dwellers are quite the mysterious species. For one, no one knows where their origin planet is, or if they even have one. Even they don't know where they came from. If you were to ask one about it, they would just scratch their head for about seven minutes, then tell you "Eh, who really cares?". The Space-Dwellers have the ability to breathe in space, hence why they dwell there. If you were ever to find one, it would just be floating in space, minding it's own business. Their bodies are perfectly suited for this, as they are shaped in an oval fashion, with no legs and no mouth. They don't need legs because running in space is quite pointless, and they don't mouths because speaking in space is quite pointless. However, they have two arms and hands so that way they can twiddle their thumbs. If the need arises to communicate with anyone, they have telepathic abilities just for this purpose. This is why it's generally seen as stupid think about a secret near a Space-Dweller. They will "hear" it, then spill the telepathic beans on the next bloke they come across. Space-Dwellers also don't seem to need to eat or drink, yet will always ask you for a Tan-Yakol brand sandwhich. If you oblige, it will just hold onto the sandwich for dear life, and then hand it over to the next person that meets up with it. Other strange characteristics of the Space-Dwellers include but are not limited to: Playing Dargonion Chess against itself and losing, a fascination with the history of squash, applying lotion only to it's back, and impersonating former Galactic President Gyuino Therfomm.