Lime, lemon, and plot twists, oh my!

"Dialogue"

'Thoughts'

"Kyuubi"

Naruto slowly plodded over to Iruka's house, wondering how the hell he was going to tell his sensei that he was gay. He was pretty sure Iruka would eventually accept it, though he was worried about the chuunin's initial reaction. He also planned to have a talk with Kakashi as well, despite the high risk of the perverted jounin trying something on him. 'I really didn't like the look he was giving me the last time I saw him…' Naruto thought with a shudder, he wouldn't put anything past Kakashi, especially in matters like this. Now over the years, the two men in question had taught the blonde many things. Unfortunately, they somehow forgot the lesson about knocking. Iruka had given Naruto a key to his house, figuring that he would hear the hyperactive boy coming long before he ever made it to the door and walked in on anything. He would shortly come to regret this decision. Naruto walked up the path to Iruka's door silently, when he reached the door he sighed heavily and unlocked it. He opened the door to a most unpleasant surprise. His mouth dropped open as he stared at the sight before him. 'Oh. Dear. God.' There on the couch was a very naked Kakashi making out with what Naruto could only assume was an equally nude Iruka. 'Kakashi and Iruka-sensei!! But, they don't even know each other! How the hell did-' Naruto was suddenly interrupted from this train of thought by a very disturbing revelation. He was enjoying this. 'What the hell!!!! Why am I getting turned on watching this!! I must be going fucking insane, this is so wrong!!'

"Ehehehehe, but kit, they really are quite the hot couple. Maybe if you ask them nicely, they will teach you some moves eh? You always did like learning different techniques…" The fox couldn't contain her laughter at the look of utter revulsion and horror that appeared on Naruto's face at this suggestion. "Ohohohoho, you know you like that idea deep down. You can't hide your true feelings from me you know. " she said through raucous peals of laughter. His keys slipped from his hand and hit the floor with a loud clinking noise. At once the two shinobi on the couch stopped what they were doing and looked over at the door.

"Well, well Naruto isn't this a surprise." Kakashi drawled in his lazy tone, as if completely unaware of the situation. In truth he was immensely turned on by the boy's sudden appearance, not that he'd ever let anyone know it. Naruto was his student after all. So he contented himself with leering at the kitsune over his shoulder.

Iruka, however, wasn't a good actor like his lover. "Nar..Naruto!! What are you do-doing here?!?" He got no response from the stunned boy and cursed himself inwardly for giving Naruto a key. "He grabbed his pants from the floor and hastily pulled them on, all the while wearing a scandalized look on his face. He had wanted to tell Naruto about his "friendship" with Kakashi, but he wasn't sure how Naruto would take it. This DEFINATLY was not the way he had wanted the boy to find out. He turned to his lover unsure of what to do, hoping to find support, but instead he noticed the way Kakashi was looking at the still-silent boy. "KAKASHI!!!" Iruka screamed, outraged at the thoughts he knew the silver-haired pervert was having. He delivered a strong blow to the jounin's skull, he couldn't believe Kakashi was thinking about Naruto like that. He was the boy's teacher for god's sake. Iruka hastily pulled on the rest of his clothes and ran to the door, taking the shell-shocked boy with him. He took a last look at his lover and slammed the door.

"Awwwww, I was hoping he would join us or something…" Kakashi pouted as he started to get dressed. He snickered evilly as thoughts of Naruto, Iruka, and himself made their way into his head…of this no more need be said.

Iruka slowly led the silent Naruto to the park, hoping they would be able to find privacy there and give him a chance to explain. He loved Naruto like a brother and did not want this "incident" to come between them. He didn't know what he would do if he had to choose between Naruto and his Kashi-bear (that's my nickname for him, sorry if it disgusts you lol). After what seemed like an eternity of awkward silence, they finally reached the park and Iruka led the boy to a secluded bench. 'Oh god now we have to talk about it. I was such an idiot for giving him a key! Maybe it's for the best, though I would have liked him to have found out differently. At least we don't have to hide anymore. Well, here goes…'

"Naruto…" he began shakily, unsure of how to proceed.

"It's ok Iruka-sensei." the blonde cut him off, suddenly looking up and smiling at his teacher. "I'm fine with it, really I am. It just took awhile to get over the shock is all."

"You don't think it's wrong?" the stunned Chuunin asked. He hadn't expected Naruto to be so accepting of his alternative lifestyle.

"Um no, not really. I would kinda be a huge hypocrite if I did. I'm dating 4 boys you know. "

"YOU'RE WHAT?!?" the older shinobi screamed, completely blown away by this information. Surely he had heard the boy wrong.

"I'm. Dating. Four. Boys." He really was very amused by his sensei's reaction. "Sasuke, Neji, Kiba, and Shikamaru. I'm going on a date with Shikamaru tomorrow. I was actually visiting you to ask for uh… certain relationship advice." He smiled as the older man processed this information. It would be a minute or two longer apparently.

"You know, now that you know he's gay too, you could get a lot more than just advice. Experience is everything as they say, ehehehehe…"

'Ewwwwwww, Kyuubi that's disgusting! I don't want that kind of help from Iruka and Kakashi-sensei! Jeez, when did you get so perverted you crazy old fox!' He saw Kyuubi pouting in her cage, clearly hurt by his remark. At the moment, he didn't really care. Iruka's voice snapped his attention back to the world.

"So er, Naruto, what kind of advice did you need?" the brunette asked, dreading the answer. 'Please not the sex talk, please not the sex talk!' he prayed as he waited for the boy's response.

"Um, well actually…" he flushed crimson at this point, confirming Iruka's worst fears, "I was kinda hoping you could, you know, give me the talk." On hearing this Iruka turned a bright shade of red and broke into a sweat.

'WHY GOD WHY? COULDN'T IT BE ANYTHING BUT THIS??? ANY-FUCKING-THING BUT THIS!!! Oh shit, he's looking at me…I can't do this…'

"Are you ok Iruka-sensei!?!" Naruto gasped as the Chuunin started changing from red to a sickly shade of blue. In his extreme agitation Iruka had forgotten to breathe. After a few minutes struggling, he managed to regain control of himself. Gulping in terror, he began telling the boy everything he knew about sex, hoping that he would never be asked to repeat anything.

After a few hours of this, Iruka decided that he had told the blonde everything he needed to know and that to continue the discussion would just prolong his torture. "Well Naruto, I think I've covered everything you need to know. I should really get going, I've got papers to grade you know!" 'And I still need to give Kakashi his oral exam…' the brunette added as an afterthought. Dating the perverted jounin had definitely had its effect on Iruka.

"Oh ok Iruka-sensei," Naruto replied knowingly, not fooled at all by Iruka's excuse. "Have fun with Kakashi-sensei!" He gave the stunned man a wink and took off towards Ichiraku's.

At the ramen stand, Naruto ordered his usual 5 bowls of ramen. While he was inhaling his dinner, two ANBU members stopped by for a takeout order.

"I heard that a suspicious character has been sighted skulking around the village lately. Have you heard anything new about it?" one of the ANBU asked the other while waiting for their meal.

"Nah, whoever it is sure knows how to cover their tracks well. We haven't been able to pick up any kind of trail yet. The Hokage is thinking about stepping up security measures until we catch them. Personally I think it's…" he was interrupted as their order arrived. The two men paid for their meal and quickly left, leaving a disappointed Naruto behind.

'I wonder who it is that's hiding in the forest. What do you think Kyuubi?'

"Who knows kit? There are plenty of weird people in the world. It's not really any concern of yours anyway, you should be more focused on finding your mate."

'Yeah, I guess you're right. I should probably get some sleep so I don't look horrible for Shikamaru tomorrow.' Naruto got up, paid for his meal, and dashed off towards his house. In his hurry to get to sleep, he forgot to set his alarm.

Naruto was woken up the next morning by loud knocking on his door. He stumbled out of bed and went to answer it. He opened the door and rubbed his eyes sleepily, slowly the figure of Shikamaru came into focus.

"Shikamaru what are you doing here?" he asked sleepily.

"I was supposed to take you out today Naruto…" the genius replied sadly. He was not happy at all with the situation. 'Fuck! He forgot all about me… and here I was thinking I had a chance like an idiot…'

Naruto noticed the depressed look on his friend's face and quickly figured out what was wrong, surprising himself greatly. 'Oh damnit now I've gone and upset poor Shika. I really was looking forward to today so much… I'll just have to be extra nice to him today. I'd better start soon too, he looks like he's about to start crying. He's really cute when he pouts now that I notice it…'

"Um… Naruto if you don't want to go out with me anymore I understand. Sorry for disturbing you." He turned to leave but was pulled back and into an embrace by the blonde.

"Please stay Shika. I really do want to go out with you today, I just woke up is all. My stupid alarm didn't go off. Just give me like 20 minutes to get ready ok?" Silence. "Shikamaru?"

"What…oh yeah sure that's fine Naruto." He broke the embrace, sad to have Naruto's warmth leave him. 'His skin is so soft and silky smooth…I got goose bumps just hugging him. He should definitely walk around shirtless more often. Who needs shirts anyway, they're so troublesome.'He gazed down disapprovingly at his own fishnet shirt, resisting the urge to tug it off.

"C'mon in Shika you can wait in the living room. I'll get ready as fast as I can and then we can get breakfast ok?"

"Actually I got takeout from Ichiraku's already." The lazy brunette then held up a bag stuffed with many kinds of ramen. 'Wait for it…'

"Awesome!!!" Naruto's eyes sparkled when he saw the huge bag of ramen, he knew this contest was a good idea. He ran to the bathroom and hurriedly took a shower, then ran back to his room in nothing but a small towel, causing the poor Nara to fall over in a mix of shock and pleasure.

'Did I just see his ass? Naruto's ass uhhhhhh…' he sighed longingly. This day just kept getting better and better. He quickly wiped the drool from his mouth as the hyperactive blonde stormed back into the room, ready for ramen.

The two ate quickly, Naruto tucking in seven bowls while Shikamaru contented himself with just two.

"So Shika what did you want to do today?" Naruto asked as he patted his belly contentedly.

"Well I thought we could go swimming in the lake and after that have a picnic and do some cloud watching." the genius replied happily.

"Sure that sounds great, let's go!" Naruto quickly got his swim suit, which turned out to be an orange speedo (yay!) and hurried out the door arm in arm with Shikamaru.

After a 15 minute walk they reached the lake. Naruto couldn't wait to go swimming and hurriedly stripped everything off right in front of a gaping Shikamaru. When he slipped on his swimsuit he heard the dark-haired genius whimper and was strangely pleased by the sound. He jumped into the cold water, splashing water all over the stunned brunette

Shikamaru was beside himself with what Naruto had done. 'HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT! He is so fucking hot!!! Must resist urge to jump him… gah why does he have to make me so damn hard. I'd better get in the water fast and cool down before he notices this…' Shikamaru removed his shirt to reveal a long, flat chest, with nicely toned abs. He was kind of embarrassed at how pale he was in contrast to the blonde, it just struck him as weird somehow. He lowered himself into the water slowly, sighing as he found relief from what Naruto had done to him.

Naruto had indeed noticed the large bulge in the other boy's pants. He was feeling pretty frisky today thanks to hormones and Shikamaru's hot body wasn't making anything easier. It just begged to be touched. So he decided to have a little fun. He dove underwater and swam behind the lazy shinobi. Said shinobi had his eyes closed while he tried to calm down. Suddenly he felt a hand wrap itself around his waist from behind. He stood completely still as the hand slowly worked its way down to his throbbing erection.

"Want me to help you with this?" Naruto purred into his ear, lust dripping from his voice.

"Nar-Naruto you…" the brunette gasped as Naruto wrapped his hand around his hard member, stroking it gently. Shikamaru was beside himself with pleasure, all he could do was moan softly. Naruto increased his speed, building up a good rhythm. He pumped the genius until the boy came with a cry, spilling his release into the lake around them. Shikamaru's mind, normally humming with activity, totally shut down as he let orgasm wash over him. He had never felt this good in his life and it was all thanks to Naruto.

Naruto withdrew his hand from Shikamaru's nether regions and circled around Shikamaru so that he could face the boy. Shikamaru blushed furiously as the grinning blonde appeared in front of him. 'God now what the hell do I do? I know what I want to do, but will he let me? Probably not, it's against the rules and everything. How troublesome.'

"Want to do me now?" Naruto asked, looking down at his bulging speedo. Shikamaru's mind exploded. He stood there staring stupidly at Naruto, amazed at what was being asked of him. "Well if you want to, I'll be over there." Naruto gestured over his shoulder further out into the lake. "Don't keep me waiting too long…" He swam away slowly, laughing inwardly at how much he affected the poor boy.

Shikamaru quickly swam after him, not wanting to pass up the opportunity. 'Rules be damned. No way am I missing this.'

"I knew you would come." Naruto giggled, unaware of the pun (which is horrible I'll admit.) He noticed Shikamaru seemed unsure of how to begin, so he guided the other boy over to the shore and took his hand. He placed the boy's hand over his crotch and couldn't help but laugh at the comical look on the other's face. "Go on then Shika." Naruto giggled as the brunette slipped the speedo off of his legs. His giggles quickly turned to moans as Shikamaru began to pleasure him, slowly at first, but then gradually building faster and faster. 'Uhhhhh I'll have to remember how good he is at this…' Naruto thought fleetingly as he came into Shikamaru's hand.

Shikamaru was panting hard, sensory overload threatening to set in. 'I can't believe we… Naruto… gahhhh…' Shikamaru fell backwards and went under, he had passed out. Naruto had his head thrown back and his eyes closed as he rode out the last waves of pleasure and didn't notice Shikamaru go under. When he returned to his senses, he looked around for the brunette, wondering where he had gotten to. Now Naruto being Naruto, he didn't think to look underwater for a few minutes. When he finally did he yelped in surprise when he spotted the unconscious Shikamaru on the lake bottom. He quickly pulled the boy out and got him ashore.

Naruto pumped the brunette's chest and gave him mouth to mouth, hoping against hope that Shikamaru would be ok. "Shika please no!" Naruto cried as tears spilled from his eyes. He gave one last breath and was surprised as he was pulled into a heated kiss. Shikamaru had awoken to find Naruto giving him CPR and decided to let him continue. He knew it was wrong, but it was free kisses from Naruto, so he didn't mind too much. Naruto kissed the brunette fiercely, overjoyed that he was ok.

"Oh Shika I thought that…" he stuttered as the kiss broke.

"Don't worry Naruto, I'm fine now thanks to you." Shikamaru replied, his normal confidence back now. He knew that Naruto truly cared about him now. He had a shot at least. That was enough for now. He reluctantly pushed the nude blonde off of him and stood up. "Why don't you get dressed Naruto and we can go have that picnic? I'll go get your swimsuit while you're changing."

"Ok, thanks Shika." Naruto replied, blushing at his exposure. By the time Naruto had changed, he found that Shikamaru had retrieved his speedo and changed out of his own swim trunks. 'Wow he's fast, I wonder if he's that fast in anything else…' Naruto grinned at this thought. Shikamaru was definitely winning at the moment that was for sure.

"Ready to go?" Shikamaru asked as he walked up to the blonde. Naruto nodded and followed after the genius, dirty thoughts crossing his mind the entire time.

Shikamaru led Naruto to his favorite cloud watching spot. It was a verdant meadow near the lake. As the wind blew, the entire field seemed to be one gigantic wave of green, truly a captivating sight. Naruto squealed happily and ran ahead of Shikamaru, his innocent inner-self coming to the surface briefly. When he was done rediscovering himself, Naruto jogged over to where Shikamaru was setting up. He had hidden the food there earlier in anticipation of his date with Naruto. Shikamaru pulled, what else, ramen from the basket he had brought along. Naruto squealed again in delight, Shikamaru really did know how to please him, in more ways than one. After the two had eaten, Naruto curled up next to Shikamaru, his head on the other boy's chest. Shikamaru looked down at him and smiled, then he gazed up at the azure sky. It reminded him of Naruto's eyes. He looked down again to find that the blonde had fallen asleep. 'Well that was quick.' Shikamaru smirked and wrapped his arms around the sleeping boy. It didn't take long for the genius to drift off to sleep in the arms of the one he loved.

Naruto woke up to find a roaring campfire in front of him. He sat up quickly, wondering where the hell he was. This definitely wasn't the meadow he had fallen asleep with Shikamaru in. From what he could guess, he was somewhere deep in the woods. Where was Shikamaru? He was startled by the sound of footsteps behind him. He could vaguely make out the outline of someone standing just outside the firelight.

"Oh, you're awake. Took you long enough. You sleep like a log." came a soft voice out of the shadows. Naruto instantly broke into a cold sweat, he knew that voice. The figure stepped fully into the firelight, his red Sharingan eyes glowing, his cloak fluttering faintly in the wind.. Itachi. Well, mystery solved as to who was lurking around the woods.

'FUCK! He's caught me and now he's gonna kill me! What if he killed Shika… No! I won't think that. Even Itachi wouldn't…would he?' "Where is Shikamaru?" Naruto yelled as he got to his feet and into a defensive stance.

"That kid you were sleeping with? He's fine, I didn't touch him. Probably wondering why you left him right now." A small smirk appeared on the missing-nin's otherwise unreadable face.

"But why… why didn't you just kill both of us and take Kyuubi? You've never shown any restraint in killing before." Naruto was surprised when a hurt look flashed across Itachi's face for the briefest of moments.

"Naruto… I'm not here for Kyuubi. Akatsuki doesn't know where I am. Hell, even Kisame has no clue where I went."

"What do you want then?"

Itachi deactivated his Sharingan and stared right into Naruto's eyes. Cerulean orbs met dark pools of onyx. "I'm here for you." he whispered as he quickly crossed the space between them and embraced the surprised blonde. "Ever since I first saw you, I've felt drawn to you. Your alluring eyes with their sparkling mix of emotions. Your angelic laugh that's so infectious and cheers people up. Your golden hair that glows like the sun. Your dazzling smile that warms people's hearts. Even mine." He spoke these last two words right into Naruto's ear, drawing shivers from the blonde at the feel of his breath.

'He sounds so sincere…and it really did look like he was telling the truth. It's those eyes, they're just like Sasuke's…I get lost in them so easily. They're so deep…' "Ok so let's say I believe you. What exactly are you planning to do with me?" he asked slowly.

Itachi took a step back and looked into the blonde's eyes again. 'Damnit I can't… he's just too innocent.' "Nothing if you don't want me to. I've been watching you for so long, ever since I figured out that I'm in love with you. I saw you with that other boy so I knew you liked guys. I figured I'd never get a better chance to talk to you, so I took it. I won't force you to do anything with me." Itachi pouted as he looked down at the boy. That's right THE Uchiha Itachi, famous missing-nin, mass-murderer, Akatsuki member, and all-around psychotic badass; was pouting.

Naruto giggled as he saw this, causing Itachi to raise an eyebrow in question. "Nothing, it's just that you look so cute when you pout. And it proves to me your sincerity. I believe you really do love me, strange as it is. I don't love you, but maybe I could learn to. At the very least I can forgive you for what you've done in the past." He looked up at the older boy shyly before pulling him down into a kiss. Itachi's eyes widened in surprise, he hadn't expected his affections to be returned. Naruto could feel the warmth radiating from the older Uchiha and it sent his hormones into overdrive. He began to get hard, dirty thoughts filling his mind. (Hooray for hormones, they make Naruto slutty!)

"Itachi…" Naruto whispered as he broke the kiss. "I want you."

"What?" The missing-nin looked at him questioningly, not sure exactly what the kitsune wanted.

"I want you inside of me Itachi. I don't know why and I don't care, I just know that I want it. Please…" It was Naruto's turn to pout this time.

Itachi tried not to melt at the sight of Naruto begging for sex. It didn't work. He felt his legs turn to jelly and he actually fell backwards onto his ass. Naruto smiled down at him and jumped into his lap, nuzzling his neck while he purred. Itachi let out a low moan and allowed Naruto to continue.

"Kit, what the HELL do you think you're doing?!? What about the contest!?!" Kyuubi's voice boomed inside Naruto's head.

'Damnit Kyuubi, do you always have to ruin my fun? I'm never gonna get any with you around. I can do this with Itachi, he's not in the contest and no one will know. I really want this and I know you would love to watch you perverted old fox so just shut up and enjoy the show!' Naruto ended his rant by shutting out Kyuubi's response. She was quite surprised at how sure he was of himself, so she happily decided to take his advice and watch. He was right after all, now that she thought about it. She made some popcorn poof next to her and sat back, hoping Itachi knew what he was doing.

Itachi reluctantly pushed the blonde away and undid his Akatsuki cloak. He spread it out next to the fire. 'Not exactly what it was made for, but who cares.' he thought as he turned to face his love. Naruto pounced and landed on Itachi's chest, forcing the Uchiha onto his back. Naruto tore off his shirt and revealed Itachi's firm, toned chest. His skin was the color of ivory and oh so smooth. Naruto gasped at the sight, Itachi was just so beautiful. Who knew homicidal maniacs could be so sexy? Itachi had had enough. No way was he going to be uke now that Naruto had accepted him. Uchiha's were seme, that's just how it was.

Itachi quickly reversed their positions, now it was Naruto's turn to have his shirt ripped off. Itachi did the same to Naruto's pants, leaving the blonde in only his orange boxers. Boxers which held a very large bulge. Itachi ground his hips into the boy, enjoying the feeling of his erection rubbing against Naruto's. He took one of the blonde's pert nipples into is mouth and bit down on it softly while he fingered the other, earning a groan of pleasure from the boy. He proceeded to kiss, lick, and bite just about every bit of skin he could find on the boy, determined to leave plenty of marks.

"Ah Itachi…" Naruto gasped as he bucked up into the older boy during the ordeal, sending waves of pleasure through them both. Naruto pushed Itachi off and removed his own boxers. He then laid back and shot the other boy a pleading look, just asking to be fucked.

Itachi took in the sight, Naruto splayed out before him, practically begging for him. The firelight accentuated the boy's tan skin and set his hair aflame, making him look like some sort of gorgeous bronze god out of a dream. He couldn't take it anymore, he had to take the boy now. To get inside his love, become one with him. But what would he use for lubricant? He didn't have anything with him to serve that purpose. 'I think I know something that will work.' Itachi grinned evilly at the thought. He lowered his head slowly to the blonde's pulsing member, and took it into his mouth slowly. He sucked on the head gently at first, delighting in the taste of his lover's pre-cum. Without warning, he took Naruto's entire length into his mouth, lavishing the underside with his tongue while he continued to suck the head.

During all of this Naruto had watched the Uchiha intently, waiting to see what he would do next. When Itachi had taken him into his mouth, he had thrown back his head and cried out, amazed at the sensations overtaking him. No one had ever made him feel like this. He was wondering how exactly this had happened when he noticed that the warm mouth had left him. He looked down disappointed, but was immediately satisfied once again when Itachi began to stroke him intensely, his eyes meeting the brunettes' as he worked. Naruto came suddenly, shouting his lover's name as he did so. He spilled his essence all over Itachi's hands and watched in awe as the Uchiha lapped some of it up.

"You taste good." the brunette said with a smirk as he captured Naruto's lips once again, allowing him to taste himself. "Now Naruto, take off my pants." he ordered huskily, he couldn't wait much longer. The blonde complied and soon enough Itachi's own hardened cock was free from its prison. Itachi smiled at the hungry look in Naruto's eyes, he could tell Naruto wanted to return the favor. "Not this time Naruto." he whispered as he wrapped his cum-covered hands around his hardness. He lubricated himself fully, making sure not to miss a spot. Naruto gasped in awe at this unexpectedly hot sight, Itachi was using him for lube!

"Guhhhh Itachi!" Naruto moaned, overwhelmed by this.

"Something wrong?" Itachi asked, worried.

"You! You're just too fucking hot! Plow me already will you?" Naruto cried, surprised at his own lewdness.

Itachi snickered at the boy's impatience, but decided to do as he asked. He couldn't hold out much longer himself either. He positioned himself at Naruto's entrance, waiting for the ok from the blonde. He took the glare he was receiving as the permission that it was. Tired of moving slowly, he thrust himself into his love roughly, almost coming despite himself as Naruto called out his name in a throaty, pain-filled voice. Naruto thrust against him, wanting him to move. Itachi obliged happily, pulling out and jamming himself back in. He hit Naruto's special spot, causing the blonde to shriek in blissful agony.

"Itachi…why didn't… why didn't you kidnap me sooner? This… fucking amazing!" Naruto managed to get out in between ragged pants.

"I know. God you're so tight around me. It feels like your body is trying to trap me here forever." Itachi moaned as he continued his furious thrusting. He grabbed Naruto's penis, now fully hard again, and began to jerk him off roughly. Naruto pulled the raven-haired shinobi in for a passionate kiss and they came simultaneously, screaming into each other's mouths.

Naruto gave one last thrust to Itachi before passing out, completely exhausted. Itachi smiled at his little kitsune, marveling at how adorable he looked when he slept. He pulled himself out of the blonde and grinned in amusement as his essence trickled slowly out of Naruto's rear. "That sure was better than I ever imagined." he whispered to the sleeping blonde, immensely grateful that he had allowed them this chance. He cleaned them both up as best he could, then carried the sleeping blonde home and laid him in his bed. On his way out, he left a note on the kitchen table telling the boy how to find him again. Stealing one last glance at his sleeping love, Itachi leapt out into the night, truly happy for the first time in his life.

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